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oh man hey this is another episode of

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ufo garage i'm ben and i'm joe

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and i'm big willy

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and this is where we talk about ufos

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so much energy tonight

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[Music]

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the power color from that era

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it was crazy

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it was a little uh

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we went a little hard back then a little

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hard

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remember them windbreakers

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those are loud

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never stood a chance you could never

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sneak up on anybody with with those uh

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windbreakers you were the wind at that

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point they were like how does a gale

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force win putting it on they were like a

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teal color with like pink and then like

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white stripes

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you know what it was

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made me feel just like i was taco bell

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my favorite fast food

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put it on i was like i am

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the belle the tea with the dough yeah i

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am tops you remember how those cup

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patterns that everybody had in the 90s

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like that that like blue angled weird

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angle like 70 degree angle thing with

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the little blue dots all over it with

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the little streaks

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yeah dude it wasn't just the cups it was

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like it was like the booths and it was

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the thing

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the boots and the plastic everything had

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swishes on it every yeah and like

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triangles and [\h__\h] it was like kind of

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like a the plastic was made of gravy

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with pepper in it that's what kind of

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plastic it looked like

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like

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15 minutes into having your drink it

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would start coming out of the bottom

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that is also true you get a little

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excited with your straw right you're

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like stabbing away as a kid you like

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sucks

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i didn't pee my pants guys

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didn't you pee in my pants i didn't do

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it i didn't do it it was always orange

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crush orange crushed soda so it's like

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sticky

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so there's no there's no better soda

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than than orange crush when you're

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eating tacos

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i feel like there was like no better

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soda

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than just when you were a kid like your

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taste buds as a as a child as a kid do

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you guys feel like you know they say

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your taste buds evolve right like every

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10 years they evolve

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and i feel like there's certain things

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that that's worked for me but i still

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have like recollection of trying

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something for the first time as a child

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and like the the bad experiences

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obviously but then those moments where

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you're like

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it was like a symphony goes off and it

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just kicked in you know what i mean it

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was just so much better everything was

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just

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a little more pure i guess yeah more

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pure and just in the moment

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you know whatever like when you're a kid

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you didn't know what time was my wife

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and i were just talking with us our kids

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today like the only way i knew time was

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like there was a morning and there was a

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night

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in between yeah there was just nothing i

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knew there was beginning and ends things

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but you're just living in the moment you

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know what i mean this is what we didn't

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have any phone on you you didn't have a

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wallet you didn't have any keys no

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clothes nothing to worry about dude

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all you had to do was watch the street

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lights once they came on you knew it was

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time to go home yup

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oh man

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yeah man and then you could always like

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get out of it during the summer time

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because you're like with the street

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lights didn't come on they're like yeah

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it's almost nine o'clock though

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oh hey uh guys i forgot there's a chat

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uh what what what what up simon simon

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wells

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said on your mate he's only from

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australia guys

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he's legit

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oh there yeah this is a quick uh hop

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skip and jump yeah that's what they say

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anyways simon's a big dude guys simon's

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like he's like

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six seven or something and he's like 375

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pounds he's a monster of a man

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it needs to be uh the official ufo

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garage bodyguard yeah

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yeah

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australia like

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oh could you imagine how hard we already

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yeah we're not doing a show we're not

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there to do anything but party with yeah

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yeah hey are they letting people party

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in australia right now

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yeah they probably aren't they'll

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probably arrest you dude hey part of the

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outback though you go in the outback

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come on are there rules out there

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not about the united states right remy's

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like oh man

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but really it's just like california new

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york

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last time i went to the outskirts

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i uh i waited like an hour and a half

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for my steak it was ridiculous greg

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[Laughter]

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[Music]

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was there like a like a special thing on

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mtv raps like they would they would talk

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about like like like gift wrapping at

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christmas time or um i don't know i

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always watch b e t

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that's probably probably a little closer

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to the the content well because they had

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hanging hanging with mr cooper on there

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that tammy brings up a good boy in this

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show martin this is not a dope dude hang

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on mr cooper yeah

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what is

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i love that name though it was that it

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was like

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golden state warriors fan of tv

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you don't remember that no dude come on

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i'm just kidding i don't know that's a

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real thing though that's a real thing

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that sounds dope all i can think of all

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i could think of is coach gage uh

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tonight whenever we get off dude go to

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amazon type in hang in with mr cooper

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and uh you'll be hooked

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hell yeah kids are getting off too

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i love just floating them out there just

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like what do you think man

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hey anybody nobody's seen my hat yet

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yeah because you haven't made it direct

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yet you need to you can go fully

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arrested tell everybody how you can make

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your hat erect let me show you

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you guys send two dollar tips oh crap

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hang on he's

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it's in the moment it's a little

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stressed see how many super chats we can

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get in the in the meantime until it

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falls like that's and then and then

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when it falls you you have to pay you

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can't rush

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there's a lot we're filling up here so

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this is pretty good dude that's pretty

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rude you look like a damn elf on a shelf

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dude

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i just showed up in people's germs like

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it would be scary

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i'd be too early so scary wouldn't it

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but get out of here lady you're scaring

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us

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[Laughter]

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hey maybe i'm a gnome female gnomes have

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beards and they rock those beards they

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breathe

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big willy sprung hey i think that's i

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think that's a thing i'm just saying

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i've seen ladies with beards what what

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is the protestant what are they what's

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the difference i'm not really sure

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it's like another kind of christian

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they're like i mean

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it's like all the other ones they're

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like well i mean we're christian but

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we're not that kind of christian okay

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but we're better right we're better

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though we're from the first church not

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the second church

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we know more than the other people

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say book same book look listen

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tammy are we drinking we go to the fifth

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they get high dude

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one step at a time

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i'm drinking her what are you drinking

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dude i'm drinking a mice hard cranberry

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because we're going hard on a thirsty

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thursday i've been drinking a little

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while

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and then i got a blue raspberry cherry

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citrus

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the red white and blue and we're gonna

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have diarrhea tomorrow the reds i know

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and i gotta drive

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the

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oh man nothing worse i have a diarrhea

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and having to drive to a family function

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mr dolly

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i know right

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you're just like kids yelling in the

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background

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speaking of kids

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you guys have kids right you got kids

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now what are kids yeah

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i'm a criminal you have like 14 now

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right

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sus uh close

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are you drinking two kinds of beers at

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the same time no i've done that before

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you're just like i can't remember which

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one hey we should have a four loko

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challenge where we just hop on a drink

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for look dude joe i was gonna say joey

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remember the golden ones from back in

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the day the gold what was it called

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four logo three four logos will kill you

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joe you remember when you me and brian

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cheese nachos from the from the 7-eleven

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hell yeah dude

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yeah when you're drinking though come on

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that's the best dude yeah cause you

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remember you could like get the fritos

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and then like walk over to the chili and

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cheese machine around the nachos and

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just put it in your in your fritos bag

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and then they would just

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like didn't care there wasn't like a

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security camera the robot that would

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come out and try to chop your arms off

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the wrong cup out there you used to like

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literally be able to go there and just

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okay

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wheezed the juice i've wheezed the juice

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three times for real in my lifetime

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what are you gonna actually do the juice

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bro i was wheezing the juice you gotta

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explain what this is

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dude how do you not remember the juices

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you go to the icing machine and then you

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just pour it in your mouth you just

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fully lick lop it wait lick lock it does

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it lick lop it you can lick

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it

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put their mouth on the outlet

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the smooth the the slurpee outlet at a

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7-eleven dude who's touching that no one

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no no he's not touching that

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before he's touching that lesson

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dude you got to get a napkin first by

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the hot dog machine and wipe it down

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then you [\h__\h] wheeze the juice bro

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man up we the

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i'm the just the

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the the same person that did that uh

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full mouth the uh the water fountains in

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high school or middle school like you

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have you ever had

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that kid that kid that used to like

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like over the water mountain did y'all

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ever have that kid yeah school dude

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yes

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actually no because i was homeschooled

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but i knew about those kids so

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i heard about them in stores

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okay but be honest i did this at home

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yeah i'll just take uh you take the hose

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oh yeah

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no no but like you'd like you'd full-on

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lock it and then you turn the hose on

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in everybody did that right or was that

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was that just me then just me on that

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one i've done that once oh you did it

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one time okay

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i thought i thought it blew my eyeballs

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out i was like everywhere my eyes fell

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out

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oh man

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that's what happened i did the age 11

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and it dropped my voice to this low it

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also whoever drank out of the garden

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hose growing up uh

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shout out to to y'all because i mean i

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never got sick as a kid because i was

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drinking out of water hoses in the front

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yard good

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right yeah absolutely and they were even

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better if they came out of the backyard

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like it was like a little warm if the

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hose had been sitting in the side a

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little bit yeah you never let it run

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dude remember when you get burned like

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you'd spray a kid or somebody spray you

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with like this hose just been laying on

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the yard it was literally like liquid

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lava

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oh my god

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the [\h__\h] out of you dude no fair no fair

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oh man and then it would just turn ice

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cold

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too oh yeah sounds like that good like

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you're homeschooled

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on a well

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oh bro we were living in a corn field

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okay

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wait wait fields where i go up you were

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born in an attic weren't you

327
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but it was pontiac so like anybody's

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from michigan they gotta know they're

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like oh okay they call it ponte crack so

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like that's really that's where the

331
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pontiac was invaded right

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yeah

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it makes sense that's where dr kevorkian

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went to school when i used to work at my

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old company lead industrial contracting

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we bought out that old high school we

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used to do all the press repairs in

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there and uh dr foreign couple other

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ones uh a famous basketball player when

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there took camera's name but dr kevorkin

341
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went to pontiac central

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no i wasn't it wasn't michael jordan who

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was a person doctor what kavorikian i

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don't want to help people like commit

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suicide well if people want to label it

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as that i mean well okay

347
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there's a little okay

348
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there might have been a few things you

349
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know like maybe it was is there was a

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lot to it there was a lot of but hey do

351
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you want to kill yourself i have a gun

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no well part of it was for like science

353
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but then like he was also like

354
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researching their bodies there's a lot

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to it they were like thank god

356
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and he was like [\h__\h] yeah scientists

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generally

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fireside chat on that do you guys think

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people should be able to to uh end

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things

361
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when when they know it's done like the

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doctor's like hey make your bucket list

363
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this is hospice this is perfect

364
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christmas spirit uh i know guys we're so

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so cheerful i think

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hey i wore the mother trucking hat that

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gets erect when i get a two dollar tip i

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think i think if uh

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um raised i thought i said raise my

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bells and i was way more excited about

371
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raise my belt come on where the balls

372
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are getting tight good i mean that's a

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you know when they're pulling when

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uh speaking of that how funny that greg

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would give from ball state university

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[Music]

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he has a solid beer though

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the pork

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thank you greg

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we love your laugh too yeah

381
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b and c

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y'all getting crazy over there all right

383
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crazy ball state

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no

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about colleges though right like where

386
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is boston you know like the least

387
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like the most made fun of college has to

388
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be south carolina right

389
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they're the south yeah

390
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gamecocks

391
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real big [\h__\h] guy i'm a real big [\h__\h]

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um

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[Music]

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i never understood that name either but

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it was probably named like back in the

396
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day where people were just like yeah

397
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that's a [\h__\h] like and it wasn't funny

398
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you know right i don't know like more

399
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important question is at one point in

400
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history did the word [\h__\h] become funny

401
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you know what i'm saying like was it the

402
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70s was [\h__\h] funny in the 70s or like

403
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richard and dick yeah because like

404
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richard was like oh cool your name is

405
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richard you know what doesn't rhyme with

406
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richard

407
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and that's your new name

408
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can you imagine a like a a a point in

409
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history where people could actually go

410
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up to the to other people and be like

411
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hello my name's richard uh but uh my

412
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friends call me dick you know what i'm

413
00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:05,920
saying like and it like wasn't a funny

414
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thing like now like nobody can do nobody

415
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okay let me correct myself nobody could

416
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come to me and be like hi my name's

417
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richard but most people call me dick and

418
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me not chuckle but you know there's

419
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probably more like

420
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more mature people out there but uh you

421
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couldn't do it to me cause i'm

422
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i'm gonna laugh

423
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sure

424
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yeah

425
00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:29,920
that's what we call the design

426
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the richard pillow like

427
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the dick pillow

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[Music]

429
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that's exactly how he said it too don

430
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john bovee said my name is phillip but

431
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my friends call me penis

432
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we should ask people to write in about

433
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that guys write it into us uh ben we

434
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haven't asked people in a while is there

435
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an email people can email like guys yeah

436
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email

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hey

438
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ufo garagepodcast.com

439
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hey

440
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it's hay at ufo garage

441
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uh do that

442
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feel free to please like share and

443
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subscribe and please share with a friend

444
00:17:25,350 --> 00:17:23,919
and help

445
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spread the the word of mouth that way

446
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for us i would really would really

447
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appreciate that here at the garage

448
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brother christmas enjoy if you guys are

449
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feeling you feeling frisky you know

450
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maybe maybe maybe uh float some super

451
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chats our way that always is appreciated

452
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it helps out the show here a little bit

453
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and

454
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maybe ben guys we might have new stuff

455
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coming that way didn't you say something

456
00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:46,480
about like maybe maybe we're gonna step

457
00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:48,880
like a p.o box for some of us or like

458
00:17:54,789 --> 00:17:52,240
maybe uh i do have a p.o box

459
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do you do you go p and o in that or do

460
00:17:59,510 --> 00:17:57,200
you like how is it oh it's all about the

461
00:18:01,190 --> 00:17:59,520
other oh it's always p first and then

462
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and then whatever happens did they have

463
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and then there's the oh the co the o

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always comes last

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will the numbers come last greg says my

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name is greg but but everyone here calls

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me vicky

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well what

469
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you did that not me

470
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you did that to yourself you did that to

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yourself vicky

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hey michigan ufo settings apparently

473
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encounters podcast

474
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wayne and michelle over there merry

475
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christmas to you as well dwine wayne and

476
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michelle man hey so

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uh

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willie you are living in michigan

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i mean we think you live don't actually

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know we've never met we're all you know

481
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i'm in cia operative deep state long

482
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play here yeah we don't know but yes

483
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some have concurred yes uh michigan is a

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possibility okay so now that we have

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that i'm gonna go with that one

486
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michigan

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so

488
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i mean you got you guys have to have to

489
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do some kind of hangout or or something

490
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live dude i mean it's gotta happen

491
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with michigan you focus

492
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yeah yeah

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100 we want to plan something because

494
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like now bigfoot michigan rob is up here

495
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so um it's not like set in stone uh

496
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chad's in the in in the chat tonight

497
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right mr chad smith d chad smith

498
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and uh obviously

499
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he's in michigan he's a pretty big

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freaking deal

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chad smith

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he says merry christmas you some [\h__\h]

503
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uh love all you guys

504
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it's been an awesome year we're just

505
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getting started horns horns horns baby

506
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remember for five months look at that i

507
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mean but he's been a friend it seems

508
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like a lifetime don't you guys feel that

509
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way i feel that way i do too

510
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it is weird because like we only met

511
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literally only matt like well we haven't

512
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actually physically met dude chad and i

513
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might actually meet in person over this

514
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weekend hell yeah because

515
00:20:08,230 --> 00:20:06,559
man is amazing and he has a computer

516
00:20:10,390 --> 00:20:08,240
that he's like hey

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i'm not using it and it's super dope

518
00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:11,760
he's like i think you should have this

519
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computer and i was like

520
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what that is dough dude what yeah

521
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literally was like just come pick up

522
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this computer and i was like

523
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i thought you were going to say he has

524
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his computer right

525
00:20:28,950 --> 00:20:25,679
he's going to teleport to my house with

526
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this new computer that he has

527
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the fact he's giving you a computer is

528
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cool too when he said that he was like

529
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here's a computer without even like

530
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thinking i was like yes daddy i didn't i

531
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didn't know what to say next right like

532
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i wasn't sure

533
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thank you papa

534
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but no honestly

535
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yeah

536
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me christmas thank you papa thank you

537
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it's cool getting to meet people dude

538
00:20:50,789 --> 00:20:48,880
it's cool getting to meet people like

539
00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:50,799
get everything get to see dan warren in

540
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the flesh

541
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that was that was uh that was a

542
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memorable moment

543
00:20:59,270 --> 00:20:56,799
yeah people don't realize how tall dan

544
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is he's so tall

545
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i thought i was tall that guy is taller

546
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:03,760
than me any of you guys out there that

547
00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:04,640
that are

548
00:21:10,070 --> 00:21:08,080
are dan dan heith doubters he's not all

549
00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:10,080
right he's he's tall all right do you

550
00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:11,600
see him sitting down you know when

551
00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:13,120
someone's tall is when they're sitting

552
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on like the third step up from the

553
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ground and their knees are above their

554
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head when they're like in a weird

555
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position where somehow their knees are

556
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like equal lateral with their face

557
00:21:27,270 --> 00:21:25,360
that's a tall individual

558
00:21:29,590 --> 00:21:27,280
zero cool what's shaking well i think

559
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:29,600
that has to do with torso length because

560
00:21:33,590 --> 00:21:31,600
i have a i think i have a normal sized

561
00:21:36,549 --> 00:21:33,600
torso so when i sit down i'm kind of

562
00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:36,559
regular sized person but my legs are

563
00:21:42,630 --> 00:21:38,720
like eight feet long so i'm actually a

564
00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:42,640
18 foot tall human being

565
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:53,590
[Laughter]

566
00:21:57,590 --> 00:21:55,350
the long legs don't go throughout the

567
00:21:59,430 --> 00:21:57,600
rest of my appendages i'll just say that

568
00:22:01,110 --> 00:21:59,440
it's not the same

569
00:22:03,430 --> 00:22:01,120
i don't i'm gonna we're gonna we're

570
00:22:05,669 --> 00:22:03,440
gonna let that slide we're gonna cover

571
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:05,679
for you

572
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:07,919
it doesn't the branch does not match the

573
00:22:24,149 --> 00:22:22,149
does the trunk count

574
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:24,159
or anything no

575
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:28,400
oh man but the rest of it's very big

576
00:22:38,830 --> 00:22:36,549
even the mightiest oak has a broken uh

577
00:22:43,350 --> 00:22:38,840
branch every now and then you

578
00:22:45,830 --> 00:22:44,470
hey you guys want to hear about

579
00:22:47,590 --> 00:22:45,840
something funny

580
00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:47,600
yes

581
00:22:50,549 --> 00:22:49,120
have you all heard of the unidentified

582
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:50,559
aerial phenomenon security

583
00:22:54,470 --> 00:22:52,799
classification guide naval intelligence

584
00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:54,480
activity report

585
00:22:57,830 --> 00:22:56,559
i briefly did only because of wayne and

586
00:22:59,430 --> 00:22:57,840
michelle they talked about this it has

587
00:23:01,669 --> 00:22:59,440
the world's longest acronym it's the

588
00:23:04,789 --> 00:23:01,679
world's longest name that [\h__\h] is long

589
00:23:07,590 --> 00:23:04,799
dude yeah so long uh i was i was looking

590
00:23:09,029 --> 00:23:07,600
yeah the uh john greenwald guy they

591
00:23:10,870 --> 00:23:09,039
dropped it a couple days ago and i was

592
00:23:13,830 --> 00:23:10,880
reading through it and it's uh

593
00:23:16,950 --> 00:23:13,840
uh you know it's it's it's uh yadda

594
00:23:18,470 --> 00:23:16,960
yadda yadda yadda yadda kinda stuff but

595
00:23:20,070 --> 00:23:18,480
i mean you know this stuff is always

596
00:23:22,390 --> 00:23:20,080
cool you know we don't really bring up

597
00:23:24,549 --> 00:23:22,400
documents very often on this show and we

598
00:23:28,310 --> 00:23:24,559
don't really talk you know too in depth

599
00:23:30,789 --> 00:23:28,320
about them but uh i figured hey you know

600
00:23:32,549 --> 00:23:30,799
it's it's it's christmas time you know

601
00:23:35,350 --> 00:23:32,559
let's uh let's give people a present and

602
00:23:37,430 --> 00:23:35,360
talk about some some some ufo government

603
00:23:39,110 --> 00:23:37,440
document for a little bit

604
00:23:42,470 --> 00:23:39,120
so uh you know merry christmas you

605
00:23:45,830 --> 00:23:44,470
you feel very loved right now i like it

606
00:23:48,310 --> 00:23:45,840
dude

607
00:23:50,870 --> 00:23:48,320
hell yeah no i just i just know that

608
00:23:52,549 --> 00:23:50,880
we're terrible readers and like it's

609
00:23:55,110 --> 00:23:52,559
always funny when we try to break stuff

610
00:23:56,549 --> 00:23:55,120
down and so it's always like funny to me

611
00:23:58,390 --> 00:23:56,559
like whenever we go through a serious

612
00:24:00,310 --> 00:23:58,400
document and then we break it down

613
00:24:02,870 --> 00:24:00,320
because it's like not at all what the

614
00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:02,880
document usually means we're just like

615
00:24:07,669 --> 00:24:05,520
like we're making it up as we go

616
00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:07,679
ben totally highlighted the word and i i

617
00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:08,960
believe i can't quite tell because it's

618
00:24:13,590 --> 00:24:11,919
blurry but i think it said in imputed

619
00:24:16,070 --> 00:24:13,600
did you just highlight the word that's

620
00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:16,080
not how you spell inputted right it's

621
00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:26,950
maybe that's one of those like

622
00:24:31,190 --> 00:24:29,679
code words that if you if you file for a

623
00:24:32,390 --> 00:24:31,200
freedom of information ad you better

624
00:24:33,909 --> 00:24:32,400
have the word

625
00:24:35,269 --> 00:24:33,919
imputed

626
00:24:36,789 --> 00:24:35,279
right here

627
00:24:38,549 --> 00:24:36,799
like oh is it it might be another

628
00:24:40,470 --> 00:24:38,559
meaning i might be

629
00:24:42,710 --> 00:24:40,480
is it imputed

630
00:24:44,390 --> 00:24:42,720
inputted where is it at right here man

631
00:24:46,549 --> 00:24:44,400
it says something funny where they're

632
00:24:48,390 --> 00:24:46,559
like uh oh yeah they talked about what

633
00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:48,400
he requested and you were just talking

634
00:24:52,070 --> 00:24:50,240
about how you have to be super specific

635
00:24:54,470 --> 00:24:52,080
whenever you're requesting this stuff it

636
00:24:56,710 --> 00:24:54,480
says you requested security

637
00:24:59,190 --> 00:24:56,720
classification guide locating within

638
00:25:02,230 --> 00:24:59,200
your agency which pertain to any of the

639
00:25:06,149 --> 00:25:02,240
following unidentified aerial phenomena

640
00:25:08,470 --> 00:25:06,159
task force or the uaptf and or advanced

641
00:25:10,310 --> 00:25:08,480
aerospace threat identification program

642
00:25:12,340 --> 00:25:10,320
or a a

643
00:25:15,669 --> 00:25:12,350
tip a tip

644
00:25:21,430 --> 00:25:18,710
and or unidentified flying objects or

645
00:25:25,510 --> 00:25:21,440
ufos and or unidentified aerial

646
00:25:27,909 --> 00:25:25,520
phenomenon or qaps it did it it did

647
00:25:30,230 --> 00:25:27,919
include ufos but look

648
00:25:34,070 --> 00:25:30,240
it doesn't have parentheses uh like the

649
00:25:37,990 --> 00:25:35,269
do you think that's weird i think that's

650
00:25:39,510 --> 00:25:38,000
weird it's yeah dude it's a government

651
00:25:45,909 --> 00:25:39,520
document it's supposed to be perfect

652
00:25:49,269 --> 00:25:47,430
basically what you just did is you

653
00:25:51,110 --> 00:25:49,279
squirted lemon all over the constitution

654
00:25:53,029 --> 00:25:51,120
and [\h__\h] heated that [\h__\h] up and you

655
00:25:56,710 --> 00:25:53,039
found the secret like that's that's what

656
00:25:58,870 --> 00:25:56,720
just happened his dad uh his dad walked

657
00:25:59,830 --> 00:25:58,880
clearly behind he said it multiple times

658
00:26:01,750 --> 00:25:59,840
in the movie

659
00:26:04,789 --> 00:26:01,760
heat add heat

660
00:26:06,470 --> 00:26:04,799
he said it very clearly got heat they

661
00:26:07,830 --> 00:26:06,480
were frustrating me so bad when they

662
00:26:09,430 --> 00:26:07,840
just wouldn't add the heat i don't get

663
00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:09,440
it

664
00:26:15,269 --> 00:26:12,880
but we're going to start the movie off

665
00:26:18,070 --> 00:26:15,279
in the antarctic good job fellas there's

666
00:26:19,830 --> 00:26:18,080
no heat in the arctic none

667
00:26:22,950 --> 00:26:19,840
wait you got to make your own heat isn't

668
00:26:24,630 --> 00:26:22,960
that opposite wait what is it again no

669
00:26:26,470 --> 00:26:24,640
isn't antarctica like really nice but

670
00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:26,480
greenland's really cold

671
00:26:30,470 --> 00:26:28,640
but it always throws me off

672
00:26:33,990 --> 00:26:30,480
iceland

673
00:26:36,310 --> 00:26:34,000
greenland can suck a dick because it's

674
00:26:38,710 --> 00:26:36,320
full of ice okay yeah and all right the

675
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:38,720
antarctic sucks too because it's

676
00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:40,400
see antarctic

677
00:26:45,669 --> 00:26:44,080
is is in is antarctic like an acid

678
00:26:48,149 --> 00:26:45,679
like i think so i think it means the

679
00:26:51,029 --> 00:26:48,159
same thing okay so it's

680
00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:51,039
so the t is not there and it's ann hey

681
00:26:55,350 --> 00:26:53,760
what is n2n6 like is that some sort of

682
00:26:57,430 --> 00:26:55,360
code name or did i miss an acronym on

683
00:26:58,870 --> 00:26:57,440
the top says

684
00:27:02,230 --> 00:26:58,880
precursor to

685
00:27:04,310 --> 00:27:02,240
nintendo 64. nintendo 64 informed this

686
00:27:07,510 --> 00:27:04,320
office that they were located one record

687
00:27:08,630 --> 00:27:07,520
totaling 10 pages

688
00:27:10,789 --> 00:27:08,640
um

689
00:27:12,950 --> 00:27:10,799
let's see an effort to assist you we

690
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:12,960
continued with the deputy chief of naval

691
00:27:21,350 --> 00:27:16,760
operations for information dominance

692
00:27:23,110 --> 00:27:21,360
dcno into in six two absolutely

693
00:27:26,549 --> 00:27:23,120
you know like they're like a ranking or

694
00:27:28,950 --> 00:27:26,559
like they're telling you like who the

695
00:27:30,630 --> 00:27:28,960
specific chief of naval operator that's

696
00:27:32,789 --> 00:27:30,640
like their safe word maybe there's like

697
00:27:45,990 --> 00:27:32,799
a dom you know in a sub situation well i

698
00:27:52,710 --> 00:27:47,909
you tell me that dirty truth it means

699
00:27:58,230 --> 00:27:54,389
they're triangle shaped you're trying to

700
00:28:00,870 --> 00:27:58,240
give me this goes back to the original

701
00:28:02,470 --> 00:28:00,880
i gotta stop jesus christ sorry go ahead

702
00:28:04,870 --> 00:28:02,480
triangles

703
00:28:06,070 --> 00:28:04,880
doritos pyramids

704
00:28:07,430 --> 00:28:06,080
[\h__\h]

705
00:28:09,590 --> 00:28:07,440
aliens dude

706
00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:09,600
and they go into my inner diameter

707
00:28:20,310 --> 00:28:16,789
if that is your real name

708
00:28:22,389 --> 00:28:20,320
mr crowley

709
00:28:25,110 --> 00:28:22,399
welcome to the show

710
00:28:28,070 --> 00:28:25,120
so so ben and i did some investigating

711
00:28:30,950 --> 00:28:28,080
uh on this report actually um did you

712
00:28:33,350 --> 00:28:30,960
know yeah dude uh we found some pretty

713
00:28:36,630 --> 00:28:33,360
interesting things uh

714
00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:36,640
ben actually did some uh some some fancy

715
00:28:41,269 --> 00:28:39,760
computer cia kind of work i did and uh

716
00:28:42,230 --> 00:28:41,279
if we go down here i want to go to like

717
00:28:49,430 --> 00:28:42,240
the

718
00:28:51,269 --> 00:28:49,440
at an identified aerial phenomenon yeah

719
00:28:53,029 --> 00:28:51,279
because look i did some like enhancement

720
00:28:55,430 --> 00:28:53,039
to this document i was able to figure

721
00:28:57,029 --> 00:28:55,440
out a signature at the end

722
00:28:59,029 --> 00:28:57,039
which is pretty like like for real like

723
00:29:01,269 --> 00:28:59,039
i was able to you know how like they

724
00:29:03,350 --> 00:29:01,279
they black out signatures i'm good at

725
00:29:05,430 --> 00:29:03,360
computers we were able to find something

726
00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:05,440
i was able to find this year is like

727
00:29:10,870 --> 00:29:08,799
hold the french toast up right now what

728
00:29:13,029 --> 00:29:10,880
okay you guys okay so this is what's

729
00:29:15,269 --> 00:29:13,039
cool is that we actually did this and

730
00:29:18,149 --> 00:29:15,279
we're not even lying and we're going to

731
00:29:21,190 --> 00:29:18,159
show you whose name is on this document

732
00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:21,200
and you guys are not going to believe

733
00:29:25,669 --> 00:29:23,039
it's kind of the name that's on the

734
00:29:27,350 --> 00:29:25,679
document so scroll down so we can show

735
00:29:28,630 --> 00:29:27,360
everybody what we're looking at oh do we

736
00:29:30,549 --> 00:29:28,640
not want to break down the rest of the

737
00:29:31,990 --> 00:29:30,559
doc the document well this is just an

738
00:29:34,070 --> 00:29:32,000
introduction it's basically saying

739
00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:34,080
that's the d once we know the name

740
00:29:37,590 --> 00:29:35,760
that's amazing all that

741
00:29:39,990 --> 00:29:37,600
is just telling you hey you requested

742
00:29:41,990 --> 00:29:40,000
this this is what we gave you but that's

743
00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:42,000
not the report this is the beginning of

744
00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:44,000
the report right here oh okay this is

745
00:29:47,029 --> 00:29:45,360
the home page

746
00:29:48,950 --> 00:29:47,039
also shout out to the black vault for

747
00:29:50,549 --> 00:29:48,960
for making this available to us like how

748
00:29:52,549 --> 00:29:50,559
awesome is that man

749
00:29:55,350 --> 00:29:52,559
yep yeah shout out to the black vault i

750
00:29:57,590 --> 00:29:55,360
mean guys don't think great job you're

751
00:29:59,510 --> 00:29:57,600
doing it that guy does a lot of stuff

752
00:30:01,430 --> 00:29:59,520
man

753
00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:01,440
john greenwald and micah hangs right

754
00:30:06,310 --> 00:30:04,080
yeah yeah yeah those dudes are

755
00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:06,320
are awesome yeah micah hanks has a great

756
00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:08,480
voice too this is so this is

757
00:30:11,269 --> 00:30:09,760
this is what we're looking at ladies and

758
00:30:12,389 --> 00:30:11,279
gentlemen if you're just listening it's

759
00:30:15,510 --> 00:30:12,399
the uh

760
00:30:18,230 --> 00:30:15,520
the security classification guide

761
00:30:19,590 --> 00:30:18,240
they requested a foia report on it and

762
00:30:21,590 --> 00:30:19,600
uh

763
00:30:22,950 --> 00:30:21,600
i guess they got something

764
00:30:25,029 --> 00:30:22,960
some of the stuff is blacked out but

765
00:30:26,549 --> 00:30:25,039
like we said we did some

766
00:30:28,549 --> 00:30:26,559
some work

767
00:30:29,430 --> 00:30:28,559
and uh it you know

768
00:30:31,110 --> 00:30:29,440
right here

769
00:30:33,029 --> 00:30:31,120
it's blacked out ben you can take it

770
00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:33,039
from here so we i did some

771
00:30:37,830 --> 00:30:35,679
reconnaissance i did some some uh some

772
00:30:39,430 --> 00:30:37,840
computer magic on the prepared by and i

773
00:30:40,950 --> 00:30:39,440
really just wanted to know like where

774
00:30:43,110 --> 00:30:40,960
where these documents are coming from so

775
00:30:46,149 --> 00:30:43,120
i did some some enhancements

776
00:30:47,990 --> 00:30:46,159
um and and so so this is the first one

777
00:30:49,830 --> 00:30:48,000
kind of you know the black blacked out

778
00:30:52,470 --> 00:30:49,840
you know whatever um and that's kind of

779
00:30:54,230 --> 00:30:52,480
a closer look and then as you can tell

780
00:30:55,110 --> 00:30:54,240
we're getting closer we're kind of we're

781
00:30:57,909 --> 00:30:55,120
kind of

782
00:31:00,630 --> 00:30:57,919
uh enhanced it's it's enhanced times

783
00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:00,640
times three enhanced enhanced times

784
00:31:14,310 --> 00:31:11,590
this

785
00:31:16,310 --> 00:31:14,320
document was prepared by cinnamon terry

786
00:31:19,990 --> 00:31:16,320
himself

787
00:31:21,909 --> 00:31:20,000
the whole time dude and the date is is

788
00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:21,919
16 apr

789
00:31:26,149 --> 00:31:23,760
my balls were actually pretty tight i

790
00:31:28,549 --> 00:31:26,159
was literally like my anus was so

791
00:31:30,710 --> 00:31:28,559
clenched up for this moment

792
00:31:33,750 --> 00:31:30,720
i was like this is kind of a big deal

793
00:31:35,990 --> 00:31:33,760
they figured this crap out and as soon

794
00:31:38,310 --> 00:31:36,000
as i seen sedimentary

795
00:31:40,710 --> 00:31:38,320
my balls then relaxed and they descended

796
00:31:42,470 --> 00:31:40,720
again look look what we did enhance

797
00:31:44,389 --> 00:31:42,480
enhance

798
00:31:46,710 --> 00:31:44,399
what do you mean your balls should be

799
00:31:50,310 --> 00:31:46,720
super happy cinnamon terry prepared the

800
00:31:52,149 --> 00:31:50,320
report it's facts he does work directly

801
00:31:54,149 --> 00:31:52,159
with us he does

802
00:31:55,110 --> 00:31:54,159
he's the one that he's our secret

803
00:31:56,870 --> 00:31:55,120
operative

804
00:32:02,149 --> 00:31:56,880
sentimentary is in the office of naval

805
00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:03,630
washington dc

806
00:32:11,350 --> 00:32:08,240
20395 oh my god dash 5720. carol what's

807
00:32:13,110 --> 00:32:11,360
up she says garage hello hey if you

808
00:32:15,029 --> 00:32:13,120
don't realize the camera we just blew

809
00:32:15,909 --> 00:32:15,039
everything wide open on this massive

810
00:32:17,909 --> 00:32:15,919
acronym

811
00:32:20,310 --> 00:32:17,919
you missed it carol

812
00:32:23,830 --> 00:32:20,320
we enhanced we said the words in

813
00:32:27,269 --> 00:32:26,070
we love you carol it's okay

814
00:32:29,350 --> 00:32:27,279
girl

815
00:32:31,590 --> 00:32:29,360
so that's really close to coral

816
00:32:33,509 --> 00:32:31,600
if you guys i mean feel free to you know

817
00:32:35,830 --> 00:32:33,519
take that portion of this of this clip

818
00:32:37,750 --> 00:32:35,840
and and and spread it like wildfire on

819
00:32:39,509 --> 00:32:37,760
youtube because i mean

820
00:32:42,950 --> 00:32:39,519
really we're here to we're here to push

821
00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:42,960
boundaries right we're here to to get to

822
00:32:46,950 --> 00:32:45,600
the you know the bottom of of of this

823
00:32:49,269 --> 00:32:46,960
whole thing and

824
00:32:50,549 --> 00:32:49,279
i think we found a big chunk

825
00:32:51,830 --> 00:32:50,559
sedimentary

826
00:32:55,669 --> 00:32:51,840
apr

827
00:32:57,750 --> 00:32:55,679
six well there's actually just 16 does

828
00:32:59,750 --> 00:32:57,760
that mean 16 we don't know

829
00:33:01,509 --> 00:32:59,760
yeah or it could just be the 16th of

830
00:33:05,029 --> 00:33:01,519
april

831
00:33:12,470 --> 00:33:05,039
but we think it means the 16th of apr 16

832
00:33:16,710 --> 00:33:14,070
hold on what

833
00:33:21,110 --> 00:33:18,549
i think you're right i'm just i'm just

834
00:33:25,430 --> 00:33:21,120
saying it could also mean the 16th of

835
00:33:28,710 --> 00:33:26,870
do you think that anybody that's like

836
00:33:29,990 --> 00:33:28,720
doing the blackout stuff everyone else

837
00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:30,000
is like you know they're working from

838
00:33:32,950 --> 00:33:31,519
home they're having a few drinks and

839
00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:32,960
they like black out too much but there's

840
00:33:49,269 --> 00:33:47,430
greg's on to it greg how'd you know

841
00:33:51,509 --> 00:33:49,279
that's why i grow the beard i grow the

842
00:33:53,190 --> 00:33:51,519
beard to cover that up yeah you groove

843
00:33:55,269 --> 00:33:53,200
the beard to cover up

844
00:33:56,870 --> 00:33:55,279
you're actually a balchenian he's do you

845
00:33:59,190 --> 00:33:56,880
can people in my business out there like

846
00:34:04,310 --> 00:33:59,200
that

847
00:34:09,909 --> 00:34:04,320
i'm indeed not a chin of the bulginians

848
00:34:13,829 --> 00:34:12,149
are you and joe prove it now both of you

849
00:34:17,829 --> 00:34:13,839
guys prove that both of you guys are not

850
00:34:23,030 --> 00:34:21,750
okay joe's not yeah yeah

851
00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:23,040
i don't know william i didn't get a good

852
00:34:27,270 --> 00:34:24,240
look

853
00:34:28,790 --> 00:34:27,280
um justin a.d also from from uh

854
00:34:29,829 --> 00:34:28,800
australia might

855
00:34:31,430 --> 00:34:29,839
um

856
00:34:33,829 --> 00:34:31,440
i didn't have any eggnogs tonight

857
00:34:35,750 --> 00:34:33,839
actually i made my wife an eggnog but i

858
00:34:37,349 --> 00:34:35,760
didn't have a good eggnog

859
00:34:41,349 --> 00:34:37,359
you know like a good like

860
00:34:43,349 --> 00:34:41,359
like a a whiskey eggnog or like a

861
00:34:44,869 --> 00:34:43,359
something like rumchata

862
00:34:48,149 --> 00:34:44,879
that's too girly right maybe the

863
00:34:49,909 --> 00:34:48,159
fireball never

864
00:34:51,349 --> 00:34:49,919
would you what kind of whiskey to get

865
00:34:52,310 --> 00:34:51,359
what are we talking about i don't know

866
00:34:53,510 --> 00:34:52,320
we're talking about we need to figure it

867
00:34:55,909 --> 00:34:53,520
out

868
00:34:58,870 --> 00:34:55,919
let's get back in the document okay okay

869
00:35:01,510 --> 00:34:58,880
so we got here we go okay section one

870
00:35:03,430 --> 00:35:01,520
section one is is [\h__\h] useless just

871
00:35:04,630 --> 00:35:03,440
don't even read it right don't read it

872
00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:04,640
if you're smart

873
00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:07,680
section one because it probably means

874
00:35:12,470 --> 00:35:10,160
something really important so

875
00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:12,480
don't listen to me but also

876
00:35:15,270 --> 00:35:13,760
listen to me because i don't know what

877
00:35:17,589 --> 00:35:15,280
this means right

878
00:35:21,109 --> 00:35:17,599
section one identifying like it's it's

879
00:35:23,270 --> 00:35:21,119
it's too much i don't get it anyways

880
00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:23,280
so section two

881
00:35:27,190 --> 00:35:24,800
will you believe

882
00:35:31,349 --> 00:35:29,510
it's like why didn't i

883
00:35:33,190 --> 00:35:31,359
goes to section two we get to section

884
00:35:34,230 --> 00:35:33,200
two and he goes back to section one oh

885
00:35:36,550 --> 00:35:34,240
what do you which one do you want to

886
00:35:37,910 --> 00:35:36,560
talk about mr crowley's now we're going

887
00:35:39,589 --> 00:35:37,920
to section two

888
00:35:41,910 --> 00:35:39,599
on section two i just wanted to show

889
00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:41,920
people that section one uh

890
00:35:46,710 --> 00:35:44,320
what it was so

891
00:35:48,550 --> 00:35:46,720
we're hiding stuff okay section one

892
00:35:50,790 --> 00:35:48,560
there it is this is a bunch of like

893
00:35:52,630 --> 00:35:50,800
numbers and stuff well there's also some

894
00:35:54,470 --> 00:35:52,640
some cryptic stuff back here that i did

895
00:35:56,390 --> 00:35:54,480
decode and i can't share it's because

896
00:35:57,510 --> 00:35:56,400
it's classified so

897
00:36:00,630 --> 00:35:57,520
i don't know if you guys you could see

898
00:36:02,230 --> 00:36:00,640
the remnants sentimentary will get mad

899
00:36:04,870 --> 00:36:02,240
yeah that's i don't want to piss him off

900
00:36:08,310 --> 00:36:06,950
we already broke the damn on who it was

901
00:36:10,310 --> 00:36:08,320
so we don't want to give away the rest

902
00:36:12,230 --> 00:36:10,320
of the information

903
00:36:14,069 --> 00:36:12,240
okay so section two is the general

904
00:36:16,310 --> 00:36:14,079
instructions for this whole thing now

905
00:36:18,470 --> 00:36:16,320
we're talking about the classification

906
00:36:19,349 --> 00:36:18,480
that they're using on this whole thing

907
00:36:22,069 --> 00:36:19,359
right

908
00:36:24,310 --> 00:36:22,079
uh so one is um

909
00:36:26,470 --> 00:36:24,320
purpose this classification guide is

910
00:36:28,550 --> 00:36:26,480
issued for the purpose of identifying

911
00:36:30,710 --> 00:36:28,560
specific topics of information

912
00:36:33,109 --> 00:36:30,720
associated with the office of naval

913
00:36:35,030 --> 00:36:33,119
intelligence's unidentified aerial

914
00:36:36,870 --> 00:36:35,040
phenomenon task force that meet the

915
00:36:39,030 --> 00:36:36,880
standards and criteria for

916
00:36:41,109 --> 00:36:39,040
classification and protection in

917
00:36:43,510 --> 00:36:41,119
accordance with executive order

918
00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:43,520
classified national security information

919
00:36:50,470 --> 00:36:46,800
as amended and it's implementing

920
00:36:52,069 --> 00:36:50,480
directives so what does that mean

921
00:36:53,589 --> 00:36:52,079
what does that mean

922
00:36:57,430 --> 00:36:53,599
i have no idea

923
00:36:59,190 --> 00:36:57,440
break it down as amended

924
00:37:01,430 --> 00:36:59,200
as a minute it means like that [\h__\h] that

925
00:37:03,109 --> 00:37:01,440
we can't let you read

926
00:37:05,030 --> 00:37:03,119
i would say let's take it let's take it

927
00:37:07,910 --> 00:37:05,040
a sentence at a time but i don't know if

928
00:37:09,670 --> 00:37:07,920
you noticed that's all one sentence so

929
00:37:12,069 --> 00:37:09,680
maybe we should take it like commas out

930
00:37:14,069 --> 00:37:12,079
of time maybe

931
00:37:16,470 --> 00:37:14,079
the classification code

932
00:37:18,710 --> 00:37:16,480
is a guide that's issued for the purpose

933
00:37:20,550 --> 00:37:18,720
of identifying specific topics of

934
00:37:22,630 --> 00:37:20,560
information associated with the office

935
00:37:23,750 --> 00:37:22,640
of naval intelligence

936
00:37:24,870 --> 00:37:23,760
you know what's interesting about that

937
00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:24,880
statement

938
00:37:28,950 --> 00:37:27,760
is that it's not in relation to any

939
00:37:32,230 --> 00:37:28,960
entities or anything we might be seeing

940
00:37:33,510 --> 00:37:32,240
in the air any kind of uh craft anything

941
00:37:35,270 --> 00:37:33,520
like that it has to do with the

942
00:37:38,470 --> 00:37:35,280
information

943
00:37:40,710 --> 00:37:38,480
it doesn't have anything to do anything

944
00:37:42,470 --> 00:37:40,720
so does that would that apply to if

945
00:37:43,670 --> 00:37:42,480
they're taking experiences a little more

946
00:37:44,710 --> 00:37:43,680
seriously and i think we could say that

947
00:37:47,190 --> 00:37:44,720
for sure

948
00:37:49,589 --> 00:37:47,200
um you know obviously a more well-known

949
00:37:51,829 --> 00:37:49,599
famous one now like mr bledsoe himself

950
00:37:55,829 --> 00:37:51,839
where has been known to have people from

951
00:37:58,230 --> 00:37:55,839
the vatican nasa cia come to him

952
00:38:00,710 --> 00:37:58,240
meaning they don't have the answers

953
00:38:02,310 --> 00:38:00,720
right so but i just wonder if like the

954
00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:02,320
fact that they're making a legal

955
00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:03,760
document does that mean they can like

956
00:38:06,310 --> 00:38:04,960
legally start

957
00:38:08,470 --> 00:38:06,320
obtaining

958
00:38:10,790 --> 00:38:08,480
experiences and be like no no no

959
00:38:13,589 --> 00:38:10,800
you owe that information though

960
00:38:15,589 --> 00:38:13,599
i mean i think i think this is literally

961
00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:15,599
saying like

962
00:38:20,230 --> 00:38:17,760
hey can you tell me about the task force

963
00:38:21,589 --> 00:38:20,240
that you got set up and the the rules

964
00:38:23,030 --> 00:38:21,599
that are gonna happen with it and

965
00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:23,040
they're like ah

966
00:38:28,069 --> 00:38:25,760
yeah here you go um

967
00:38:30,230 --> 00:38:28,079
this guide is issued for the purpose of

968
00:38:32,390 --> 00:38:30,240
identifying specific topics of

969
00:38:35,030 --> 00:38:32,400
information associated with naval

970
00:38:37,270 --> 00:38:35,040
intelligence and the and the uap task

971
00:38:38,470 --> 00:38:37,280
force so basically they're just saying

972
00:38:40,390 --> 00:38:38,480
like

973
00:38:41,510 --> 00:38:40,400
hey what we gave you is basically

974
00:38:43,430 --> 00:38:41,520
telling you

975
00:38:45,670 --> 00:38:43,440
that uh we're

976
00:38:48,790 --> 00:38:45,680
we have a task force like i don't think

977
00:38:50,630 --> 00:38:48,800
they're really saying anything so far

978
00:38:52,870 --> 00:38:50,640
just saying hey this is what we're doing

979
00:38:54,310 --> 00:38:52,880
this is it and um these are the

980
00:38:55,190 --> 00:38:54,320
guidelines of what we're talking about

981
00:38:57,829 --> 00:38:55,200
and

982
00:38:59,670 --> 00:38:57,839
anything outside of what we've stated is

983
00:39:00,790 --> 00:38:59,680
has nothing to do with this

984
00:39:02,950 --> 00:39:00,800
like hey

985
00:39:05,670 --> 00:39:02,960
it's like it's it's a common

986
00:39:07,670 --> 00:39:05,680
uh structure of a speech it's like hey

987
00:39:09,190 --> 00:39:07,680
tell the people what you're gonna say

988
00:39:10,230 --> 00:39:09,200
talk about some other [\h__\h] and then tell

989
00:39:12,470 --> 00:39:10,240
them again

990
00:39:13,589 --> 00:39:12,480
i think that's kind of what they're

991
00:39:16,230 --> 00:39:13,599
going for

992
00:39:17,750 --> 00:39:16,240
in my in my opinion i think only in my

993
00:39:24,550 --> 00:39:17,760
opinion

994
00:39:26,470 --> 00:39:24,560
pertains to classified national security

995
00:39:28,790 --> 00:39:26,480
information

996
00:39:30,310 --> 00:39:28,800
um as amended what do you guys think

997
00:39:32,790 --> 00:39:30,320
about as amended

998
00:39:35,109 --> 00:39:32,800
so i think it's like as we learn

999
00:39:37,190 --> 00:39:35,119
uh we will change the guidelines like

1000
00:39:39,190 --> 00:39:37,200
they're basically writing the book as

1001
00:39:40,470 --> 00:39:39,200
they go they're saying hey

1002
00:39:43,270 --> 00:39:40,480
um yeah

1003
00:39:45,430 --> 00:39:43,280
there's stuff we don't know what it is

1004
00:39:46,790 --> 00:39:45,440
um we've also known about this [\h__\h] for

1005
00:39:49,270 --> 00:39:46,800
a long time but we're not gonna tell you

1006
00:39:51,829 --> 00:39:49,280
about that but there's like a book that

1007
00:39:53,910 --> 00:39:51,839
we're writing and we find out new stuff

1008
00:39:57,030 --> 00:39:53,920
all the time so as we find out new

1009
00:39:59,109 --> 00:39:57,040
things we amend it as we go and it'll be

1010
00:40:01,670 --> 00:39:59,119
amended on the spot so we have an

1011
00:40:02,950 --> 00:40:01,680
up-to-date guide on what it is that

1012
00:40:04,710 --> 00:40:02,960
we're looking at

1013
00:40:08,230 --> 00:40:04,720
got it

1014
00:40:11,829 --> 00:40:08,240
okay cool well that's number one oh yeah

1015
00:40:14,710 --> 00:40:11,839
who wants to be number two popcorn

1016
00:40:16,230 --> 00:40:14,720
oh i'll take it okay number two

1017
00:40:21,030 --> 00:40:16,240
authority

1018
00:40:29,349 --> 00:40:21,040
god

1019
00:40:36,069 --> 00:40:31,990
some numbers executive mobile crap

1020
00:40:38,230 --> 00:40:36,079
oh executive order 13 5 26 uh and then

1021
00:40:40,069 --> 00:40:38,240
uh d-o-d-m

1022
00:40:42,309 --> 00:40:40,079
the department of defense department

1023
00:40:47,349 --> 00:40:42,319
thank you joseph

1024
00:40:51,030 --> 00:40:48,550
very important

1025
00:40:54,069 --> 00:40:51,040
volumes three wait

1026
00:40:55,109 --> 00:40:54,079
did i see three six one through four

1027
00:40:57,109 --> 00:40:55,119
jesus

1028
00:40:58,470 --> 00:40:57,119
i did like a quick math thing in my head

1029
00:40:59,430 --> 00:40:58,480
one that was like it was like the first

1030
00:41:00,150 --> 00:40:59,440
time

1031
00:41:02,069 --> 00:41:00,160
yeah

1032
00:41:03,589 --> 00:41:02,079
no this is gonna take a while

1033
00:41:05,270 --> 00:41:03,599
that's why i want to get like a hard one

1034
00:41:06,390 --> 00:41:05,280
dude it's over with i want to get it

1035
00:41:08,470 --> 00:41:06,400
over with

1036
00:41:11,829 --> 00:41:08,480
this guide constitutes authority and may

1037
00:41:13,270 --> 00:41:11,839
be cited as the uh basis for

1038
00:41:14,390 --> 00:41:13,280
classification

1039
00:41:20,069 --> 00:41:14,400
uh

1040
00:41:23,430 --> 00:41:20,079
of information and material involving an

1041
00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:23,440
uap collection and out and analysis

1042
00:41:28,309 --> 00:41:26,160
changes in classification required by

1043
00:41:29,990 --> 00:41:28,319
application of this guide shall be made

1044
00:41:32,550 --> 00:41:30,000
immediately

1045
00:41:35,750 --> 00:41:32,560
information identified in this guide for

1046
00:41:39,109 --> 00:41:35,760
protection as classified information is

1047
00:41:41,190 --> 00:41:39,119
classified by the director of naval

1048
00:41:43,349 --> 00:41:41,200
intelligence belly button guy he's the

1049
00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:43,359
head belly button guy naval intelligence

1050
00:41:47,510 --> 00:41:45,280
activities guys like what are you

1051
00:41:50,230 --> 00:41:47,520
searching for is that belly button lit

1052
00:41:53,109 --> 00:41:50,240
yes it's top secret we all know that

1053
00:41:55,349 --> 00:41:53,119
it's originally classified kind

1054
00:41:58,069 --> 00:41:55,359
it's it's it's a class of kind uh

1055
00:42:00,069 --> 00:41:58,079
authority the belly button is that's a

1056
00:42:02,950 --> 00:42:00,079
secret place no one's allowed to go

1057
00:42:10,069 --> 00:42:02,960
there that's beautiful

1058
00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:11,589
no one wants to touch my belly button no

1059
00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:14,000
one wants to smell it either

1060
00:42:17,990 --> 00:42:15,760
hey belly buttons are important there's

1061
00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:18,000
a lot they're underappreciated there's a

1062
00:42:22,550 --> 00:42:19,760
lot of knowledge there that's been lost

1063
00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:22,560
okay i'm just saying oh yeah yeah no i

1064
00:42:28,069 --> 00:42:25,520
know that okay so i don't want anybody

1065
00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:28,079
getting near my belly

1066
00:42:33,589 --> 00:42:31,760
so this guy constitutes authority and

1067
00:42:35,670 --> 00:42:33,599
may be cited as a basis for

1068
00:42:41,349 --> 00:42:35,680
classification

1069
00:42:43,510 --> 00:42:41,359
information and material involved in uap

1070
00:42:45,190 --> 00:42:43,520
collection analysis so this guide that

1071
00:42:48,150 --> 00:42:45,200
they're putting together

1072
00:42:50,150 --> 00:42:48,160
is the authority right

1073
00:42:53,990 --> 00:42:50,160
it's the authority it's like the bible

1074
00:42:56,790 --> 00:42:54,000
of of ufo [\h__\h] so you go into an office

1075
00:42:58,470 --> 00:42:56,800
and you're like hey deborah

1076
00:43:01,910 --> 00:42:58,480
oh dab

1077
00:43:05,030 --> 00:43:01,920
respect my floor tie respect my thor ty

1078
00:43:07,109 --> 00:43:05,040
all right and give me that medal and i'm

1079
00:43:08,550 --> 00:43:07,119
i'm i'm i'm gonna study it because of

1080
00:43:10,309 --> 00:43:08,560
this purpose and she's like well what

1081
00:43:11,030 --> 00:43:10,319
gives you the authority and they're like

1082
00:43:15,270 --> 00:43:11,040
well

1083
00:43:16,950 --> 00:43:15,280
under under the authority of scc and avm

1084
00:43:21,270 --> 00:43:16,960
551

1085
00:43:26,030 --> 00:43:23,990
and the executive order 13526 in the

1086
00:43:28,550 --> 00:43:26,040
department of defense

1087
00:43:31,190 --> 00:43:28,560
5200.01 volumes 104

1088
00:43:33,190 --> 00:43:31,200
um this this constitutes my authority

1089
00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:33,200
and she's like [\h__\h] whatever rick

1090
00:43:37,430 --> 00:43:35,760
here just take it richard

1091
00:43:39,510 --> 00:43:37,440
such a dick move

1092
00:43:40,790 --> 00:43:39,520
yeah

1093
00:43:43,430 --> 00:43:40,800
so that's what it's saying right this

1094
00:43:45,270 --> 00:43:43,440
guide is the the the bible the holy

1095
00:43:48,870 --> 00:43:45,280
grail like that's what they're writing

1096
00:43:51,349 --> 00:43:48,880
that this guide is is is there for

1097
00:43:53,190 --> 00:43:51,359
regrading so if they see something and

1098
00:43:54,309 --> 00:43:53,200
they're like oh well i grade that to be

1099
00:43:56,950 --> 00:43:54,319
like a

1100
00:43:59,750 --> 00:43:56,960
a b minus experience and they see it

1101
00:44:02,550 --> 00:43:59,760
multiple more times and it it increases

1102
00:44:03,510 --> 00:44:02,560
in like potency or like kickassness

1103
00:44:05,990 --> 00:44:03,520
they're like you know what we're gonna

1104
00:44:08,550 --> 00:44:06,000
regrade this in the holy grail bible of

1105
00:44:10,309 --> 00:44:08,560
ufo books that the naval intelligence

1106
00:44:12,470 --> 00:44:10,319
has we're going to regrade it we're

1107
00:44:15,670 --> 00:44:12,480
going to make it more of a

1108
00:44:17,430 --> 00:44:15,680
an a a good solid a we're regrading this

1109
00:44:20,390 --> 00:44:17,440
right

1110
00:44:21,990 --> 00:44:20,400
declassified it's like okay

1111
00:44:25,589 --> 00:44:22,000
everybody already knows this let's

1112
00:44:27,270 --> 00:44:25,599
declassify it and tell everybody

1113
00:44:28,790 --> 00:44:27,280
how did which those things never make

1114
00:44:30,150 --> 00:44:28,800
any sense anyways you ever look at the

1115
00:44:32,069 --> 00:44:30,160
like the dates they put on their base

1116
00:44:34,150 --> 00:44:32,079
and when stuff's happening like

1117
00:44:35,430 --> 00:44:34,160
they just pick a random date i know that

1118
00:44:37,270 --> 00:44:35,440
maybe like is there something actually

1119
00:44:38,790 --> 00:44:37,280
is there like a format to that or they

1120
00:44:41,190 --> 00:44:38,800
just literally like all right i'll make

1121
00:44:44,150 --> 00:44:41,200
it in 20 years like

1122
00:44:46,069 --> 00:44:44,160
it just it varies some of the

1123
00:44:47,510 --> 00:44:46,079
information is released there's no i

1124
00:44:48,950 --> 00:44:47,520
haven't and i'm sure there is someone

1125
00:44:52,470 --> 00:44:48,960
who's more familiar with no but it

1126
00:44:54,550 --> 00:44:52,480
doesn't seem to be a system it's very

1127
00:44:56,309 --> 00:44:54,560
sporadic and i'm gonna say it's because

1128
00:44:57,510 --> 00:44:56,319
they make up documents like i just i

1129
00:44:59,430 --> 00:44:57,520
sometimes don't think these people

1130
00:45:01,589 --> 00:44:59,440
really got it together like these people

1131
00:45:04,470 --> 00:45:01,599
wake up late for their jobs they get

1132
00:45:06,710 --> 00:45:04,480
hung over they have bad days and they're

1133
00:45:09,270 --> 00:45:06,720
out there making decisions for us and

1134
00:45:12,150 --> 00:45:09,280
they're writing long documents like this

1135
00:45:14,069 --> 00:45:12,160
bullcrap to be like

1136
00:45:15,430 --> 00:45:14,079
if i put enough weird letters and

1137
00:45:17,589 --> 00:45:15,440
numbers in there i guess people will

1138
00:45:18,950 --> 00:45:17,599
just be like seems legit

1139
00:45:21,829 --> 00:45:18,960
and that's really what i think is going

1140
00:45:23,510 --> 00:45:21,839
on sometimes yeah it is it's it's not

1141
00:45:26,230 --> 00:45:23,520
it's not made

1142
00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:26,240
for people to consume you know what i'm

1143
00:45:30,950 --> 00:45:28,640
saying it's made for specific people to

1144
00:45:32,870 --> 00:45:30,960
read and specific people to understand

1145
00:45:33,990 --> 00:45:32,880
what's going on

1146
00:45:34,870 --> 00:45:34,000
that's it

1147
00:45:38,230 --> 00:45:34,880
you know

1148
00:45:40,069 --> 00:45:38,240
and the rest of the shit's blacked out

1149
00:45:42,150 --> 00:45:40,079
but you know except for cinnamon's hair

1150
00:45:44,390 --> 00:45:42,160
except i mean ben and i can crack that

1151
00:45:46,870 --> 00:45:44,400
[\h__\h] sweetly

1152
00:45:47,910 --> 00:45:46,880
we've cracked it before

1153
00:45:52,550 --> 00:45:47,920
done it

1154
00:45:55,829 --> 00:45:52,560
oh no i can't undo my purple thing

1155
00:45:57,829 --> 00:45:55,839
undo it dude oh [\h__\h] there it goes good

1156
00:45:59,270 --> 00:45:57,839
job zerocool says you could totally make

1157
00:46:01,270 --> 00:45:59,280
an entire podcast about doing this

1158
00:46:05,190 --> 00:46:01,280
getting drunk and high and read

1159
00:46:06,550 --> 00:46:05,200
government bills absolutely i mean yeah

1160
00:46:09,030 --> 00:46:06,560
uh all right and the other thing i

1161
00:46:10,550 --> 00:46:09,040
looked up to camp is uh when i looked up

1162
00:46:12,309 --> 00:46:10,560
the word amendment and not only did it

1163
00:46:14,309 --> 00:46:12,319
say that they could change some of the

1164
00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:14,319
verbage along the way based on the

1165
00:46:17,710 --> 00:46:15,760
information that being provided it also

1166
00:46:19,430 --> 00:46:17,720
said they could change it based on the

1167
00:46:21,109 --> 00:46:19,440
situations

1168
00:46:22,550 --> 00:46:21,119
so i don't know what that specification

1169
00:46:24,069 --> 00:46:22,560
means according to the webster

1170
00:46:25,589 --> 00:46:24,079
dictionary but it said according to the

1171
00:46:27,270 --> 00:46:25,599
situation

1172
00:46:29,190 --> 00:46:27,280
things could just be changed

1173
00:46:30,470 --> 00:46:29,200
so the uh

1174
00:46:33,349 --> 00:46:30,480
it's [\h__\h]

1175
00:46:37,190 --> 00:46:33,359
holy [\h__\h] gary

1176
00:46:40,550 --> 00:46:38,510
thank you sir

1177
00:46:42,390 --> 00:46:40,560
brother dude

1178
00:46:44,790 --> 00:46:42,400
i'm freaking sitting you love lasers

1179
00:46:46,390 --> 00:46:44,800
with my eyes dude

1180
00:46:48,950 --> 00:46:46,400
it's in you

1181
00:46:52,069 --> 00:46:48,960
wrecked for you right now wait

1182
00:46:54,069 --> 00:46:52,079
full erection guys for that my nipples

1183
00:46:55,910 --> 00:46:54,079
are so hard i think it's time oh it's

1184
00:46:58,150 --> 00:46:55,920
time to party it's time to party bin

1185
00:47:01,670 --> 00:46:58,160
let's party woo

1186
00:47:03,589 --> 00:47:01,680
oh my god no dude

1187
00:47:05,910 --> 00:47:03,599
it's the official ufo garage nipple

1188
00:47:09,270 --> 00:47:05,920
t-shirt that's right

1189
00:47:11,510 --> 00:47:09,280
catch him at ufo.com

1190
00:47:14,069 --> 00:47:11,520
it's party time oh [\h__\h] dude you just

1191
00:47:14,950 --> 00:47:14,079
ramped it you just amped me up man dude

1192
00:47:15,910 --> 00:47:14,960
these are

1193
00:47:18,710 --> 00:47:15,920
official

1194
00:47:22,309 --> 00:47:18,720
ufo garage party shirts we hear the

1195
00:47:25,430 --> 00:47:24,470
wait where's the third one you forgot to

1196
00:47:27,030 --> 00:47:25,440
cut this i'm not going to show you guys

1197
00:47:28,390 --> 00:47:27,040
you always talk about the third nip oh

1198
00:47:31,510 --> 00:47:28,400
you shrug them

1199
00:47:39,670 --> 00:47:34,630
yeah dude all i want now is tacos

1200
00:47:45,589 --> 00:47:42,069
merry christmas merry christmas uh gary

1201
00:47:48,470 --> 00:47:45,599
voorhees holy crap hey yeah

1202
00:47:50,390 --> 00:47:48,480
thank you new year oh my gosh

1203
00:47:53,270 --> 00:47:50,400
it's freaking awesome why is everybody

1204
00:47:56,630 --> 00:47:53,280
saying take your screenshot

1205
00:48:01,589 --> 00:47:59,190
what's going on twitter ufo twitter guys

1206
00:48:04,230 --> 00:48:01,599
screenshot um twitter

1207
00:48:08,309 --> 00:48:04,240
hashtag ufo garage hashtag richard dolan

1208
00:48:11,589 --> 00:48:10,549
this is like this is career how does the

1209
00:48:13,109 --> 00:48:11,599
god though do you think that like

1210
00:48:14,710 --> 00:48:13,119
someone like grant cameron one day

1211
00:48:16,630 --> 00:48:14,720
that's maybe come on or something and

1212
00:48:18,069 --> 00:48:16,640
like the one highlight they can send to

1213
00:48:20,150 --> 00:48:18,079
them is like

1214
00:48:23,190 --> 00:48:20,160
you just holding down yourself what i

1215
00:48:25,829 --> 00:48:23,200
want it to be is this it's like no hands

1216
00:48:27,109 --> 00:48:25,839
the thing is is we kind of hope so you

1217
00:48:28,710 --> 00:48:27,119
know i

1218
00:48:30,549 --> 00:48:28,720
love it

1219
00:48:31,990 --> 00:48:30,559
and then the person that says yes that

1220
00:48:33,589 --> 00:48:32,000
is the exact person we want to be

1221
00:48:34,510 --> 00:48:33,599
talking to honestly

1222
00:48:36,549 --> 00:48:34,520
exactly

1223
00:48:38,150 --> 00:48:36,559
[Laughter]

1224
00:48:40,549 --> 00:48:38,160
not to mention that it's just like it's

1225
00:48:43,589 --> 00:48:40,559
so it's so great to like

1226
00:48:45,829 --> 00:48:43,599
it's so great to have fun doing this and

1227
00:48:47,829 --> 00:48:45,839
then be able to score people like that

1228
00:48:48,790 --> 00:48:47,839
and then like

1229
00:48:52,790 --> 00:48:48,800
for the

1230
00:48:55,109 --> 00:48:52,800
most people don't realize what it is

1231
00:48:57,670 --> 00:48:55,119
that we do until they come on the show

1232
00:48:58,549 --> 00:48:57,680
they may like go watch one through

1233
00:49:00,069 --> 00:48:58,559
and

1234
00:49:02,710 --> 00:49:00,079
hopefully

1235
00:49:05,109 --> 00:49:02,720
holy crap dude

1236
00:49:07,910 --> 00:49:05,119
are you kidding me oh my god what is

1237
00:49:09,430 --> 00:49:07,920
happening right now dude thank you mr

1238
00:49:12,069 --> 00:49:09,440
crowley

1239
00:49:13,190 --> 00:49:12,079
if that is your real name do we have

1240
00:49:21,430 --> 00:49:13,200
does someone else have to show their

1241
00:49:24,150 --> 00:49:23,030
i was legit not gonna wear a shirt

1242
00:49:25,589 --> 00:49:24,160
underneath this and joke they're like

1243
00:49:27,030 --> 00:49:25,599
yes i don't have a shirt underneath no

1244
00:49:31,670 --> 00:49:27,040
william you better pop you better pop

1245
00:49:36,150 --> 00:49:33,990
you did the you did the video earlier uh

1246
00:49:38,230 --> 00:49:36,160
in conjunction you gotta pop that top

1247
00:49:40,150 --> 00:49:38,240
off bro i told you

1248
00:49:42,309 --> 00:49:40,160
joe oh

1249
00:49:43,990 --> 00:49:42,319
on this way dude you gotta pop that i

1250
00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:44,000
feel like youtube no wait wait wait wait

1251
00:49:48,150 --> 00:49:46,160
we gotta say that for only fans paige i

1252
00:49:52,710 --> 00:49:48,160
feel like you two might might no this is

1253
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:56,390
my nipples are actually cold right now

1254
00:50:02,870 --> 00:49:58,950
you're cold good it's show time they're

1255
00:50:06,150 --> 00:50:05,190
oh my god so does that is that our guys

1256
00:50:07,750 --> 00:50:06,160
you know they say everybody's got a

1257
00:50:09,670 --> 00:50:07,760
price was that ours i guess a hundred

1258
00:50:11,270 --> 00:50:09,680
dollars and like whatever

1259
00:50:13,109 --> 00:50:11,280
nipples out at any point for you like

1260
00:50:15,750 --> 00:50:13,119
where do you need me

1261
00:50:17,190 --> 00:50:15,760
at any time hundred dollars i i'll show

1262
00:50:20,230 --> 00:50:17,200
you probably one of my nipples honestly

1263
00:50:21,990 --> 00:50:20,240
i like how many we would have seen

1264
00:50:24,390 --> 00:50:22,000
oh my god

1265
00:50:28,069 --> 00:50:24,400
i'm a [\h__\h] for super chats

1266
00:50:32,790 --> 00:50:30,710
oh my god

1267
00:50:34,790 --> 00:50:32,800
that was amazing dude i stuck your dick

1268
00:50:36,710 --> 00:50:34,800
for a super chat but they're like tit

1269
00:50:38,470 --> 00:50:36,720
chaps they're not really

1270
00:50:40,630 --> 00:50:38,480
greg they're like titty chaps that's

1271
00:50:42,309 --> 00:50:40,640
what those are matter of fact i think we

1272
00:50:44,710 --> 00:50:42,319
should design a shirt that literally has

1273
00:50:45,990 --> 00:50:44,720
few chaps

1274
00:50:47,829 --> 00:50:46,000
this is the point of the episode where

1275
00:50:50,950 --> 00:50:47,839
[\h__\h] just gets off the rails dude it was

1276
00:50:52,870 --> 00:50:50,960
only 54 minutes and it derailed hard we

1277
00:50:55,030 --> 00:50:52,880
haven't even gotten we haven't even

1278
00:50:57,510 --> 00:50:55,040
gotten into the third classification of

1279
00:50:59,829 --> 00:50:57,520
of the navy's classification

1280
00:51:03,670 --> 00:50:59,839
uh protocols

1281
00:51:05,670 --> 00:51:03,680
oh my god ufo garagepodcast.com

1282
00:51:07,270 --> 00:51:05,680
that might be the only time too gary uh

1283
00:51:08,790 --> 00:51:07,280
mr crowley those are the only two times

1284
00:51:10,710 --> 00:51:08,800
i've ever cost on the episodes i can

1285
00:51:13,829 --> 00:51:10,720
think of so uh cheers to you boys on

1286
00:51:16,549 --> 00:51:13,839
that one kind of sauce yeah dude that's

1287
00:51:18,390 --> 00:51:16,559
a well worth the 200 bucks dude i'm i'm

1288
00:51:20,710 --> 00:51:18,400
glad that 250 dollars you'll get a

1289
00:51:22,790 --> 00:51:20,720
customer or two out of me yeah dude

1290
00:51:24,630 --> 00:51:22,800
i'm glad to hear you say the word [\h__\h]

1291
00:51:26,309 --> 00:51:24,640
are you saying you're gonna suck you

1292
00:51:28,470 --> 00:51:26,319
you're gonna you're gonna cuss willy did

1293
00:51:29,829 --> 00:51:28,480
you already do it i did it you missed it

1294
00:51:31,349 --> 00:51:29,839
did you not hear me you have to listen

1295
00:51:32,950 --> 00:51:31,359
to the playback now i don't want it

1296
00:51:33,990 --> 00:51:32,960
again unless another chad comes through

1297
00:51:37,030 --> 00:51:34,000
part of the head

1298
00:51:40,150 --> 00:51:38,710
instead of french toast

1299
00:51:43,589 --> 00:51:40,160
i couldn't believe it

1300
00:51:45,030 --> 00:51:43,599
what the french toast damn son damn bro

1301
00:51:47,190 --> 00:51:45,040
i'm not even gonna lie when i said it

1302
00:51:48,790 --> 00:51:47,200
the look on your to like joe's face in

1303
00:51:50,710 --> 00:51:48,800
particular he got so serious i thought

1304
00:51:51,990 --> 00:51:50,720
he thought some like real crap went down

1305
00:51:54,790 --> 00:51:52,000
he was like

1306
00:51:55,670 --> 00:51:54,800
what happened

1307
00:51:57,030 --> 00:51:55,680
uh

1308
00:51:59,030 --> 00:51:57,040
i don't know what to do nobody's ever

1309
00:52:01,750 --> 00:51:59,040
nobody's ever been so generous

1310
00:52:04,309 --> 00:52:01,760
look hey i'm just gonna say this

1311
00:52:05,910 --> 00:52:04,319
the chat is is clamoring for y'all to

1312
00:52:07,270 --> 00:52:05,920
pop your tops off that's awesome bro

1313
00:52:08,870 --> 00:52:07,280
just because you showed your titty

1314
00:52:10,309 --> 00:52:08,880
nipples out there don't mean we need to

1315
00:52:12,470 --> 00:52:10,319
be showing them to you

1316
00:52:14,549 --> 00:52:12,480
you need to leave don't hey hey you know

1317
00:52:16,309 --> 00:52:14,559
what the rule is for for a good cam girl

1318
00:52:18,309 --> 00:52:16,319
you don't show it all in the first tip

1319
00:52:20,630 --> 00:52:18,319
that's right dude you gotta leave him

1320
00:52:22,630 --> 00:52:20,640
one more just done one

1321
00:52:25,670 --> 00:52:22,640
listen you were our opening act and you

1322
00:52:27,109 --> 00:52:25,680
were solid you gotta you're solid but we

1323
00:52:28,870 --> 00:52:27,119
gotta leave a little more you gotta

1324
00:52:30,630 --> 00:52:28,880
leave one more

1325
00:52:32,150 --> 00:52:30,640
imagination is a good thing unless

1326
00:52:33,589 --> 00:52:32,160
you're me and then you click off that

1327
00:52:35,349 --> 00:52:33,599
boring one and you go to the one who's

1328
00:52:36,549 --> 00:52:35,359
gonna slip

1329
00:52:38,549 --> 00:52:36,559
and you finish

1330
00:52:40,390 --> 00:52:38,559
because god damn it i didn't i didn't i

1331
00:52:41,270 --> 00:52:40,400
didn't start to watch you leave me want

1332
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:41,280
more

1333
00:52:44,390 --> 00:52:42,570
i started to finish

1334
00:52:45,750 --> 00:52:44,400
[Music]

1335
00:52:49,190 --> 00:52:45,760
i'm not gonna lie i click off of them

1336
00:52:51,030 --> 00:52:49,200
and i go i go to the [\h__\h] one like

1337
00:52:53,430 --> 00:52:51,040
oh she's getting it right now

1338
00:52:56,069 --> 00:52:53,440
i'm gonna finish on this one joseph are

1339
00:52:58,870 --> 00:52:56,079
you talking zero cool oh well well you

1340
00:53:02,150 --> 00:52:58,880
know are you talking about a uh

1341
00:53:04,150 --> 00:53:02,160
uh a a recipe website like to finish the

1342
00:53:06,390 --> 00:53:04,160
web like phrase the recipe

1343
00:53:10,470 --> 00:53:06,400
yeah with uh joanne summers or whatever

1344
00:53:14,309 --> 00:53:12,069
i love dude

1345
00:53:16,470 --> 00:53:14,319
such a throwback i love how both y'all

1346
00:53:19,190 --> 00:53:16,480
were like yeah no yeah

1347
00:53:20,150 --> 00:53:19,200
that's a recipe webpage because i want

1348
00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:20,160
to finish

1349
00:53:24,710 --> 00:53:22,960
finish basting my cake

1350
00:53:33,030 --> 00:53:24,720
champ says stop being the guys with your

1351
00:53:36,870 --> 00:53:34,630
because i don't want to get sunburned it

1352
00:53:39,349 --> 00:53:36,880
means i'm smart you know there's i feel

1353
00:53:41,589 --> 00:53:39,359
like yeah joe and i between the two of

1354
00:53:43,750 --> 00:53:41,599
us the beards interlock and the bear

1355
00:53:45,190 --> 00:53:43,760
like the bareness between the two of us

1356
00:53:47,270 --> 00:53:45,200
yeah it's gonna be too much the freaking

1357
00:53:49,270 --> 00:53:47,280
internet oh yeah there's way too hair

1358
00:53:50,870 --> 00:53:49,280
too much hair between the two if i take

1359
00:53:53,270 --> 00:53:50,880
my shirt off you guys are gonna be like

1360
00:53:59,829 --> 00:53:53,280
oh ufo garage had burt reynolds on and

1361
00:54:04,790 --> 00:54:02,150
a newborn baby chick he doesn't have

1362
00:54:07,510 --> 00:54:04,800
like no hair he's smooth i have very

1363
00:54:09,910 --> 00:54:07,520
tiny nipples dude

1364
00:54:14,630 --> 00:54:09,920
that had nothing to do with hair like

1365
00:54:17,430 --> 00:54:16,549
you're like ben joe doesn't have or ben

1366
00:54:20,390 --> 00:54:17,440
doesn't have much hair and you're like

1367
00:54:22,829 --> 00:54:20,400
my nipples are so tiny

1368
00:54:24,870 --> 00:54:22,839
more information sorry i was reading the

1369
00:54:27,030 --> 00:54:24,880
chat god

1370
00:54:28,309 --> 00:54:27,040
i love it

1371
00:54:30,870 --> 00:54:28,319
anyway

1372
00:54:32,790 --> 00:54:30,880
yeah that's true gary's gary's got a

1373
00:54:34,309 --> 00:54:32,800
little bit of a point i can only yeah i

1374
00:54:36,829 --> 00:54:34,319
can that's why you gotta go to the only

1375
00:54:40,630 --> 00:54:36,839
fans that's not set

1376
00:54:41,910 --> 00:54:40,640
up oh it is i mean

1377
00:54:44,789 --> 00:54:41,920
mine is

1378
00:54:46,950 --> 00:54:44,799
oh [\h__\h] that's yours is yeah

1379
00:54:49,190 --> 00:54:46,960
maybe i'll take wednesdays hump day with

1380
00:54:54,950 --> 00:54:49,200
big willy you know like get you through

1381
00:54:59,109 --> 00:54:57,190
your night time stories too be like

1382
00:55:00,069 --> 00:54:59,119
you're feeling very rest

1383
00:55:01,670 --> 00:55:00,079
it's just the better you're talking to

1384
00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:01,680
me it doesn't make sense you just have

1385
00:55:05,510 --> 00:55:03,440
your ear plugs in

1386
00:55:08,390 --> 00:55:05,520
you're feeling very warm now

1387
00:55:11,430 --> 00:55:08,400
i mean it's not bad

1388
00:55:15,109 --> 00:55:11,440
secure oh thinking back you know what

1389
00:55:21,430 --> 00:55:17,589
oh man god would be doing something

1390
00:55:23,109 --> 00:55:21,440
important though i feel like before

1391
00:55:24,870 --> 00:55:23,119
you're reading number three oh jesus

1392
00:55:27,990 --> 00:55:24,880
christ okay i got you okay hang on hang

1393
00:55:29,510 --> 00:55:28,000
on i'm gonna pop the screen up [\h__\h]

1394
00:55:31,190 --> 00:55:29,520
yeah okay i got you without that okay so

1395
00:55:32,630 --> 00:55:31,200
number three guys

1396
00:55:35,109 --> 00:55:32,640
number you which i don't know what that

1397
00:55:37,109 --> 00:55:35,119
stands for either and it's also a letter

1398
00:55:39,510 --> 00:55:37,119
not a number but i'll let you slide this

1399
00:55:42,230 --> 00:55:39,520
down 100 percent

1400
00:55:44,309 --> 00:55:42,240
wait no it's it is a letter

1401
00:55:45,670 --> 00:55:44,319
after the three is a u in in in

1402
00:55:46,950 --> 00:55:45,680
quotation marks and i don't know the

1403
00:55:49,589 --> 00:55:46,960
number you i don't know what the number

1404
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:51,349
sesame street is brought to you by the

1405
00:55:54,309 --> 00:55:52,130
number you

1406
00:55:55,910 --> 00:55:54,319
[Laughter]

1407
00:56:02,630 --> 00:55:55,920
and the count comes out and he's like

1408
00:56:05,589 --> 00:56:04,230
it's like an infinite episode of the

1409
00:56:07,589 --> 00:56:05,599
count counting trying to get to the

1410
00:56:09,910 --> 00:56:07,599
letter u but he never gets there because

1411
00:56:11,190 --> 00:56:09,920
it's a letter and not a number it never

1412
00:56:12,549 --> 00:56:11,200
happened

1413
00:56:15,349 --> 00:56:12,559
all right guys so classification

1414
00:56:17,910 --> 00:56:15,359
challenges if at any time

1415
00:56:20,390 --> 00:56:17,920
if at any time security classification

1416
00:56:23,270 --> 00:56:20,400
guidance contained herein is challenged

1417
00:56:25,910 --> 00:56:23,280
or temporary markings of a higher

1418
00:56:27,589 --> 00:56:25,920
classification are made the items of the

1419
00:56:30,870 --> 00:56:27,599
information involved shall continue to

1420
00:56:34,710 --> 00:56:30,880
be protected at the level prescribed by

1421
00:56:36,950 --> 00:56:34,720
this guide until a former formal

1422
00:56:39,190 --> 00:56:36,960
decision by any by an appropriate

1423
00:56:42,069 --> 00:56:39,200
authority is made classification

1424
00:56:45,109 --> 00:56:42,079
challenges should be addressed to the pr

1425
00:56:47,990 --> 00:56:45,119
who the first shows the pr

1426
00:56:50,710 --> 00:56:48,000
one above oh okay oh [\h__\h] that's the

1427
00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:50,720
unimportant part i told you guys

1428
00:56:55,349 --> 00:56:52,720
good night buddy thank you so much dude

1429
00:56:57,030 --> 00:56:55,359
we really appreciate you thank you gary

1430
00:56:58,870 --> 00:56:57,040
love you brother

1431
00:57:02,230 --> 00:56:58,880
i'll call you on christmas morning at 7

1432
00:57:04,789 --> 00:57:03,750
just what's your snapchat i'll send you

1433
00:57:06,630 --> 00:57:04,799
pictures

1434
00:57:07,829 --> 00:57:06,640
right now i'm going to let me sleep for

1435
00:57:09,430 --> 00:57:07,839
christmas i'm going to call all of you

1436
00:57:11,349 --> 00:57:09,440
guys

1437
00:57:13,510 --> 00:57:11,359
not going to have a lot to say call me

1438
00:57:15,430 --> 00:57:13,520
last i want to sleep in

1439
00:57:16,710 --> 00:57:15,440
yeah third uh okay

1440
00:57:19,829 --> 00:57:16,720
the next part is kind of interesting

1441
00:57:21,670 --> 00:57:19,839
actually uh number four reproduction

1442
00:57:23,829 --> 00:57:21,680
well i'm sorry i moved

1443
00:57:25,190 --> 00:57:23,839
wait which mouse is your mouse is up to

1444
00:57:29,910 --> 00:57:25,200
get your mouse off there your mouse is

1445
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:33,510
purple's a solid color bro

1446
00:57:36,950 --> 00:57:35,190
oh hey hey we didn't break down number

1447
00:57:38,630 --> 00:57:36,960
three real quick we do need to break

1448
00:57:39,750 --> 00:57:38,640
down number three

1449
00:57:41,829 --> 00:57:39,760
do it okay

1450
00:57:44,309 --> 00:57:41,839
if at any time security classification

1451
00:57:46,789 --> 00:57:44,319
guidance contained herein is challenged

1452
00:57:49,190 --> 00:57:46,799
or temporary markings of a higher

1453
00:57:51,349 --> 00:57:49,200
classification are made the items of

1454
00:57:54,150 --> 00:57:51,359
information involved shall continue to

1455
00:57:56,390 --> 00:57:54,160
be protected at the level prescribed by

1456
00:57:59,349 --> 00:57:56,400
this guide until formal decision by an

1457
00:58:00,470 --> 00:57:59,359
appropriate authority is made so

1458
00:58:06,150 --> 00:58:00,480
so

1459
00:58:08,390 --> 00:58:06,160
i saw this ufo that's classification

1460
00:58:09,670 --> 00:58:08,400
three and some other people go out and

1461
00:58:11,990 --> 00:58:09,680
they're like well we think it's

1462
00:58:13,109 --> 00:58:12,000
classification five does that mean that

1463
00:58:15,990 --> 00:58:13,119
they now

1464
00:58:17,750 --> 00:58:16,000
say as a whole okay we're moving this

1465
00:58:20,309 --> 00:58:17,760
from the original classification three

1466
00:58:21,829 --> 00:58:20,319
to a classification five until we can

1467
00:58:24,390 --> 00:58:21,839
get some real answers on what's

1468
00:58:26,390 --> 00:58:24,400
happening so we go ahead and we hold it

1469
00:58:28,470 --> 00:58:26,400
at a five classification even though

1470
00:58:30,950 --> 00:58:28,480
it's we originally thought it was a

1471
00:58:32,710 --> 00:58:30,960
three but because you came back and said

1472
00:58:34,710 --> 00:58:32,720
i think it's probably a five we going

1473
00:58:37,270 --> 00:58:34,720
ahead and move it just to be safe and we

1474
00:58:39,910 --> 00:58:37,280
say it's a five right so we can get the

1475
00:58:42,230 --> 00:58:39,920
eyes on it at a quicker rate

1476
00:58:44,470 --> 00:58:42,240
until we can you know kind of unbox

1477
00:58:47,349 --> 00:58:44,480
what's happening and then say okay it's

1478
00:58:48,950 --> 00:58:47,359
not really a five it we did discover

1479
00:58:50,069 --> 00:58:48,960
though it's a little more than a three

1480
00:58:52,870 --> 00:58:50,079
so we're gonna go ahead and put this in

1481
00:58:54,309 --> 00:58:52,880
a four classification right well what

1482
00:58:56,950 --> 00:58:54,319
what's the difference between a four and

1483
00:58:58,230 --> 00:58:56,960
a five though like who who calls those

1484
00:59:00,630 --> 00:58:58,240
shots

1485
00:59:02,150 --> 00:59:00,640
that's the other thing because authority

1486
00:59:05,190 --> 00:59:02,160
yeah

1487
00:59:08,390 --> 00:59:05,200
who is that who's that

1488
00:59:09,990 --> 00:59:08,400
it's gary down in the office just

1489
00:59:11,829 --> 00:59:10,000
chilling out with his coffee it'd be

1490
00:59:13,270 --> 00:59:11,839
funny if they just took like took [\h__\h]

1491
00:59:16,069 --> 00:59:13,280
to tom the long and he was like oh yeah

1492
00:59:19,990 --> 00:59:18,549
honestly i would love i mean i came back

1493
00:59:21,990 --> 00:59:20,000
with liquid too did you know that tom

1494
00:59:24,390 --> 00:59:22,000
dog's badass yeah i would love for him

1495
00:59:26,549 --> 00:59:24,400
to decide that [\h__\h] that'd be hilarious

1496
00:59:28,870 --> 00:59:26,559
i know like what it was like i think you

1497
00:59:30,710 --> 00:59:28,880
would do a good job

1498
00:59:32,789 --> 00:59:30,720
i mean i don't

1499
00:59:36,390 --> 00:59:32,799
you don't do that okay i just i i just

1500
00:59:37,910 --> 00:59:36,400
don't think that he knows like

1501
00:59:39,750 --> 00:59:37,920
he would know the difference between

1502
00:59:41,910 --> 00:59:39,760
something that needs to be in the public

1503
00:59:43,430 --> 00:59:41,920
public eye maybe not i don't know [\h__\h]

1504
00:59:44,950 --> 00:59:43,440
now you're chosen

1505
00:59:46,710 --> 00:59:44,960
right i mean we're just rehashing old

1506
00:59:49,510 --> 00:59:46,720
[\h__\h] here right but like i mean yeah he

1507
00:59:51,190 --> 00:59:49,520
he he knows some stuff but like i don't

1508
00:59:51,910 --> 00:59:51,200
think he's like you know

1509
00:59:53,670 --> 00:59:51,920
well

1510
00:59:55,349 --> 00:59:53,680
he like knows knows you know they were

1511
00:59:58,710 --> 00:59:55,359
like hey

1512
01:00:02,309 --> 01:00:01,270
bob's

1513
01:00:05,109 --> 01:00:02,319
sorry

1514
01:00:06,470 --> 01:00:05,119
keep going yeah i don't know remember

1515
01:00:07,750 --> 01:00:06,480
well one of the things i was concerned

1516
01:00:08,870 --> 01:00:07,760
about too which you're saying though and

1517
01:00:10,230 --> 01:00:08,880
i guess i missed this part right off the

1518
01:00:11,670 --> 01:00:10,240
very beginning

1519
01:00:12,789 --> 01:00:11,680
is this current document that we're

1520
01:00:16,069 --> 01:00:12,799
reading

1521
01:00:18,470 --> 01:00:16,079
a new development from the navy

1522
01:00:19,829 --> 01:00:18,480
their form of investigation it came out

1523
01:00:22,789 --> 01:00:19,839
on the 22nd

1524
01:00:25,430 --> 01:00:22,799
is it supposed to be hoping disclosure

1525
01:00:26,789 --> 01:00:25,440
or in my concerning my concern here is

1526
01:00:29,030 --> 01:00:26,799
that in a sense it almost seems like

1527
01:00:31,510 --> 01:00:29,040
it's a new way of just suppressing more

1528
01:00:33,030 --> 01:00:31,520
information because now it's right here

1529
01:00:34,630 --> 01:00:33,040
at any time

1530
01:00:38,710 --> 01:00:34,640
security classification guidance

1531
01:00:40,150 --> 01:00:38,720
contained herein is challenged

1532
01:00:43,030 --> 01:00:40,160
so if it's challenged somebody comes out

1533
01:00:44,710 --> 01:00:43,040
maybe someone says

1534
01:00:46,789 --> 01:00:44,720
or temporary markings of higher

1535
01:00:48,789 --> 01:00:46,799
classification are made the item of

1536
01:00:50,950 --> 01:00:48,799
information involved shall continue to

1537
01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:50,960
be protected at the level prescribed by

1538
01:00:54,069 --> 01:00:52,960
this guide so that kind of to me i read

1539
01:00:55,109 --> 01:00:54,079
that and maybe i'm reading wrong but it

1540
01:00:56,710 --> 01:00:55,119
literally says like we're allowed to

1541
01:00:59,190 --> 01:00:56,720
cover stuff up

1542
01:01:01,109 --> 01:00:59,200
yeah we're allowed to just cover it

1543
01:01:02,549 --> 01:01:01,119
that's what it means

1544
01:01:04,630 --> 01:01:02,559
totally

1545
01:01:06,630 --> 01:01:04,640
because we addressed it with to the pr

1546
01:01:07,750 --> 01:01:06,640
guy and it's the old guy from the pixar

1547
01:01:08,789 --> 01:01:07,760
playing chess with himself in the

1548
01:01:10,710 --> 01:01:08,799
basement

1549
01:01:12,950 --> 01:01:10,720
damn you just said something before that

1550
01:01:14,950 --> 01:01:12,960
and i and i had a

1551
01:01:16,630 --> 01:01:14,960
point and i forgot what it was now my

1552
01:01:18,309 --> 01:01:16,640
bad sucks

1553
01:01:20,470 --> 01:01:18,319
i'm sorry i'm gonna have to go back and

1554
01:01:21,910 --> 01:01:20,480
really listen to it

1555
01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:21,920
but then the show's gonna be over so it

1556
01:01:25,910 --> 01:01:23,760
doesn't even matter

1557
01:01:28,230 --> 01:01:25,920
you'll think of it dude oh yeah yeah

1558
01:01:29,510 --> 01:01:28,240
okay no no no i remember now yeah uh so

1559
01:01:31,190 --> 01:01:29,520
this document coming out you were

1560
01:01:33,270 --> 01:01:31,200
talking about is this just like more

1561
01:01:35,589 --> 01:01:33,280
part of the cover-up or is it uh is it

1562
01:01:37,349 --> 01:01:35,599
like legit stuff right and i think you

1563
01:01:40,069 --> 01:01:37,359
know you saw the uh you saw the thing

1564
01:01:41,829 --> 01:01:40,079
coming out were there like the the

1565
01:01:45,109 --> 01:01:41,839
the government's releasing three

1566
01:01:47,990 --> 01:01:45,119
terabytes of ufo information this year

1567
01:01:49,430 --> 01:01:48,000
three [\h__\h] terabytes like dude like

1568
01:01:51,030 --> 01:01:49,440
who's really gonna be able to read

1569
01:01:52,230 --> 01:01:51,040
through all that and how much that is

1570
01:01:54,710 --> 01:01:52,240
just going to be complete and total

1571
01:01:57,190 --> 01:01:54,720
[\h__\h] and then the rest of it like i

1572
01:01:59,750 --> 01:01:57,200
literally need something like like

1573
01:02:01,990 --> 01:01:59,760
that's like one kilobyte and it's just a

1574
01:02:04,230 --> 01:02:02,000
blank screen that says aliens are real

1575
01:02:06,309 --> 01:02:04,240
ufos exist like i don't need [\h__\h]

1576
01:02:07,349 --> 01:02:06,319
three terabytes of [\h__\h] i just need a

1577
01:02:09,109 --> 01:02:07,359
[\h__\h]

1578
01:02:10,950 --> 01:02:09,119
photo sent to my phone it just says

1579
01:02:12,950 --> 01:02:10,960
aliens are real and yeah you know what

1580
01:02:14,710 --> 01:02:12,960
we need to do we need to invest it and

1581
01:02:15,910 --> 01:02:14,720
patent it through the ufo garage podcast

1582
01:02:17,910 --> 01:02:15,920
right now guys if you're hearing this

1583
01:02:20,870 --> 01:02:17,920
this has been patented it is

1584
01:02:22,230 --> 01:02:20,880
december 23rd i don't know what the day

1585
01:02:25,430 --> 01:02:22,240
i think that's right

1586
01:02:28,789 --> 01:02:25,440
of 2021 2025

1587
01:02:30,710 --> 01:02:28,799
we need to develop an ai system

1588
01:02:33,510 --> 01:02:30,720
that reads through that stuff and sifts

1589
01:02:36,230 --> 01:02:33,520
through it so that it gives you a

1590
01:02:37,829 --> 01:02:36,240
like compressed broke down version that

1591
01:02:39,670 --> 01:02:37,839
you can then actually sift through and

1592
01:02:41,510 --> 01:02:39,680
read because three terabytes like you

1593
01:02:42,870 --> 01:02:41,520
just said joe

1594
01:02:44,950 --> 01:02:42,880
what do you

1595
01:02:46,549 --> 01:02:44,960
what is it that what is that of

1596
01:02:49,349 --> 01:02:46,559
are they throwing and because here's my

1597
01:02:50,549 --> 01:02:49,359
other question the investigation was

1598
01:02:51,910 --> 01:02:50,559
released back in the beginning of the

1599
01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:51,920
year right where they're like oh my god

1600
01:02:54,470 --> 01:02:53,280
congress is releasing you know like

1601
01:02:55,910 --> 01:02:54,480
they're going to have to give their uh i

1602
01:02:57,430 --> 01:02:55,920
forget what that was called

1603
01:02:59,270 --> 01:02:57,440
but the initial

1604
01:03:00,549 --> 01:02:59,280
release right that said hey we're not

1605
01:03:03,029 --> 01:03:00,559
looking anything prior to i believe it

1606
01:03:04,870 --> 01:03:03,039
was 2004. they're only looking at 2004

1607
01:03:07,910 --> 01:03:04,880
on so are we saying you have three

1608
01:03:10,390 --> 01:03:07,920
terabytes of information from 2004 on or

1609
01:03:13,430 --> 01:03:10,400
are we saying okay prior to 2004 here is

1610
01:03:15,990 --> 01:03:13,440
three terabytes of information

1611
01:03:18,470 --> 01:03:16,000
just gonna be dumped on you guys at once

1612
01:03:20,950 --> 01:03:18,480
either way it's disconcerting that no

1613
01:03:22,630 --> 01:03:20,960
one's actually probably sorted through

1614
01:03:23,910 --> 01:03:22,640
this even people in the government who

1615
01:03:25,510 --> 01:03:23,920
are going through and marking this stuff

1616
01:03:26,390 --> 01:03:25,520
out and writing classifications and

1617
01:03:28,230 --> 01:03:26,400
rules and how it's supposed to be

1618
01:03:29,589 --> 01:03:28,240
handled around it have more than likely

1619
01:03:30,870 --> 01:03:29,599
not read these documents themselves

1620
01:03:32,630 --> 01:03:30,880
because again i'm still going to equate

1621
01:03:34,470 --> 01:03:32,640
it back to they are human beings just

1622
01:03:36,870 --> 01:03:34,480
like you and i there are a couple who

1623
01:03:38,630 --> 01:03:36,880
that is their job to do that that have

1624
01:03:40,470 --> 01:03:38,640
but the majority that this document

1625
01:03:42,150 --> 01:03:40,480
comes across their desk they don't have

1626
01:03:43,670 --> 01:03:42,160
time for this probably

1627
01:03:46,470 --> 01:03:43,680
you know what i mean uh

1628
01:03:50,549 --> 01:03:46,480
can i can i counter that with with

1629
01:03:52,950 --> 01:03:50,559
the uh the psychological uh angle there

1630
01:03:55,190 --> 01:03:52,960
where if if you're in a

1631
01:03:57,190 --> 01:03:55,200
if you're the government if let's say

1632
01:03:58,950 --> 01:03:57,200
that big willy you are

1633
01:04:01,190 --> 01:03:58,960
the voice of the government i mean the

1634
01:04:04,630 --> 01:04:01,200
president let's say you're the pre el

1635
01:04:08,230 --> 01:04:04,640
presidente el capitan

1636
01:04:10,150 --> 01:04:08,240
and and you say and you say

1637
01:04:12,390 --> 01:04:10,160
hey guys

1638
01:04:15,510 --> 01:04:12,400
download this three kilobyte

1639
01:04:17,349 --> 01:04:15,520
thing out and you just say words

1640
01:04:19,990 --> 01:04:17,359
aliens are here and

1641
01:04:22,150 --> 01:04:20,000
it's [\h__\h] real then it becomes this

1642
01:04:24,870 --> 01:04:22,160
this thing like oh we're being told that

1643
01:04:27,670 --> 01:04:24,880
aliens are real is it more impactful

1644
01:04:29,430 --> 01:04:27,680
that you would say that very quickly and

1645
01:04:31,589 --> 01:04:29,440
like okay it's [\h__\h] over

1646
01:04:34,630 --> 01:04:31,599
or would it be more impactful to have

1647
01:04:37,270 --> 01:04:34,640
proof to back it up you know like that

1648
01:04:39,109 --> 01:04:37,280
maybe that's why these files

1649
01:04:41,190 --> 01:04:39,119
are so large and that's why they're

1650
01:04:43,349 --> 01:04:41,200
careful they as in like the government

1651
01:04:45,190 --> 01:04:43,359
or the people that are handling this

1652
01:04:47,589 --> 01:04:45,200
disclosure

1653
01:04:49,589 --> 01:04:47,599
they're like we can't just tell people

1654
01:04:51,029 --> 01:04:49,599
what it is because

1655
01:04:53,430 --> 01:04:51,039
i always feel

1656
01:04:55,750 --> 01:04:53,440
i'm sorry i just want let me i kind of

1657
01:04:57,510 --> 01:04:55,760
want to get this out because i feel like

1658
01:04:59,670 --> 01:04:57,520
people that work for the government are

1659
01:05:00,710 --> 01:04:59,680
that they're people so

1660
01:05:01,670 --> 01:05:00,720
they know

1661
01:05:03,750 --> 01:05:01,680
that

1662
01:05:06,230 --> 01:05:03,760
even if you tell people the truth you

1663
01:05:07,990 --> 01:05:06,240
got to back it up with facts

1664
01:05:10,870 --> 01:05:08,000
so you can't just tell people something

1665
01:05:13,029 --> 01:05:10,880
with a cree a three kilobyte you know

1666
01:05:15,270 --> 01:05:13,039
message or image or gif you know of a

1667
01:05:18,069 --> 01:05:15,280
frog saying hey dudes it's wednesday

1668
01:05:24,309 --> 01:05:18,079
like you gotta you gotta back it up like

1669
01:05:29,270 --> 01:05:27,109
i've told both of you guys facts

1670
01:05:31,430 --> 01:05:29,280
without all this confusing ass language

1671
01:05:32,309 --> 01:05:31,440
like why why did it why

1672
01:05:33,270 --> 01:05:32,319
why

1673
01:05:35,510 --> 01:05:33,280
yeah like

1674
01:05:37,190 --> 01:05:35,520
it's official it's a government document

1675
01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:37,200
it has to be professional worded a

1676
01:05:41,349 --> 01:05:39,119
certain way but like the government

1677
01:05:43,029 --> 01:05:41,359
documents aren't written for regular

1678
01:05:44,950 --> 01:05:43,039
people to read and consume and

1679
01:05:47,029 --> 01:05:44,960
understand they're only written for

1680
01:05:49,430 --> 01:05:47,039
[\h__\h] like other government officials

1681
01:05:53,109 --> 01:05:49,440
who understand the [\h__\h] jargon

1682
01:05:55,190 --> 01:05:53,119
it's it's it's purposely made to be very

1683
01:05:57,109 --> 01:05:55,200
boring and ineffective to a regular

1684
01:05:59,829 --> 01:05:57,119
person it's on purpose

1685
01:06:01,109 --> 01:05:59,839
like if you want to like say something

1686
01:06:03,510 --> 01:06:01,119
that's going to like get people's

1687
01:06:05,430 --> 01:06:03,520
attention then say it to the regular

1688
01:06:08,069 --> 01:06:05,440
person none of this is for the regular

1689
01:06:10,069 --> 01:06:08,079
person at all like and that's the thing

1690
01:06:13,029 --> 01:06:10,079
with me is like i appreciate the

1691
01:06:15,190 --> 01:06:13,039
documents i appreciate the drops and the

1692
01:06:16,630 --> 01:06:15,200
leaks and all that other [\h__\h] but like i

1693
01:06:18,390 --> 01:06:16,640
would appreciate it more if i could

1694
01:06:20,789 --> 01:06:18,400
understand it like

1695
01:06:23,510 --> 01:06:20,799
you know you don't i mean i think it it

1696
01:06:25,910 --> 01:06:23,520
comes down to like

1697
01:06:27,270 --> 01:06:25,920
it's all legal terms like everything

1698
01:06:30,230 --> 01:06:27,280
that is provable

1699
01:06:33,910 --> 01:06:30,240
we're seeing it with with uh this

1700
01:06:35,430 --> 01:06:33,920
resurgence back in 2017 with like oh

1701
01:06:37,349 --> 01:06:35,440
there's official people talking about

1702
01:06:40,789 --> 01:06:37,359
this and there's like legal language and

1703
01:06:42,069 --> 01:06:40,799
[\h__\h] like you look at the uh

1704
01:06:44,630 --> 01:06:42,079
uh

1705
01:06:47,190 --> 01:06:44,640
the laws in america and how you prove

1706
01:06:48,789 --> 01:06:47,200
stuff in a court of law like everybody's

1707
01:06:49,990 --> 01:06:48,799
like you know what you know what is

1708
01:06:51,750 --> 01:06:50,000
truth

1709
01:06:54,390 --> 01:06:51,760
it's not what everybody agrees on

1710
01:06:56,710 --> 01:06:54,400
anymore it's like legally what we agree

1711
01:06:59,270 --> 01:06:56,720
on in the court of law like my brother

1712
01:07:01,349 --> 01:06:59,280
is is an attorney like yeah we've had

1713
01:07:04,069 --> 01:07:01,359
deep conversations and i'm like poking

1714
01:07:05,910 --> 01:07:04,079
holes in his vest and you know

1715
01:07:07,750 --> 01:07:05,920
he spent a lot of money and time doing

1716
01:07:10,549 --> 01:07:07,760
what he did and like yeah but what

1717
01:07:13,349 --> 01:07:10,559
you're doing is not like totally chill

1718
01:07:16,069 --> 01:07:13,359
like you're just making this up like we

1719
01:07:18,150 --> 01:07:16,079
don't all agree that the legal system is

1720
01:07:20,470 --> 01:07:18,160
perfect right like what they're doing

1721
01:07:22,870 --> 01:07:20,480
this is legal talk dude that's why it's

1722
01:07:25,190 --> 01:07:22,880
confusing

1723
01:07:27,029 --> 01:07:25,200
yeah but even look at section 5 there i

1724
01:07:29,270 --> 01:07:27,039
mean i think section 5 right off the bat

1725
01:07:31,270 --> 01:07:29,280
tells you everything you need to know

1726
01:07:34,549 --> 01:07:31,280
about this

1727
01:07:37,029 --> 01:07:34,559
mr crowley first three lines i i know

1728
01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:37,039
like he mr crowley's saying he's like

1729
01:07:42,549 --> 01:07:39,760
what are you guys not understanding they

1730
01:07:44,789 --> 01:07:42,559
we cannot tell you outright like we just

1731
01:07:47,349 --> 01:07:44,799
can't tell you like i know like we get

1732
01:07:50,309 --> 01:07:47,359
that that's the frustrating part is like

1733
01:07:52,390 --> 01:07:50,319
he's so much i know nobody can say it

1734
01:07:54,390 --> 01:07:52,400
but like at what point does it get to

1735
01:07:56,470 --> 01:07:54,400
just like stupidity like we're just like

1736
01:07:59,029 --> 01:07:56,480
dancing around this [\h__\h] thing it's

1737
01:08:01,829 --> 01:07:59,039
like ufos and aliens at one point does

1738
01:08:04,789 --> 01:08:01,839
it just get ridiculous yes it's like you

1739
01:08:06,309 --> 01:08:04,799
can literally just say

1740
01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:06,319
yes

1741
01:08:09,510 --> 01:08:07,760
you know like that like how cool would

1742
01:08:11,270 --> 01:08:09,520
it be if the president of the united

1743
01:08:13,670 --> 01:08:11,280
states was like i know

1744
01:08:15,829 --> 01:08:13,680
i get the legal jargon i get all that

1745
01:08:18,229 --> 01:08:15,839
but like the legal jargon has also been

1746
01:08:19,990 --> 01:08:18,239
used to [\h__\h] people royally because they

1747
01:08:23,030 --> 01:08:20,000
don't understand it that's why you have

1748
01:08:25,590 --> 01:08:23,040
to hire a lawyer to understand this [\h__\h]

1749
01:08:28,149 --> 01:08:25,600
it's it's it's it's [\h__\h] extortion

1750
01:08:30,149 --> 01:08:28,159
dude like it's just it's ridiculous this

1751
01:08:31,910 --> 01:08:30,159
doesn't require a lawyer for me to go

1752
01:08:34,390 --> 01:08:31,920
through but like

1753
01:08:36,229 --> 01:08:34,400
it's it's terrible like it's just it's

1754
01:08:38,550 --> 01:08:36,239
terrible man that's because the language

1755
01:08:41,590 --> 01:08:38,560
was set the the set language the

1756
01:08:43,669 --> 01:08:41,600
approved language is from royally [\h__\h]

1757
01:08:45,910 --> 01:08:43,679
people so then you have to speak their

1758
01:08:48,229 --> 01:08:45,920
language you have to really [\h__\h] them

1759
01:08:49,749 --> 01:08:48,239
and speak their royally [\h__\h] language

1760
01:08:53,510 --> 01:08:49,759
that's what

1761
01:08:54,870 --> 01:08:53,520
love that they go right back in the pr

1762
01:08:56,950 --> 01:08:54,880
again in section four they're like this

1763
01:08:58,309 --> 01:08:56,960
guy may be reproduced and disseminated

1764
01:08:59,030 --> 01:08:58,319
as needed so like kind of what we're

1765
01:09:01,269 --> 01:08:59,040
doing if you want to call it

1766
01:09:04,070 --> 01:09:01,279
dissemination yeah however to ensure

1767
01:09:06,149 --> 01:09:04,080
recipient uh excuse me recipient of

1768
01:09:07,590 --> 01:09:06,159
updates revisions and classification

1769
01:09:10,390 --> 01:09:07,600
changes whenever this guide is

1770
01:09:11,829 --> 01:09:10,400
disseminated beyond initial addresses

1771
01:09:13,990 --> 01:09:11,839
notify the pr

1772
01:09:15,349 --> 01:09:14,000
so mr pr whoever you are uh just be

1773
01:09:17,030 --> 01:09:15,359
notified

1774
01:09:25,349 --> 01:09:17,040
we up in here disseminating at this

1775
01:09:30,789 --> 01:09:28,870
is sexual that is in sexual form

1776
01:09:32,950 --> 01:09:30,799
desemination is a little yeah it's a

1777
01:09:35,030 --> 01:09:32,960
breaking down of information

1778
01:09:38,470 --> 01:09:35,040
it's like insemination is the input of

1779
01:09:41,269 --> 01:09:38,480
information right yeah inseminating

1780
01:09:43,269 --> 01:09:41,279
but my concern on this a little bit is

1781
01:09:44,309 --> 01:09:43,279
what i was talking about

1782
01:09:45,990 --> 01:09:44,319
information

1783
01:09:48,149 --> 01:09:46,000
i mean you technically are right it's a

1784
01:09:49,669 --> 01:09:48,159
download it's a download of information

1785
01:09:51,510 --> 01:09:49,679
that seeks out

1786
01:09:53,749 --> 01:09:51,520
the file source

1787
01:09:55,830 --> 01:09:53,759
implants that file source

1788
01:09:57,910 --> 01:09:55,840
creates a code that replicates another

1789
01:09:59,669 --> 01:09:57,920
code that continues to replicate code

1790
01:10:01,030 --> 01:09:59,679
and then out comes a little uh pooping

1791
01:10:03,910 --> 01:10:01,040
screaming grinding baby eventually you

1792
01:10:05,669 --> 01:10:03,920
know i don't believe in babies

1793
01:10:08,870 --> 01:10:05,679
ain't real they fake just like the

1794
01:10:13,110 --> 01:10:10,310
the um

1795
01:10:14,310 --> 01:10:13,120
the concern i have is that with and

1796
01:10:15,910 --> 01:10:14,320
there's kind of a point that was brought

1797
01:10:17,830 --> 01:10:15,920
up on the most recent episode of the

1798
01:10:19,110 --> 01:10:17,840
bledsoe zed so podcast

1799
01:10:20,310 --> 01:10:19,120
and here's some

1800
01:10:21,590 --> 01:10:20,320
when i first heard it initially i'm not

1801
01:10:23,030 --> 01:10:21,600
gonna lie it was hard for me to like

1802
01:10:25,110 --> 01:10:23,040
take it but this document is kind of a

1803
01:10:26,310 --> 01:10:25,120
good point of this it's just this

1804
01:10:27,990 --> 01:10:26,320
push for

1805
01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:28,000
excuse me the government all of a sudden

1806
01:10:31,110 --> 01:10:29,760
realizing that like there is a there is

1807
01:10:32,550 --> 01:10:31,120
a change

1808
01:10:34,709 --> 01:10:32,560
taking place

1809
01:10:36,390 --> 01:10:34,719
across the board there's people waking

1810
01:10:38,310 --> 01:10:36,400
up we can call it a consciousness mass

1811
01:10:39,110 --> 01:10:38,320
consciousness consciousness awakeness or

1812
01:10:40,310 --> 01:10:39,120
whatever you want to call it if we're

1813
01:10:42,870 --> 01:10:40,320
going to the age aquarius and all that

1814
01:10:44,470 --> 01:10:42,880
other jazz alignment of some planets

1815
01:10:46,550 --> 01:10:44,480
whatever you want to call it and i feel

1816
01:10:48,870 --> 01:10:46,560
like they're scrambling

1817
01:10:50,310 --> 01:10:48,880
to try and control the pieces of

1818
01:10:52,070 --> 01:10:50,320
information they're giving out like oh

1819
01:10:53,350 --> 01:10:52,080
guys we're totally on your side now

1820
01:10:56,790 --> 01:10:53,360
there's a new group of people here and

1821
01:11:00,470 --> 01:10:58,470
i still feel like they're just picking

1822
01:11:03,110 --> 01:11:00,480
and choosing and pointing back to old

1823
01:11:06,709 --> 01:11:03,120
information possibly this doesn't

1824
01:11:08,310 --> 01:11:06,719
really matter for like oh i didn't oh

1825
01:11:10,310 --> 01:11:08,320
it went away i was gonna point at number

1826
01:11:16,070 --> 01:11:10,320
five just how it like basically

1827
01:11:20,070 --> 01:11:17,830
the fact that this guide shows certain

1828
01:11:22,229 --> 01:11:20,080
details of information be

1829
01:11:24,390 --> 01:11:22,239
unclassified including controlled

1830
01:11:26,310 --> 01:11:24,400
unclassified information does not allow

1831
01:11:29,990 --> 01:11:26,320
automatic public release of this

1832
01:11:33,030 --> 01:11:30,000
information which we're doing right now

1833
01:11:34,630 --> 01:11:33,040
number five basically says don't do this

1834
01:11:36,950 --> 01:11:34,640
don't do it

1835
01:11:38,950 --> 01:11:36,960
dod of navy information requested by the

1836
01:11:41,350 --> 01:11:38,960
media or members of the public or

1837
01:11:44,070 --> 01:11:41,360
proposed for release to the public that

1838
01:11:47,910 --> 01:11:44,080
by the dod civilians or military

1839
01:11:50,070 --> 01:11:47,920
personnel of their contractors shall be

1840
01:11:51,590 --> 01:11:50,080
what does that say pros why can't i read

1841
01:11:54,390 --> 01:11:51,600
what's going on process

1842
01:11:57,030 --> 01:11:54,400
the cognizant nia freedom of information

1843
01:11:58,550 --> 01:11:57,040
act officer in accordance ah there we go

1844
01:12:00,310 --> 01:11:58,560
processed in accordance with the dod

1845
01:12:01,750 --> 01:12:00,320
manual a bunch of numbers a bunch of

1846
01:12:03,510 --> 01:12:01,760
other crap it doesn't matter what is

1847
01:12:06,229 --> 01:12:03,520
this what is this

1848
01:12:13,189 --> 01:12:06,239
significant like that sounds evil dude

1849
01:12:17,110 --> 01:12:14,790
i know that's an acronym but like it

1850
01:12:19,030 --> 01:12:17,120
sounds evil dude proposed public

1851
01:12:21,030 --> 01:12:19,040
disclosures of unclassified information

1852
01:12:24,550 --> 01:12:21,040
regarding uap shall be processed through

1853
01:12:26,709 --> 01:12:24,560
the cognizant nia what i don't know

1854
01:12:29,270 --> 01:12:26,719
freedom of information act officer

1855
01:12:31,110 --> 01:12:29,280
again i guess what i'm saying is like i

1856
01:12:33,830 --> 01:12:31,120
i am excited but like kind of back to

1857
01:12:36,390 --> 01:12:33,840
you guys episode with joey right like or

1858
01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:36,400
was it joey or joe no it's joey right i

1859
01:12:40,790 --> 01:12:38,239
think his name is joey two episodes back

1860
01:12:42,950 --> 01:12:40,800
for you guys his name joey joey joe

1861
01:12:47,510 --> 01:12:42,960
should be joey anyways

1862
01:12:51,910 --> 01:12:49,350
how we're not but the other joe from uh

1863
01:12:56,070 --> 01:12:51,920
from tick-tock talk about consciousness

1864
01:13:03,510 --> 01:12:57,510
dan warren

1865
01:13:05,030 --> 01:13:03,750
okay mellow

1866
01:13:07,350 --> 01:13:05,040
make him feel like a crazy man over here

1867
01:13:09,110 --> 01:13:07,360
bro i'm sorry dude i'm not good my bad

1868
01:13:11,350 --> 01:13:09,120
i'm yes you were but kind of what he was

1869
01:13:13,910 --> 01:13:11,360
hitting on is the whole idea that like

1870
01:13:16,550 --> 01:13:13,920
i don't know

1871
01:13:18,870 --> 01:13:16,560
that this this disclosure the whole like

1872
01:13:20,229 --> 01:13:18,880
walking out it he hit on it it's even

1873
01:13:22,149 --> 01:13:20,239
like in the blood so said so episode

1874
01:13:23,990 --> 01:13:22,159
where um chris bledsoe himself hit on

1875
01:13:25,590 --> 01:13:24,000
this the whole idea of like it's never

1876
01:13:28,310 --> 01:13:25,600
gonna be the president coming out and

1877
01:13:30,390 --> 01:13:28,320
being like hey they're real

1878
01:13:32,709 --> 01:13:30,400
so i get a little nervous about any

1879
01:13:34,870 --> 01:13:32,719
information

1880
01:13:36,630 --> 01:13:34,880
that the government's willingly disclose

1881
01:13:37,990 --> 01:13:36,640
again it's the whole idea you walk into

1882
01:13:39,189 --> 01:13:38,000
that room the skyscraper and there's

1883
01:13:40,550 --> 01:13:39,199
like eight windows and you think you're

1884
01:13:41,990 --> 01:13:40,560
picking your view i'm gonna look west

1885
01:13:43,350 --> 01:13:42,000
and look east i'm gonna look at the

1886
01:13:45,270 --> 01:13:43,360
sunset over here but it's like behind

1887
01:13:46,950 --> 01:13:45,280
you that room is already selected with

1888
01:13:48,790 --> 01:13:46,960
the windows you could look out

1889
01:13:49,830 --> 01:13:48,800
and we've always got to be cognizant of

1890
01:13:51,510 --> 01:13:49,840
that

1891
01:13:53,669 --> 01:13:51,520
and so i'm not trying to be like totally

1892
01:13:54,790 --> 01:13:53,679
conspiratorial like it's all conspiracy

1893
01:13:58,149 --> 01:13:54,800
man but like

1894
01:14:01,110 --> 01:13:58,159
i don't know bro i think two things one

1895
01:14:03,430 --> 01:14:01,120
there are entities within the government

1896
01:14:04,630 --> 01:14:03,440
that know what's up but the rest just

1897
01:14:06,430 --> 01:14:04,640
don't really know and are trying to

1898
01:14:08,709 --> 01:14:06,440
figure this crap out too and it's so

1899
01:14:11,270 --> 01:14:08,719
compartmentalized there's no way that

1900
01:14:13,669 --> 01:14:11,280
information is being cross-shared

1901
01:14:15,669 --> 01:14:13,679
and the release of information that's

1902
01:14:18,630 --> 01:14:15,679
being disseminated to us

1903
01:14:21,110 --> 01:14:18,640
i just i don't know i just i don't yeah

1904
01:14:24,070 --> 01:14:21,120
something's off something stinks bro

1905
01:14:26,229 --> 01:14:24,080
it's literally like it's it's it's

1906
01:14:29,430 --> 01:14:26,239
it's [\h__\h] like

1907
01:14:31,910 --> 01:14:29,440
it's bread crumbs it's it's all it is

1908
01:14:34,709 --> 01:14:31,920
the only reason it's important is

1909
01:14:36,630 --> 01:14:34,719
because they're saying it that's that's

1910
01:14:38,229 --> 01:14:36,640
what makes it important the government

1911
01:14:40,149 --> 01:14:38,239
has officially like

1912
01:14:42,310 --> 01:14:40,159
said something that's what makes it

1913
01:14:44,630 --> 01:14:42,320
important but it's just it's [\h__\h]

1914
01:14:45,830 --> 01:14:44,640
like it's breadcrumbs like think about

1915
01:14:47,590 --> 01:14:45,840
that's it

1916
01:14:49,750 --> 01:14:47,600
like with with chris's situation where

1917
01:14:51,910 --> 01:14:49,760
you have people from nasa or ci

1918
01:14:53,430 --> 01:14:51,920
operatives coming to him and trying to

1919
01:14:55,350 --> 01:14:53,440
ask him what's up

1920
01:14:57,030 --> 01:14:55,360
that means they don't know like they can

1921
01:14:58,950 --> 01:14:57,040
confirm some of the stuff he's saying

1922
01:15:00,390 --> 01:14:58,960
right like yeah yeah we're seeing some

1923
01:15:02,390 --> 01:15:00,400
of this stuff but they're not getting

1924
01:15:04,550 --> 01:15:02,400
any information like you listen to like

1925
01:15:06,630 --> 01:15:04,560
the bledsoe story or like the stuff that

1926
01:15:08,470 --> 01:15:06,640
they talk about and [\h__\h] and you're like

1927
01:15:11,030 --> 01:15:08,480
what the heck we like

1928
01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:11,040
it completely like like

1929
01:15:14,950 --> 01:15:12,560
you gotta just like mop your [\h__\h]

1930
01:15:16,149 --> 01:15:14,960
brain up off the floor after a while you

1931
01:15:17,669 --> 01:15:16,159
know what i'm saying and then they come

1932
01:15:19,910 --> 01:15:17,679
out with this and they're like oh yeah

1933
01:15:22,070 --> 01:15:19,920
we believe there could possibly be blah

1934
01:15:24,630 --> 01:15:22,080
blah blah in the sky and this and that

1935
01:15:27,350 --> 01:15:24,640
you're like yeah you're you're pulling

1936
01:15:29,669 --> 01:15:27,360
you're this is this is all like yeah

1937
01:15:31,590 --> 01:15:29,679
thanks i appreciate it you you said it

1938
01:15:32,950 --> 01:15:31,600
but this is not like

1939
01:15:35,990 --> 01:15:32,960
can we see

1940
01:15:37,669 --> 01:15:36,000
can we say that like look dude

1941
01:15:40,310 --> 01:15:37,679
don't watch our episode about chris

1942
01:15:43,110 --> 01:15:40,320
bledsoe because

1943
01:15:45,030 --> 01:15:43,120
episode episode 27 joe and i got high

1944
01:15:47,189 --> 01:15:45,040
and we laughed the whole time

1945
01:15:49,669 --> 01:15:47,199
look it's not a great episode no it is a

1946
01:15:56,790 --> 01:15:49,679
great episode actually it was awesome it

1947
01:16:01,990 --> 01:15:58,950
chris we met chris like what like two

1948
01:16:03,669 --> 01:16:02,000
months later joe yeah dude we actually

1949
01:16:06,310 --> 01:16:03,679
met him in person

1950
01:16:07,990 --> 01:16:06,320
he showed us some videos some photos we

1951
01:16:10,870 --> 01:16:08,000
got to meet

1952
01:16:12,470 --> 01:16:10,880
uh i can we say handlers

1953
01:16:15,350 --> 01:16:12,480
it was

1954
01:16:18,630 --> 01:16:15,360
yeah anyway yeah his wife and

1955
01:16:20,310 --> 01:16:18,640
everybody so like the nicest people

1956
01:16:22,709 --> 01:16:20,320
you've ever met in your life they're so

1957
01:16:25,830 --> 01:16:22,719
do you remember the love dude remember

1958
01:16:27,590 --> 01:16:25,840
he he did not know us from

1959
01:16:31,110 --> 01:16:27,600
from a random person off the street he

1960
01:16:33,189 --> 01:16:31,120
had no idea who he was yeah we sorry he

1961
01:16:35,510 --> 01:16:33,199
had no idea who we were

1962
01:16:38,310 --> 01:16:35,520
treated us like we were family too yeah

1963
01:16:41,669 --> 01:16:38,320
dude oh my god what is that who gave us

1964
01:16:42,870 --> 01:16:41,679
hugs bro like those dogs were like hugs

1965
01:16:45,590 --> 01:16:42,880
they were like i've known that for

1966
01:16:48,709 --> 01:16:45,600
forever i know dude i was like [\h__\h] i

1967
01:16:50,630 --> 01:16:48,719
just got to hug chris bledsoe

1968
01:16:52,310 --> 01:16:50,640
even at the even at the time we were

1969
01:16:57,030 --> 01:16:52,320
like

1970
01:16:59,270 --> 01:16:57,040
had no idea where it would go where it

1971
01:17:02,070 --> 01:16:59,280
would lead and now today

1972
01:17:03,750 --> 01:17:02,080
dude i mean we've chatted we're we're

1973
01:17:05,750 --> 01:17:03,760
pretty i mean we're friends with ryan

1974
01:17:07,990 --> 01:17:05,760
bledsoe i mean i texted him like hey

1975
01:17:09,830 --> 01:17:08,000
great job on that movie that he put

1976
01:17:12,390 --> 01:17:09,840
together the video

1977
01:17:14,229 --> 01:17:12,400
the the podcast with he and his dad i

1978
01:17:16,390 --> 01:17:14,239
mean oh my god

1979
01:17:19,590 --> 01:17:16,400
joe and i had talked about having ryan

1980
01:17:20,630 --> 01:17:19,600
and uh chris his dad on our podcast but

1981
01:17:26,950 --> 01:17:20,640
like

1982
01:17:29,270 --> 01:17:26,960
it was so perfect that they did it

1983
01:17:33,189 --> 01:17:29,280
together like yeah

1984
01:17:34,950 --> 01:17:33,199
like yeah it it it was so good dude if

1985
01:17:37,590 --> 01:17:34,960
y'all have not seen that check out

1986
01:17:39,270 --> 01:17:37,600
bledsoe said so on youtube

1987
01:17:40,870 --> 01:17:39,280
and they did it for free it's it's like

1988
01:17:44,310 --> 01:17:40,880
almost a two-hour

1989
01:17:45,830 --> 01:17:44,320
thing man and and the audio's great uh

1990
01:17:47,510 --> 01:17:45,840
i've been raving about i've been telling

1991
01:17:50,870 --> 01:17:47,520
everybody that i possibly can y'all

1992
01:17:52,950 --> 01:17:50,880
watch that [\h__\h] yeah it's it's amazing

1993
01:17:54,229 --> 01:17:52,960
but uh well it's almost if you wouldn't

1994
01:17:57,270 --> 01:17:54,239
mind i just want to hit one thing in

1995
01:18:00,149 --> 01:17:57,280
that because let's admit um

1996
01:18:02,070 --> 01:18:00,159
the blood cells are polarizing in either

1997
01:18:04,229 --> 01:18:02,080
direction you have people that are or

1998
01:18:05,990 --> 01:18:04,239
there's getting and it's not any it's

1999
01:18:08,870 --> 01:18:06,000
nothing that they have done but there

2000
01:18:10,709 --> 01:18:08,880
are encampments on either side of that

2001
01:18:13,510 --> 01:18:10,719
right when it comes to them

2002
01:18:15,270 --> 01:18:13,520
and their story and one thing i would

2003
01:18:16,470 --> 01:18:15,280
say and it really kind of hit home with

2004
01:18:17,750 --> 01:18:16,480
me a little more in this last episode

2005
01:18:19,510 --> 01:18:17,760
listening with it is that at least from

2006
01:18:22,470 --> 01:18:19,520
chris bledsoe himself

2007
01:18:25,590 --> 01:18:22,480
he is not saying that

2008
01:18:27,350 --> 01:18:25,600
any experience you've had with a being

2009
01:18:30,149 --> 01:18:27,360
separate from the experiences he's had

2010
01:18:32,790 --> 01:18:30,159
is not real 100 he's just saying that

2011
01:18:35,669 --> 01:18:32,800
it's not the experience he had exactly

2012
01:18:36,709 --> 01:18:35,679
too often with them that that is missed

2013
01:18:38,870 --> 01:18:36,719
yeah

2014
01:18:40,550 --> 01:18:38,880
experience here a lot of people on the

2015
01:18:42,630 --> 01:18:40,560
internet are like oh you're saying that

2016
01:18:44,470 --> 01:18:42,640
my encounter didn't happen no that's not

2017
01:18:46,470 --> 01:18:44,480
what he's saying he's literally saying

2018
01:18:48,229 --> 01:18:46,480
this is what happened to him

2019
01:18:49,830 --> 01:18:48,239
one challenge is i think it's because of

2020
01:18:51,270 --> 01:18:49,840
some of what ryan said this isn't a

2021
01:18:52,950 --> 01:18:51,280
knock and writer but ryan has said in

2022
01:18:54,229 --> 01:18:52,960
some of his episodes that like no dude

2023
01:18:56,550 --> 01:18:54,239
those little green men that's like

2024
01:18:57,990 --> 01:18:56,560
that's not it that's not what this is so

2025
01:18:59,510 --> 01:18:58,000
i think some people take an issue with

2026
01:19:01,590 --> 01:18:59,520
that because i can understand some

2027
01:19:04,310 --> 01:19:01,600
people have had those kind of encounters

2028
01:19:05,350 --> 01:19:04,320
but he's talking about there

2029
01:19:12,950 --> 01:19:05,360
he

2030
01:19:15,669 --> 01:19:12,960
says stuff like that like this isn't

2031
01:19:18,790 --> 01:19:15,679
what that is when he says this isn't he

2032
01:19:21,189 --> 01:19:18,800
means his story not the entire

2033
01:19:22,709 --> 01:19:21,199
phenomenon yeah i mean in one sense he

2034
01:19:25,110 --> 01:19:22,719
said that in the one episode he

2035
01:19:27,990 --> 01:19:25,120
literally said this whole push

2036
01:19:29,430 --> 01:19:28,000
from the government and from

2037
01:19:31,669 --> 01:19:29,440
ufo

2038
01:19:32,950 --> 01:19:31,679
twitter as it were yeah that that's not

2039
01:19:34,790 --> 01:19:32,960
what this is

2040
01:19:36,390 --> 01:19:34,800
so he flat out said it but what i would

2041
01:19:37,990 --> 01:19:36,400
say to that my only rebuttal of that

2042
01:19:39,750 --> 01:19:38,000
would be is that guys

2043
01:19:41,189 --> 01:19:39,760
the projection that these things can put

2044
01:19:42,790 --> 01:19:41,199
in the increasing intent of that knowing

2045
01:19:44,070 --> 01:19:42,800
them knowing your thoughts knowing when

2046
01:19:45,030 --> 01:19:44,080
you're ready

2047
01:19:46,310 --> 01:19:45,040
and we hitting the idea of like

2048
01:19:47,910 --> 01:19:46,320
projections of what they can put in your

2049
01:19:50,229 --> 01:19:47,920
mind who knows what you're really seeing

2050
01:19:53,030 --> 01:19:50,239
chris terry lovely seemed little monkeys

2051
01:19:54,550 --> 01:19:53,040
in his room yeah right yeah

2052
01:19:56,310 --> 01:19:54,560
people that have had experiences seen

2053
01:19:58,149 --> 01:19:56,320
things other than what was there until

2054
01:20:01,030 --> 01:19:58,159
maybe they had regression or it came

2055
01:20:03,750 --> 01:20:01,040
back over time right so to me i'm not so

2056
01:20:05,350 --> 01:20:03,760
much hung up on the what i'm seeing or

2057
01:20:07,189 --> 01:20:05,360
what anybody is seeing

2058
01:20:08,550 --> 01:20:07,199
so much as there is something taking

2059
01:20:10,229 --> 01:20:08,560
place here and that should be the

2060
01:20:12,070 --> 01:20:10,239
important thing first you should be

2061
01:20:13,750 --> 01:20:12,080
nitpicking the idea of what we've seen

2062
01:20:15,830 --> 01:20:13,760
who we didn't see or what you exp you

2063
01:20:17,590 --> 01:20:15,840
know if you had an experience that

2064
01:20:19,590 --> 01:20:17,600
should be the important thing not so

2065
01:20:21,030 --> 01:20:19,600
much what was seen yeah ben and i have

2066
01:20:22,229 --> 01:20:21,040
even said like

2067
01:20:24,229 --> 01:20:22,239
the guy

2068
01:20:25,990 --> 01:20:24,239
he says he sees angels there's people

2069
01:20:28,790 --> 01:20:26,000
who take issue with that like who cares

2070
01:20:30,550 --> 01:20:28,800
what he thinks he saw let's get to the

2071
01:20:32,470 --> 01:20:30,560
the point of like something is

2072
01:20:34,149 --> 01:20:32,480
definitely happening here yeah and then

2073
01:20:36,390 --> 01:20:34,159
also like too like you got to think

2074
01:20:38,310 --> 01:20:36,400
about it man because like you know like

2075
01:20:41,350 --> 01:20:38,320
we've chatted with ryan and stuff dude

2076
01:20:43,430 --> 01:20:41,360
and like he grew up with this story it's

2077
01:20:45,669 --> 01:20:43,440
literally one of the biggest stories of

2078
01:20:48,709 --> 01:20:45,679
all time and like

2079
01:20:51,990 --> 01:20:48,719
that is like that engulfed his life and

2080
01:20:54,790 --> 01:20:52,000
he spent his life studying you know

2081
01:20:57,750 --> 01:20:54,800
historical you know religion history and

2082
01:20:59,430 --> 01:20:57,760
the phenomena itself and the occult and

2083
01:21:01,590 --> 01:20:59,440
all this stuff like he spent his time

2084
01:21:03,350 --> 01:21:01,600
studying that stuff like even ben and i

2085
01:21:04,950 --> 01:21:03,360
who talked about like you know some some

2086
01:21:07,669 --> 01:21:04,960
pretty like like

2087
01:21:09,110 --> 01:21:07,679
very well-known simple cases right and

2088
01:21:10,709 --> 01:21:09,120
you know they would be like

2089
01:21:12,870 --> 01:21:10,719
i hadn't heard of that right and it's

2090
01:21:15,669 --> 01:21:12,880
because their whole life has been this

2091
01:21:18,149 --> 01:21:15,679
case like it's so huge man like i

2092
01:21:19,189 --> 01:21:18,159
understand that they

2093
01:21:21,750 --> 01:21:19,199
you know

2094
01:21:24,310 --> 01:21:21,760
they that the family didn't even bother

2095
01:21:26,709 --> 01:21:24,320
possibly branching out into other cases

2096
01:21:28,229 --> 01:21:26,719
and and other [\h__\h] that was going on to

2097
01:21:29,030 --> 01:21:28,239
like other people until you're like why

2098
01:21:30,950 --> 01:21:29,040
would you

2099
01:21:32,550 --> 01:21:30,960
because you have this you have a tree on

2100
01:21:34,790 --> 01:21:32,560
fire in your [\h__\h] backyard you're

2101
01:21:36,790 --> 01:21:34,800
like i'm actually on fire i don't have

2102
01:21:39,910 --> 01:21:36,800
time to learn about somebody else's case

2103
01:21:41,669 --> 01:21:39,920
that happened 40 years ago you know so i

2104
01:21:44,229 --> 01:21:41,679
i totally get that and the missed

2105
01:21:46,470 --> 01:21:44,239
references and things that like you know

2106
01:21:48,070 --> 01:21:46,480
we said a few things and and and you

2107
01:21:50,229 --> 01:21:48,080
know you would see ryan kind of perk up

2108
01:21:52,390 --> 01:21:50,239
and be like oh that's very interesting

2109
01:21:55,430 --> 01:21:52,400
and it's like whoa we basically did it

2110
01:21:58,070 --> 01:21:55,440
backwards we started with every case and

2111
01:22:00,709 --> 01:21:58,080
then worked our way in

2112
01:22:02,950 --> 01:22:00,719
the bledsoes started in and are now

2113
01:22:03,910 --> 01:22:02,960
having to work their way out so they're

2114
01:22:10,390 --> 01:22:03,920
like

2115
01:22:12,149 --> 01:22:10,400
learning about other stuff

2116
01:22:14,229 --> 01:22:12,159
starting from their case as opposed to

2117
01:22:17,030 --> 01:22:14,239
everybody else learning everything and

2118
01:22:19,270 --> 01:22:17,040
then narrowing down to their case and he

2119
01:22:21,270 --> 01:22:19,280
even said in his last episode here with

2120
01:22:23,270 --> 01:22:21,280
with ryan there you know mr bledsoe

2121
01:22:25,430 --> 01:22:23,280
himself said or chris i should say uh

2122
01:22:26,709 --> 01:22:25,440
was saying or chris senior was saying

2123
01:22:28,470 --> 01:22:26,719
that you know everybody thinks that i'm

2124
01:22:29,669 --> 01:22:28,480
some sort of like religious fanatic or

2125
01:22:31,189 --> 01:22:29,679
this is a religious thing he's like

2126
01:22:32,870 --> 01:22:31,199
that's not it at all

2127
01:22:34,070 --> 01:22:32,880
like i didn't ask for this i wasn't

2128
01:22:35,510 --> 01:22:34,080
looking for this

2129
01:22:36,950 --> 01:22:35,520
this you know came to me and this

2130
01:22:38,629 --> 01:22:36,960
happened to me

2131
01:22:40,470 --> 01:22:38,639
and i don't

2132
01:22:41,910 --> 01:22:40,480
personally feel and i've never had the

2133
01:22:42,950 --> 01:22:41,920
pleasure meet him in person but you can

2134
01:22:44,790 --> 01:22:42,960
kind of tell from the way just he

2135
01:22:46,550 --> 01:22:44,800
conducts himself the way he speaks

2136
01:22:47,830 --> 01:22:46,560
there there's no sense of him putting

2137
01:22:49,910 --> 01:22:47,840
him out there like this is all about me

2138
01:22:51,669 --> 01:22:49,920
this look what i can no sense of that

2139
01:22:52,950 --> 01:22:51,679
yeah and all very humble about

2140
01:22:55,350 --> 01:22:52,960
everything he talks about and does he

2141
01:22:57,189 --> 01:22:55,360
barely even wanted to tell the story

2142
01:22:59,430 --> 01:22:57,199
yeah yeah he's like it's not really

2143
01:23:00,310 --> 01:22:59,440
about me you know yeah

2144
01:23:02,629 --> 01:23:00,320
true

2145
01:23:04,950 --> 01:23:02,639
and that was such a beautiful thing

2146
01:23:07,110 --> 01:23:04,960
oh i i mean i don't wanna

2147
01:23:09,350 --> 01:23:07,120
see i want to ruin the

2148
01:23:11,510 --> 01:23:09,360
the movie because it's like we know what

2149
01:23:13,350 --> 01:23:11,520
chris has been doing like he's not

2150
01:23:15,750 --> 01:23:13,360
focused on

2151
01:23:16,790 --> 01:23:15,760
telling people the story like

2152
01:23:17,590 --> 01:23:16,800
uh

2153
01:23:22,870 --> 01:23:17,600
like

2154
01:23:24,390 --> 01:23:22,880
he's literally doing that what did you

2155
01:23:27,110 --> 01:23:24,400
guys think about his statement in

2156
01:23:28,709 --> 01:23:27,120
regards to 2026

2157
01:23:30,149 --> 01:23:28,719
oh my god that's awakening because

2158
01:23:31,510 --> 01:23:30,159
there's a lot there i mean i don't want

2159
01:23:33,189 --> 01:23:31,520
to look first of all joe did you have

2160
01:23:34,870 --> 01:23:33,199
more you want to share from sorry i know

2161
01:23:35,990 --> 01:23:34,880
like back and forth guys did you have

2162
01:23:37,590 --> 01:23:36,000
more you want to share from the stock

2163
01:23:39,270 --> 01:23:37,600
anything you you feel is important that

2164
01:23:40,629 --> 01:23:39,280
you want out there before we get into

2165
01:23:43,030 --> 01:23:40,639
2026

2166
01:23:45,270 --> 01:23:43,040
and this idea of this oh yeah dude i

2167
01:23:47,669 --> 01:23:45,280
wanted to touch on number seven

2168
01:23:51,110 --> 01:23:47,679
and the definition yeah they say

2169
01:23:53,030 --> 01:23:51,120
unidentified aerial phenomenon it means

2170
01:23:54,790 --> 01:23:53,040
any aerial phenomena that can't be

2171
01:23:57,510 --> 01:23:54,800
identified and i thought that would be

2172
01:23:59,270 --> 01:23:57,520
really important a little bit so oh

2173
01:24:00,790 --> 01:23:59,280
that's the best that's the funnest one

2174
01:24:03,669 --> 01:24:00,800
look how important it is

2175
01:24:06,149 --> 01:24:03,679
no dude honestly i [\h__\h] love that

2176
01:24:09,189 --> 01:24:06,159
because they're like uap it means you

2177
01:24:11,189 --> 01:24:09,199
you ate literally we just don't know

2178
01:24:12,610 --> 01:24:11,199
yeah i thought that was hilarious that's

2179
01:24:14,390 --> 01:24:12,620
that's the best one

2180
01:24:16,709 --> 01:24:14,400
[Laughter]

2181
01:24:19,430 --> 01:24:16,719
oh my god you ap

2182
01:24:22,870 --> 01:24:19,440
that's exactly what it means it's exact

2183
01:24:25,350 --> 01:24:22,880
we know but we're not telling you hey

2184
01:24:27,030 --> 01:24:25,360
well hold on all right look dude as much

2185
01:24:29,590 --> 01:24:27,040
as look i wouldn't put as much

2186
01:24:31,110 --> 01:24:29,600
positivity about this is possible

2187
01:24:33,270 --> 01:24:31,120
because like just the fact that we're

2188
01:24:35,990 --> 01:24:33,280
even able to look at this [\h__\h] like

2189
01:24:37,510 --> 01:24:36,000
that's okay that's [\h__\h] cool but also

2190
01:24:40,870 --> 01:24:37,520
you know it would be awesome if there

2191
01:24:43,189 --> 01:24:40,880
was like a seven point like a 7b or it

2192
01:24:44,870 --> 01:24:43,199
was like also ufos

2193
01:24:47,110 --> 01:24:44,880
so yeah also

2194
01:24:49,270 --> 01:24:47,120
furthermore also furthermore now because

2195
01:24:51,990 --> 01:24:49,280
we gotta stay professional dude also and

2196
01:24:54,790 --> 01:24:52,000
furthermore yeah dude simon wills thank

2197
01:24:57,590 --> 01:24:54,800
you so much man for the super chat

2198
01:25:00,070 --> 01:24:57,600
simon thank you brother oh my gosh simon

2199
01:25:01,990 --> 01:25:00,080
you are a champion you're a champion

2200
01:25:04,709 --> 01:25:02,000
made of golden fire

2201
01:25:06,470 --> 01:25:04,719
mixed with metals uh that no one's ever

2202
01:25:09,030 --> 01:25:06,480
heard of because they're rare and

2203
01:25:11,189 --> 01:25:09,040
they're very rare they were they were

2204
01:25:13,830 --> 01:25:11,199
gilded out of the mountain

2205
01:25:16,470 --> 01:25:13,840
from the ancients the ancients the

2206
01:25:18,629 --> 01:25:16,480
ancient trolls the ancient children

2207
01:25:19,430 --> 01:25:18,639
there were it was tumbled out of the it

2208
01:25:27,110 --> 01:25:19,440
was

2209
01:25:29,990 --> 01:25:27,120
energy from simon well's

2210
01:25:32,070 --> 01:25:30,000
his his his co uh his consciousness in

2211
01:25:34,149 --> 01:25:32,080
the future

2212
01:25:35,830 --> 01:25:34,159
in his future it was it was happening in

2213
01:25:37,350 --> 01:25:35,840
the past like what you're doing right

2214
01:25:38,470 --> 01:25:37,360
now is happening

2215
01:25:39,750 --> 01:25:38,480
uh

2216
01:25:41,430 --> 01:25:39,760
anyway

2217
01:25:44,470 --> 01:25:41,440
what is don john bovee wants to know

2218
01:25:46,709 --> 01:25:44,480
what whap stands for wap stands for wet

2219
01:25:48,709 --> 01:25:46,719
ass phenomena

2220
01:25:49,910 --> 01:25:48,719
facts it's known nikki was trying to

2221
01:25:52,070 --> 01:25:49,920
tell us what was up we just weren't

2222
01:25:54,550 --> 01:25:52,080
listening obviously

2223
01:25:56,629 --> 01:25:54,560
she was like you can you can wreck this

2224
01:26:02,229 --> 01:25:56,639
wet ass phenomena

2225
01:26:04,629 --> 01:26:02,239
it's there to be done put a whole entire

2226
01:26:06,870 --> 01:26:04,639
fist in this phenomenal whole craft in

2227
01:26:10,470 --> 01:26:06,880
there easily you can fit a craft in this

2228
01:26:10,480 --> 01:26:15,270
vibrate shake phenomena

2229
01:26:15,280 --> 01:26:27,030
phenomena

2230
01:26:27,040 --> 01:26:49,189
[Music]

2231
01:26:52,310 --> 01:26:50,709
yeah that's what that's that's really it

2232
01:26:54,950 --> 01:26:52,320
man i mean that's kind of the report the

2233
01:26:57,430 --> 01:26:54,960
rest of it is all kind of just like uh

2234
01:26:58,550 --> 01:26:57,440
uh thanks for reading this report um and

2235
01:26:59,830 --> 01:26:58,560
then it gives you like this little

2236
01:27:03,510 --> 01:26:59,840
section

2237
01:27:05,430 --> 01:27:03,520
that that shows the end item or the uh

2238
01:27:07,350 --> 01:27:05,440
on the the second half of it where it

2239
01:27:08,870 --> 01:27:07,360
shows you i guess

2240
01:27:10,229 --> 01:27:08,880
well i'm not really sure what it shows

2241
01:27:12,709 --> 01:27:10,239
you because they did a really good job

2242
01:27:15,350 --> 01:27:12,719
at making it non-legible so i don't know

2243
01:27:18,149 --> 01:27:15,360
what any of that stuff means yeah

2244
01:27:20,229 --> 01:27:18,159
yeah and i downloaded it and i even like

2245
01:27:22,950 --> 01:27:20,239
zoomed in and you still cannot see what

2246
01:27:24,870 --> 01:27:22,960
it says it's ridiculous

2247
01:27:27,350 --> 01:27:24,880
that's that's a little fishy if you ask

2248
01:27:29,990 --> 01:27:27,360
me a little sus and i'm gonna crack a

2249
01:27:32,470 --> 01:27:30,000
new beater for that one boys scroll down

2250
01:27:34,310 --> 01:27:32,480
that blueberry dog

2251
01:27:35,990 --> 01:27:34,320
scroll down ben because i want to show

2252
01:27:38,629 --> 01:27:36,000
this part

2253
01:27:41,110 --> 01:27:38,639
yes scroll down more

2254
01:27:43,030 --> 01:27:41,120
scroll down more

2255
01:27:45,430 --> 01:27:43,040
oh that red one

2256
01:27:47,189 --> 01:27:45,440
all blacked out and then there's the uh

2257
01:27:48,790 --> 01:27:47,199
there's a little chart that they use

2258
01:27:50,950 --> 01:27:48,800
that you can't read

2259
01:27:52,870 --> 01:27:50,960
it's weird even if you zoom in you can't

2260
01:27:55,669 --> 01:27:52,880
like read what that top [\h__\h] says it's

2261
01:27:57,669 --> 01:27:55,679
like black oh yeah where's that it's a

2262
01:27:59,430 --> 01:27:57,679
little weird and then you scroll down

2263
01:28:01,750 --> 01:27:59,440
even more and they give you so much

2264
01:28:05,110 --> 01:28:01,760
information

2265
01:28:06,950 --> 01:28:05,120
give you oh it's like a big-ass butt

2266
01:28:09,590 --> 01:28:06,960
crack

2267
01:28:11,990 --> 01:28:09,600
hey by the way i want to plug this

2268
01:28:13,990 --> 01:28:12,000
shamelessly but ben did make a nice

2269
01:28:15,669 --> 01:28:14,000
shirt and i just see all the suss is in

2270
01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:15,679
there and i appreciate you guys that i

2271
01:28:18,790 --> 01:28:17,760
think is it for that and there is a

2272
01:28:21,910 --> 01:28:18,800
shirt

2273
01:28:23,350 --> 01:28:21,920
on ufo garage podcast.com

2274
01:28:25,189 --> 01:28:23,360
and you can you can purchase that if

2275
01:28:26,629 --> 01:28:25,199
you'd like to support podcasts here and

2276
01:28:28,550 --> 01:28:26,639
there are many

2277
01:28:30,550 --> 01:28:28,560
let's go with the old davey there's a

2278
01:28:32,950 --> 01:28:30,560
plethora of options here at the ufo

2279
01:28:43,189 --> 01:28:32,960
garage podcast

2280
01:28:49,990 --> 01:28:46,229
swedish chef also you get your gorium's

2281
01:28:53,350 --> 01:28:50,000
thirsty blurs day shirt dude this is

2282
01:28:55,830 --> 01:28:53,360
design this the idea was from gordium

2283
01:28:57,110 --> 01:28:55,840
look at that that's awesome oh that's

2284
01:28:58,950 --> 01:28:57,120
dope

2285
01:29:01,430 --> 01:28:58,960
oh i'm just saying wait why does that

2286
01:29:03,189 --> 01:29:01,440
word gordium sounds so familiar

2287
01:29:07,510 --> 01:29:03,199
85 but like

2288
01:29:11,350 --> 01:29:09,430
rare metaphone episode it's a twilight

2289
01:29:14,070 --> 01:29:11,360
zone episode they wanted to know what oh

2290
01:29:16,070 --> 01:29:14,080
sordium cons or like something green

2291
01:29:18,149 --> 01:29:16,080
what is that episode the consortium

2292
01:29:19,830 --> 01:29:18,159
that's like a like an annual meeting

2293
01:29:21,430 --> 01:29:19,840
that happens not the consortium that's

2294
01:29:23,669 --> 01:29:21,440
that's more our keith andrews the

2295
01:29:25,669 --> 01:29:23,679
consortium that's up there but this was

2296
01:29:28,310 --> 01:29:25,679
solid solent green that's the word i was

2297
01:29:30,070 --> 01:29:28,320
thinking of oh soylent green yeah

2298
01:29:31,510 --> 01:29:30,080
my accordion yeah that has nothing to do

2299
01:29:34,070 --> 01:29:31,520
with that i'm sorry

2300
01:29:36,229 --> 01:29:34,080
look at this distinguished gentleman yes

2301
01:29:37,750 --> 01:29:36,239
look at how he is look at those undies i

2302
01:29:39,110 --> 01:29:37,760
think why

2303
01:29:41,189 --> 01:29:39,120
my wife had to wear them because you see

2304
01:29:43,510 --> 01:29:41,199
that lace on there yes

2305
01:29:44,470 --> 01:29:43,520
look at this distinguished they're very

2306
01:29:45,990 --> 01:29:44,480
lazy

2307
01:29:48,709 --> 01:29:46,000
i don't know if you knew this willy but

2308
01:29:50,870 --> 01:29:48,719
they're not technically for you yeah

2309
01:29:52,950 --> 01:29:50,880
they weren't for you

2310
01:29:55,189 --> 01:29:52,960
didn't know that and i i got him and i

2311
01:29:57,510 --> 01:29:55,199
was like i can't put those on

2312
01:30:01,189 --> 01:29:57,520
dave dave's face looked a little morphed

2313
01:30:01,199 --> 01:30:06,149
he had a really tiny nose

2314
01:30:11,270 --> 01:30:08,629
ben i love how you you bought a uh ufo

2315
01:30:13,350 --> 01:30:11,280
garage mug thinking it was a koozie oh

2316
01:30:14,870 --> 01:30:13,360
that wasn't bad that was uh

2317
01:30:15,910 --> 01:30:14,880
that was

2318
01:30:18,830 --> 01:30:15,920
mister

2319
01:30:21,350 --> 01:30:18,840
no it wasn't that was totaled that's

2320
01:30:22,950 --> 01:30:21,360
hilarious he goes he goes i maybe i

2321
01:30:24,550 --> 01:30:22,960
should pay more attention now he scored

2322
01:30:26,709 --> 01:30:24,560
him 85.

2323
01:30:29,030 --> 01:30:26,719
i think he was he was in a hurry your

2324
01:30:31,110 --> 01:30:29,040
goosies are coming though

2325
01:30:32,550 --> 01:30:31,120
yeah no i i literally tony don't i'm

2326
01:30:34,709 --> 01:30:32,560
gonna i'm sending you one dude don't

2327
01:30:37,510 --> 01:30:34,719
worry about it but chad smith brings up

2328
01:30:38,470 --> 01:30:37,520
a good point i wanted one from ben

2329
01:30:40,070 --> 01:30:38,480
that

2330
01:30:42,870 --> 01:30:40,080
in the front

2331
01:30:44,070 --> 01:30:42,880
said of the boxers for men it says stay

2332
01:30:46,310 --> 01:30:44,080
curious

2333
01:30:49,510 --> 01:30:46,320
and in the back said keep it weird

2334
01:30:52,310 --> 01:30:49,520
and i wanted that but but but uh why are

2335
01:30:53,590 --> 01:30:52,320
you just now telling me this

2336
01:30:55,189 --> 01:30:53,600
i think i tell you things when you're

2337
01:30:57,030 --> 01:30:55,199
when you've had a couple you know

2338
01:30:59,510 --> 01:30:57,040
cocktails and i think you forget this

2339
01:31:05,350 --> 01:31:02,229
not only did you tell ben that but you

2340
01:31:08,550 --> 01:31:05,360
also told me and then i told ben that oh

2341
01:31:11,510 --> 01:31:08,560
well god you guys you guys are a lot you

2342
01:31:14,629 --> 01:31:11,520
guys are like i swear i told you

2343
01:31:17,189 --> 01:31:14,639
i was like bro let's do that

2344
01:31:21,030 --> 01:31:18,709
and then keep it weird in the back we

2345
01:31:22,629 --> 01:31:21,040
need some party hard boxers dude i love

2346
01:31:24,470 --> 01:31:22,639
you guys just like i love how like to

2347
01:31:27,270 --> 01:31:24,480
make it up stuff that you like

2348
01:31:29,270 --> 01:31:27,280
that is not made up though that

2349
01:31:31,110 --> 01:31:29,280
should eventually happen and it's not

2350
01:31:33,350 --> 01:31:31,120
it's not that i forget stuff

2351
01:31:35,189 --> 01:31:33,360
that's not the case it's just

2352
01:31:36,709 --> 01:31:35,199
hilarious jokes that you know i just

2353
01:31:38,870 --> 01:31:36,719
didn't take i didn't listen to your

2354
01:31:41,830 --> 01:31:38,880
[\h__\h] let me tell you let me tell

2355
01:31:44,390 --> 01:31:41,840
you about somebody staying curious okay

2356
01:31:45,750 --> 01:31:44,400
one time on the desert melinda and i

2357
01:31:48,149 --> 01:31:45,760
okay

2358
01:31:53,830 --> 01:31:48,159
hey hey [\h__\h] you ever heard of

2359
01:31:53,840 --> 01:31:56,550
i'd say

2360
01:31:59,110 --> 01:31:58,550
we had a friend once his name was dirty

2361
01:32:02,709 --> 01:31:59,120
larry

2362
01:32:07,110 --> 01:32:04,709
literally true story

2363
01:32:08,709 --> 01:32:07,120
true i had a friend his name was dirty

2364
01:32:11,110 --> 01:32:08,719
larry

2365
01:32:12,550 --> 01:32:11,120
hey hey you guys just asking the chat

2366
01:32:14,070 --> 01:32:12,560
here

2367
01:32:14,870 --> 01:32:14,080
you know

2368
01:32:17,270 --> 01:32:14,880
um

2369
01:32:19,430 --> 01:32:17,280
ben here showed his very lovely uh well

2370
01:32:21,030 --> 01:32:19,440
symmetrically made up nipples uh here

2371
01:32:22,390 --> 01:32:21,040
for the christmas special

2372
01:32:24,070 --> 01:32:22,400
do you think he's gonna drop the balls

2373
01:32:26,629 --> 01:32:24,080
for new year's or like what's the plan

2374
01:32:28,790 --> 01:32:26,639
on that because you gotta go i have to

2375
01:32:33,510 --> 01:32:28,800
clear that with my wife but dude for the

2376
01:32:36,950 --> 01:32:35,430
so yeah

2377
01:32:38,870 --> 01:32:36,960
once you hit your thirties the balls

2378
01:32:50,390 --> 01:32:38,880
really do start to drop so like it will

2379
01:32:54,950 --> 01:32:52,310
hey speaking of slab action i'm gonna i

2380
01:32:58,149 --> 01:32:56,709
should i take this offer i mean it'll be

2381
01:33:00,390 --> 01:32:58,159
like two seconds we're done with it does

2382
01:33:03,189 --> 01:33:00,400
ben have done guys has this ever

2383
01:33:05,990 --> 01:33:03,199
happened before on the podcast ever

2384
01:33:07,510 --> 01:33:06,000
there's that crappy dmv uh

2385
01:33:09,430 --> 01:33:07,520
form that they make you fill out if you

2386
01:33:11,669 --> 01:33:09,440
see a ufo by the way

2387
01:33:13,830 --> 01:33:11,679
oh is it are you serious it's like a tax

2388
01:33:15,430 --> 01:33:13,840
form it's so like

2389
01:33:17,270 --> 01:33:15,440
nobody wants to nobody wants to fill

2390
01:33:19,189 --> 01:33:17,280
that out they just want to be like hey i

2391
01:33:20,950 --> 01:33:19,199
saw this ufo okay what it looked like it

2392
01:33:22,870 --> 01:33:20,960
was like uh it had like these different

2393
01:33:26,229 --> 01:33:22,880
color lights and i saw something in the

2394
01:33:28,629 --> 01:33:26,239
windshield this is not john movie

2395
01:33:30,390 --> 01:33:28,639
that's insane they make you feel out

2396
01:33:32,310 --> 01:33:30,400
yeah

2397
01:33:34,310 --> 01:33:32,320
i don't know no wonder we don't have a

2398
01:33:37,430 --> 01:33:34,320
lot of data on this [\h__\h] nobody wants to

2399
01:33:40,629 --> 01:33:37,440
fill that out take a video you [\h__\h]

2400
01:33:43,110 --> 01:33:40,639
since 2021 about to be 20 22. pull your

2401
01:33:44,390 --> 01:33:43,120
[\h__\h] phone out and shoot a video like

2402
01:33:47,430 --> 01:33:44,400
what are you kidding me i don't want to

2403
01:33:49,510 --> 01:33:47,440
feel this out don john bogan says slap a

2404
01:33:52,229 --> 01:33:49,520
vacation by the way guys

2405
01:33:53,510 --> 01:33:52,239
chad smith also says balls on drum sets

2406
01:33:56,870 --> 01:33:53,520
and we all know what that's about we

2407
01:33:58,320 --> 01:33:56,880
don't that's from not on my drum sets

2408
01:34:00,790 --> 01:33:58,330
your balls better not be

2409
01:34:02,470 --> 01:34:00,800
[Laughter]

2410
01:34:04,790 --> 01:34:02,480
gonna put them on my goddamn drone oh

2411
01:34:06,709 --> 01:34:04,800
man

2412
01:34:08,229 --> 01:34:06,719
we appreciate all of you guys being here

2413
01:34:09,590 --> 01:34:08,239
if you wouldn't mind taking a moment

2414
01:34:10,550 --> 01:34:09,600
while you're here you can support the

2415
01:34:13,189 --> 01:34:10,560
show

2416
01:34:15,590 --> 01:34:13,199
and become a monthly subscriber also bow

2417
01:34:16,550 --> 01:34:15,600
your heads and pray and be a space space

2418
01:34:18,390 --> 01:34:16,560
fart

2419
01:34:21,669 --> 01:34:18,400
i'm sorry i interrupted your prayer

2420
01:34:24,629 --> 01:34:21,679
[Laughter]

2421
01:34:25,750 --> 01:34:24,639
you said space farts

2422
01:34:27,510 --> 01:34:25,760
oh man

2423
01:34:30,550 --> 01:34:27,520
you can be you can become a doctor

2424
01:34:32,070 --> 01:34:30,560
scientist and uh an official euphonite

2425
01:34:34,149 --> 01:34:32,080
you can a

2426
01:34:36,070 --> 01:34:34,159
space fart scientist

2427
01:34:37,510 --> 01:34:36,080
three levels dude bro you want to know

2428
01:34:38,550 --> 01:34:37,520
what i'm upset about

2429
01:34:41,189 --> 01:34:38,560
do you want to know what else said about

2430
01:34:42,470 --> 01:34:41,199
i was i was one of the original lions

2431
01:34:44,149 --> 01:34:42,480
we're not even talking about that but

2432
01:34:45,669 --> 01:34:44,159
we've been we've been winning some stuff

2433
01:34:47,030 --> 01:34:45,679
okay hey man

2434
01:34:49,990 --> 01:34:47,040
as a cowboys fan i've been a little

2435
01:34:51,669 --> 01:34:50,000
cocky this year you can't help me

2436
01:34:52,790 --> 01:34:51,679
two wins now

2437
01:34:55,030 --> 01:34:52,800
um

2438
01:34:57,350 --> 01:34:55,040
but i sent ben and i'm not even making

2439
01:35:00,790 --> 01:34:57,360
this up guys i sent such a detailed

2440
01:35:02,470 --> 01:35:00,800
message like i wrote a mini email to ben

2441
01:35:04,950 --> 01:35:02,480
and i was like first five or seven

2442
01:35:06,550 --> 01:35:04,960
people to to to go over to the website

2443
01:35:09,430 --> 01:35:06,560
and sign up right like

2444
01:35:11,350 --> 01:35:09,440
become part of the uh to the ttsa right

2445
01:35:13,030 --> 01:35:11,360
like to and all that

2446
01:35:15,270 --> 01:35:13,040
and uh

2447
01:35:17,189 --> 01:35:15,280
i wrote how i was a an official taint

2448
01:35:19,350 --> 01:35:17,199
inspector i wrote my like my job

2449
01:35:20,629 --> 01:35:19,360
qualifications i wrote like this whole

2450
01:35:23,750 --> 01:35:20,639
thing out thinking it would be like

2451
01:35:25,910 --> 01:35:23,760
attached to my profile and all it says

2452
01:35:28,070 --> 01:35:25,920
is like yeah he's a member i was like

2453
01:35:30,950 --> 01:35:28,080
what is this dude i wrote like a half

2454
01:35:33,669 --> 01:35:30,960
hour i sat down and thought out like

2455
01:35:36,390 --> 01:35:33,679
literally how it made sense

2456
01:35:37,830 --> 01:35:36,400
and he just added me with none of it and

2457
01:35:40,950 --> 01:35:37,840
i was like

2458
01:35:42,470 --> 01:35:40,960
no no dang it like i worked hard on that

2459
01:35:43,910 --> 01:35:42,480
because all you had to do was copy and

2460
01:35:50,149 --> 01:35:43,920
paste it

2461
01:35:52,870 --> 01:35:50,159
and he didn't add any of it oh my god

2462
01:35:55,510 --> 01:35:52,880
uh chance that's a great question to

2463
01:35:59,030 --> 01:35:55,520
answer that astronauts have stated that

2464
01:36:00,629 --> 01:35:59,040
it is extremely spelly smelly in the uh

2465
01:36:02,550 --> 01:36:00,639
oh my god

2466
01:36:04,470 --> 01:36:02,560
up there where they're chilling in this

2467
01:36:07,430 --> 01:36:04,480
the space stuff

2468
01:36:09,430 --> 01:36:07,440
oh ben i can't believe you would do that

2469
01:36:10,950 --> 01:36:09,440
for real ben honestly

2470
01:36:12,550 --> 01:36:10,960
you're muted again

2471
01:36:13,990 --> 01:36:12,560
were you farting that much before you

2472
01:36:16,629 --> 01:36:14,000
left the room that you needed to mute

2473
01:36:18,310 --> 01:36:16,639
yourself as you left the room

2474
01:36:21,990 --> 01:36:18,320
how'd you guys know i was farting the

2475
01:36:27,830 --> 01:36:24,870
listening on your face champ that's

2476
01:36:29,189 --> 01:36:27,840
right go lions listen uh yeah listen ben

2477
01:36:31,189 --> 01:36:29,199
honestly there's no point even mentioned

2478
01:36:33,270 --> 01:36:31,199
to ben bens i can remember let's face it

2479
01:36:34,790 --> 01:36:33,280
joe let's be honest

2480
01:36:36,550 --> 01:36:34,800
i mean you're not wrong he's not going

2481
01:36:37,669 --> 01:36:36,560
to remember he's not going to remember

2482
01:36:38,950 --> 01:36:37,679
you but not

2483
01:36:40,229 --> 01:36:38,960
okay you remember when i was getting

2484
01:36:42,229 --> 01:36:40,239
added

2485
01:36:43,510 --> 01:36:42,239
to to the to the what is the other

2486
01:36:46,709 --> 01:36:43,520
website you guys have designed right

2487
01:36:48,870 --> 01:36:46,719
we're it's really big this is a cfa ttfa

2488
01:36:50,310 --> 01:36:48,880
right embossing company

2489
01:36:51,590 --> 01:36:50,320
yeah yeah

2490
01:36:54,390 --> 01:36:51,600
and and do you remember how i wrote a

2491
01:36:56,310 --> 01:36:54,400
very detailed information email about my

2492
01:36:58,310 --> 01:36:56,320
qualifications of being an official

2493
01:37:00,629 --> 01:36:58,320
taint inspector and like all my quality

2494
01:37:02,390 --> 01:37:00,639
do you remember that

2495
01:37:06,229 --> 01:37:02,400
look at his face

2496
01:37:07,430 --> 01:37:06,239
he just added me to the website and

2497
01:37:09,430 --> 01:37:07,440
look at him taking earphones also you

2498
01:37:11,750 --> 01:37:09,440
can't hear and all it said was william

2499
01:37:13,830 --> 01:37:11,760
is a member and i was like bro i'm so

2500
01:37:15,270 --> 01:37:13,840
much more than a member i wrote for an

2501
01:37:17,030 --> 01:37:15,280
hour and a half

2502
01:37:18,790 --> 01:37:17,040
to make that

2503
01:37:20,390 --> 01:37:18,800
oh yeah all you have to do is copy and

2504
01:37:22,229 --> 01:37:20,400
paste i wonder if you still have that

2505
01:37:26,229 --> 01:37:22,239
email bro

2506
01:37:27,750 --> 01:37:26,239
look dude i i actually do remember this

2507
01:37:29,350 --> 01:37:27,760
everyone else's

2508
01:37:30,629 --> 01:37:29,360
email or message i'm gonna go find this

2509
01:37:33,590 --> 01:37:30,639
because i'm gonna read it on the air

2510
01:37:35,990 --> 01:37:33,600
it's beautiful the it is beautiful it

2511
01:37:41,750 --> 01:37:36,000
was like literature fellatio essentially

2512
01:37:46,709 --> 01:37:42,470
so

2513
01:37:49,910 --> 01:37:46,719
anyway like it was look you sent uh

2514
01:37:52,229 --> 01:37:49,920
a phenomenal email everyone else's uh

2515
01:37:56,310 --> 01:37:52,239
bio was like two sentences long and

2516
01:37:58,790 --> 01:37:56,320
yours was so so i just get schooled

2517
01:38:02,470 --> 01:37:58,800
the website design would have been

2518
01:38:04,280 --> 01:38:02,480
only you for like 14 scrolls so then i

2519
01:38:06,470 --> 01:38:04,290
was like you know what it's just like

2520
01:38:08,629 --> 01:38:06,480
[Laughter]

2521
01:38:10,310 --> 01:38:08,639
okay i just you know what mother trucker

2522
01:38:12,149 --> 01:38:10,320
i just found this i'm gonna read this

2523
01:38:13,910 --> 01:38:12,159
right here why is my phone blowing up

2524
01:38:15,430 --> 01:38:13,920
all this information okay

2525
01:38:17,189 --> 01:38:15,440
i said

2526
01:38:19,430 --> 01:38:17,199
hello

2527
01:38:21,030 --> 01:38:19,440
essentially to start

2528
01:38:24,470 --> 01:38:21,040
pretty intro

2529
01:38:33,430 --> 01:38:24,480
hello hey guys

2530
01:38:39,109 --> 01:38:36,870
chief taint inspector or cti for short

2531
01:38:41,830 --> 01:38:39,119
here at ttfa we strive to run the most

2532
01:38:44,070 --> 01:38:41,840
smooth and pure methane possible

2533
01:38:46,070 --> 01:38:44,080
and that's where i come in it's a dark

2534
01:38:47,990 --> 01:38:46,080
and rather uncharted region that doesn't

2535
01:38:50,390 --> 01:38:48,000
really get the spotlight or attention it

2536
01:38:52,950 --> 01:38:50,400
deserves i'm going to level with you

2537
01:38:55,430 --> 01:38:52,960
it's hard and dirty work some days but

2538
01:38:57,109 --> 01:38:55,440
that's what i signed up for

2539
01:38:58,950 --> 01:38:57,119
you can end up overwhelmed and a little

2540
01:39:02,070 --> 01:38:58,960
bit uncertain it's the right course of

2541
01:39:04,550 --> 01:39:02,080
action but luckily for you and ttfa i

2542
01:39:07,090 --> 01:39:04,560
created the ctir better known as the

2543
01:39:09,109 --> 01:39:07,100
chieftain inspector regiment

2544
01:39:19,750 --> 01:39:09,119
[Laughter]

2545
01:39:23,910 --> 01:39:22,149
let me have my moment here ben okay let

2546
01:39:28,629 --> 01:39:23,920
me just have my building on the other

2547
01:39:33,270 --> 01:39:31,030
inspector regiment it ensures that we

2548
01:39:36,310 --> 01:39:33,280
here at ttfa and yourself at home can

2549
01:39:38,390 --> 01:39:36,320
run on that smooth but that most smooth

2550
01:39:41,189 --> 01:39:38,400
and pure methane possible

2551
01:39:44,390 --> 01:39:41,199
ctir below bottom line the grundle and

2552
01:39:47,030 --> 01:39:44,400
the taint region must obey the law of

2553
01:39:49,350 --> 01:39:47,040
pubic proportions

2554
01:39:51,590 --> 01:39:49,360
this is it could never be longer than

2555
01:39:53,510 --> 01:39:51,600
the main event above your junk

2556
01:39:55,750 --> 01:39:53,520
if you're bare there then you can't have

2557
01:39:58,149 --> 01:39:55,760
that wispy surprise trans behind your

2558
01:40:00,149 --> 01:39:58,159
family jewels hashtag methane breaking

2559
01:40:02,870 --> 01:40:00,159
down the berries and blasting us into

2560
01:40:05,030 --> 01:40:02,880
space and beyond hashtag the powers

2561
01:40:06,950 --> 01:40:05,040
within you

2562
01:40:12,870 --> 01:40:06,960
i honestly think and i logged in and all

2563
01:40:19,430 --> 01:40:17,189
[Laughter]

2564
01:40:23,189 --> 01:40:19,440
i was like dang it i'm never writing

2565
01:40:25,750 --> 01:40:24,709
but dude it didn't roll into like back

2566
01:40:27,030 --> 01:40:25,760
when we were still doing the manscape

2567
01:40:30,730 --> 01:40:27,040
thing a little bit yeah i was kind of

2568
01:40:38,870 --> 01:40:33,109
[Laughter]

2569
01:40:43,750 --> 01:40:40,709
like you made it onto our show we gave

2570
01:40:46,149 --> 01:40:44,870
ben was like i'm just going to add a

2571
01:40:47,700 --> 01:40:46,159
picture

2572
01:41:02,709 --> 01:40:47,710
let's get it

2573
01:41:02,719 --> 01:41:08,550
the pulsar

2574
01:41:11,030 --> 01:41:09,590
oh

2575
01:41:12,790 --> 01:41:11,040
do you think that anybody else ever gets

2576
01:41:14,870 --> 01:41:12,800
pissed off like maybe other people are

2577
01:41:15,830 --> 01:41:14,880
running shows podcasts or like whatever

2578
01:41:17,030 --> 01:41:15,840
and they're like

2579
01:41:18,550 --> 01:41:17,040
why did you

2580
01:41:20,070 --> 01:41:18,560
like google garage get so much attention

2581
01:41:23,270 --> 01:41:20,080
they go and check us out

2582
01:41:25,189 --> 01:41:23,280
like what what what in god's name

2583
01:41:26,870 --> 01:41:25,199
well we figured we figure things like

2584
01:41:30,229 --> 01:41:26,880
this out like uh

2585
01:41:36,070 --> 01:41:30,239
josh says uh spacebar equals swamp gas

2586
01:41:39,430 --> 01:41:37,669
you know also we always thought that

2587
01:41:42,310 --> 01:41:39,440
like you know there's not like a there's

2588
01:41:44,830 --> 01:41:42,320
not like a howard stern of the ufo world

2589
01:41:48,390 --> 01:41:44,840
so uh let's go ahead and fill that

2590
01:41:49,830 --> 01:41:48,400
slot oh man uh a champ says do fart

2591
01:41:50,870 --> 01:41:49,840
smell in space

2592
01:41:52,790 --> 01:41:50,880
they do

2593
01:41:55,109 --> 01:41:52,800
you astronauts talk about this now are

2594
01:41:56,709 --> 01:41:55,119
we talking in the

2595
01:41:58,830 --> 01:41:56,719
in the uh

2596
01:42:00,070 --> 01:41:58,840
why can't i remember the name of a

2597
01:42:02,550 --> 01:42:00,080
spacecraft tonight guys i'm having

2598
01:42:04,310 --> 01:42:02,560
issues the space station

2599
01:42:05,830 --> 01:42:04,320
in the compartment

2600
01:42:07,189 --> 01:42:05,840
the capsule

2601
01:42:10,229 --> 01:42:07,199
where the air is circulated and they

2602
01:42:11,270 --> 01:42:10,239
said yes it indeed gets very stinky up

2603
01:42:14,229 --> 01:42:11,280
in there

2604
01:42:15,189 --> 01:42:14,239
but in space itself no cause you'd be

2605
01:42:16,709 --> 01:42:15,199
dead

2606
01:42:18,790 --> 01:42:16,719
when you're in space and you tried to

2607
01:42:20,790 --> 01:42:18,800
smell the air there'd be nothing you'd

2608
01:42:23,669 --> 01:42:20,800
just be frozen in time it would freeze

2609
01:42:25,350 --> 01:42:23,679
the gases in the air so no farts

2610
01:42:27,109 --> 01:42:25,360
technically under my understanding would

2611
01:42:29,109 --> 01:42:27,119
not smell in space remember the movie

2612
01:42:31,510 --> 01:42:29,119
rocket man when he farts in his suit and

2613
01:42:33,990 --> 01:42:31,520
he like holds the hose and he like blows

2614
01:42:38,149 --> 01:42:36,229
and then he's like don't you do it don't

2615
01:42:43,109 --> 01:42:38,159
you do it he lets go

2616
01:42:46,550 --> 01:42:43,119
he's like oh i can taste it in my mouth

2617
01:42:48,310 --> 01:42:46,560
that movie is so funny holy [\h__\h] my aunt

2618
01:42:50,390 --> 01:42:48,320
took me to go see rocket man when i was

2619
01:42:52,629 --> 01:42:50,400
like eight years old i swear to god we

2620
01:42:55,109 --> 01:42:52,639
both laughed our asses off like we

2621
01:42:58,229 --> 01:42:55,119
almost died in the movie theater is so

2622
01:43:00,229 --> 01:42:58,239
funny i love that goddamn movie

2623
01:43:02,229 --> 01:43:00,239
oh [\h__\h]

2624
01:43:03,830 --> 01:43:02,239
i was freaking that guy's name too and

2625
01:43:07,350 --> 01:43:03,840
he's so funny

2626
01:43:09,590 --> 01:43:07,360
oh my god ulysses the monkey

2627
01:43:10,870 --> 01:43:09,600
and he's like lucy did it he was like

2628
01:43:12,149 --> 01:43:10,880
the monkey

2629
01:43:13,990 --> 01:43:12,159
yeah

2630
01:43:18,310 --> 01:43:14,000
ulysses did it he's like he's on the

2631
01:43:22,790 --> 01:43:21,350
wait you started blaming all the monkeys

2632
01:43:24,790 --> 01:43:22,800
yeah

2633
01:43:27,189 --> 01:43:24,800
and the lady that's back at the ship too

2634
01:43:28,550 --> 01:43:27,199
he tried blaming it on everybody else

2635
01:43:30,390 --> 01:43:28,560
and then he makes him drop the american

2636
01:43:32,310 --> 01:43:30,400
flag when they first like

2637
01:43:34,790 --> 01:43:32,320
it just falls in that canyon off that

2638
01:43:36,950 --> 01:43:34,800
cliff and he takes off his boxers and

2639
01:43:39,990 --> 01:43:36,960
it's like american flag boxers and they

2640
01:43:41,350 --> 01:43:40,000
they post it on mars as the first flag

2641
01:43:43,109 --> 01:43:41,360
on mars

2642
01:43:45,669 --> 01:43:43,119
is it great i'll be right back gentlemen

2643
01:43:48,149 --> 01:43:45,679
i'll be right back oh yeah

2644
01:43:50,830 --> 01:43:48,159
hey first of all can we just talk about

2645
01:43:53,750 --> 01:43:50,840
the fact of gary and mr

2646
01:43:55,109 --> 01:43:53,760
crowley like bro

2647
01:43:55,750 --> 01:43:55,119
and everybody else you guys have been

2648
01:43:57,750 --> 01:43:55,760
watching

2649
01:43:59,990 --> 01:43:57,760
the crap out of us tonight simon

2650
01:44:02,390 --> 01:44:00,000
wells everybody just

2651
01:44:05,109 --> 01:44:02,400
simon wells he said i have beautiful

2652
01:44:07,750 --> 01:44:05,119
eyes i mean come on man wait i will show

2653
01:44:11,109 --> 01:44:07,760
up at your house tell your wife i will

2654
01:44:14,709 --> 01:44:13,030
i will dude

2655
01:44:18,229 --> 01:44:14,719
you're buttering me up like a freaking

2656
01:44:25,350 --> 01:44:21,189
also uh jacob willis

2657
01:44:29,669 --> 01:44:28,070
also tartari is actually

2658
01:44:31,590 --> 01:44:29,679
we've talked about this a little bit i

2659
01:44:35,189 --> 01:44:31,600
would love to go in on that for sure

2660
01:44:36,709 --> 01:44:35,199
like that's a that's a dope topic uh

2661
01:44:38,709 --> 01:44:36,719
you've heard about about that like that

2662
01:44:40,390 --> 01:44:38,719
the dude that lane is like it's like the

2663
01:44:44,950 --> 01:44:40,400
new uh uh

2664
01:44:45,830 --> 01:44:44,960
kind of uh uh like uh frozen yogurt

2665
01:44:49,109 --> 01:44:45,840
or

2666
01:44:51,510 --> 01:44:49,119
yeah the chartreuse yeah yeah the frozen

2667
01:44:53,270 --> 01:44:51,520
yogurt places right but it's also it's

2668
01:44:55,910 --> 01:44:53,280
meat flavored

2669
01:44:58,470 --> 01:44:55,920
is it yeah yeah it's like it's like uh

2670
01:44:59,590 --> 01:44:58,480
like pork

2671
01:45:01,750 --> 01:44:59,600
i don't know maybe we're talking about

2672
01:45:03,910 --> 01:45:01,760
two different

2673
01:45:05,590 --> 01:45:03,920
i was just i was just yes anding you

2674
01:45:06,629 --> 01:45:05,600
dude i

2675
01:45:10,790 --> 01:45:06,639
i don't know

2676
01:45:12,629 --> 01:45:10,800
tartaria tortilla oh i've got you muted

2677
01:45:17,030 --> 01:45:12,639
sorry willy oh

2678
01:45:19,590 --> 01:45:17,040
i got myself muted there we go dude

2679
01:45:21,590 --> 01:45:19,600
willie what do you know about tartaria

2680
01:45:25,270 --> 01:45:21,600
tartaria

2681
01:45:27,430 --> 01:45:25,280
i've never seen it if it's a movie

2682
01:45:31,830 --> 01:45:27,440
yeah it is

2683
01:45:38,310 --> 01:45:32,790
so

2684
01:45:41,430 --> 01:45:38,320
the the story is that a gentle a

2685
01:45:47,430 --> 01:45:44,310
landed in a an airport in in some other

2686
01:45:49,350 --> 01:45:47,440
country not the u.s oh no yeah 100 no

2687
01:45:50,870 --> 01:45:49,360
this one nevermind i like you i don't

2688
01:45:52,550 --> 01:45:50,880
know where the [\h__\h] i am he shows him

2689
01:45:54,790 --> 01:45:52,560
their his id

2690
01:45:57,350 --> 01:45:54,800
and it says tartaria

2691
01:45:59,750 --> 01:45:57,360
and uh he like they're

2692
01:46:02,310 --> 01:45:59,760
like uh customs uh

2693
01:46:03,910 --> 01:46:02,320
keeps him backstage or in the green room

2694
01:46:05,750 --> 01:46:03,920
you know not the fun part of the green

2695
01:46:08,390 --> 01:46:05,760
room they're like hey well you know are

2696
01:46:09,990 --> 01:46:08,400
you a little glove slapping action

2697
01:46:11,990 --> 01:46:10,000
that kind of backflip like how many

2698
01:46:14,870 --> 01:46:12,000
rubber bands do we own are they large

2699
01:46:16,950 --> 01:46:14,880
enough to punish you and

2700
01:46:18,709 --> 01:46:16,960
he was like i can show you where i'm

2701
01:46:20,709 --> 01:46:18,719
from on a globe and they give him a

2702
01:46:22,950 --> 01:46:20,719
globe and he's like it's not on here but

2703
01:46:23,990 --> 01:46:22,960
it's it's it's like it's supposed to be

2704
01:46:25,910 --> 01:46:24,000
right there

2705
01:46:27,990 --> 01:46:25,920
is this is this is this what the tom

2706
01:46:29,910 --> 01:46:28,000
hanks movie was based on

2707
01:46:31,990 --> 01:46:29,920
charles that was based

2708
01:46:33,590 --> 01:46:32,000
uh not a real story wait what are you

2709
01:46:36,870 --> 01:46:33,600
talking what's turn what is what is that

2710
01:46:40,870 --> 01:46:38,790
it's a blockbuster hit movie

2711
01:46:43,109 --> 01:46:40,880
called called terminal and it's got tom

2712
01:46:45,109 --> 01:46:43,119
hanks where he flies in the united

2713
01:46:47,590 --> 01:46:45,119
states oh you're talking you're talking

2714
01:46:48,310 --> 01:46:47,600
about uh uh a castaway

2715
01:46:50,790 --> 01:46:48,320
no

2716
01:47:03,830 --> 01:46:50,800
terminal

2717
01:47:08,149 --> 01:47:06,070
um dude i can't wait for that nicholas

2718
01:47:09,430 --> 01:47:08,159
cage movie where nicholas cage plays

2719
01:47:11,830 --> 01:47:09,440
nicholas cage

2720
01:47:13,270 --> 01:47:11,840
how badass is that going to be

2721
01:47:14,709 --> 01:47:13,280
jumps over the wall he's like turns out

2722
01:47:15,510 --> 01:47:14,719
we could have just walked around the

2723
01:47:17,830 --> 01:47:15,520
wall

2724
01:47:21,189 --> 01:47:17,840
yes dude i hope that fool walks in the

2725
01:47:23,590 --> 01:47:21,199
background saying it you need heat

2726
01:47:26,149 --> 01:47:23,600
dude it's it's so great he's like hi

2727
01:47:27,910 --> 01:47:26,159
i'm nick cage

2728
01:47:29,990 --> 01:47:27,920
you were like oh my god nick cage he's

2729
01:47:32,070 --> 01:47:30,000
like yeah i'm nick cage

2730
01:47:33,669 --> 01:47:32,080
no [\h__\h] i'm nick cage apparently he's

2731
01:47:34,629 --> 01:47:33,679
like broke in the movie and like he's

2732
01:47:41,669 --> 01:47:34,639
like

2733
01:47:43,669 --> 01:47:41,679
million dollars so he goes

2734
01:47:45,750 --> 01:47:43,679
turns out the guy's like a bad guy like

2735
01:47:48,229 --> 01:47:45,760
some [\h__\h] goes down it's like this crazy

2736
01:47:50,470 --> 01:47:48,239
like comedy action movie where nick cage

2737
01:47:52,310 --> 01:47:50,480
plays nick cage

2738
01:47:53,830 --> 01:47:52,320
melissa nicole

2739
01:47:54,870 --> 01:47:53,840
i guess i'll utter your name tonight if

2740
01:47:56,950 --> 01:47:54,880
i have to even though you have not

2741
01:48:00,149 --> 01:47:56,960
returned old blue to me and you've been

2742
01:48:01,109 --> 01:48:00,159
out [\h__\h] and old blue out to people we

2743
01:48:03,990 --> 01:48:01,119
just we're going to settle that

2744
01:48:06,310 --> 01:48:04,000
eventually but what does that mean

2745
01:48:08,229 --> 01:48:06,320
she knows what it means she knows that's

2746
01:48:09,270 --> 01:48:08,239
old blue that's my van that's why the

2747
01:48:10,149 --> 01:48:09,280
big willy weekends haven't been

2748
01:48:11,910 --> 01:48:10,159
happening

2749
01:48:13,750 --> 01:48:11,920
she's been taking it and putting her

2750
01:48:15,830 --> 01:48:13,760
giant forehead of a head she calls it a

2751
01:48:18,870 --> 01:48:15,840
head in there she can't even fit in the

2752
01:48:21,430 --> 01:48:18,880
van there's pictures to prove it send it

2753
01:48:22,950 --> 01:48:21,440
let me see i want to say i need to feel

2754
01:48:25,430 --> 01:48:22,960
what i'm talking about paranormal chop

2755
01:48:26,470 --> 01:48:25,440
shop has those pictures sonny

2756
01:48:27,350 --> 01:48:26,480
and uh

2757
01:48:28,709 --> 01:48:27,360
she's

2758
01:48:30,390 --> 01:48:28,719
out there

2759
01:48:33,669 --> 01:48:30,400
i'll tell you what she got a big old

2760
01:48:35,270 --> 01:48:33,679
five head sitting in my van the ten pin

2761
01:48:37,189 --> 01:48:35,280
tell you what i'm just kidding that's

2762
01:48:39,430 --> 01:48:37,199
terrible i love you so much melissa

2763
01:48:40,950 --> 01:48:39,440
don't don't take that personally um

2764
01:48:42,470 --> 01:48:40,960
she's right though and he was doing

2765
01:48:43,990 --> 01:48:42,480
business in hong kong talking about the

2766
01:48:46,070 --> 01:48:44,000
gentleman who just appeared and didn't

2767
01:48:47,350 --> 01:48:46,080
know where he was at and the super weird

2768
01:48:51,669 --> 01:48:47,360
part was

2769
01:48:53,870 --> 01:48:51,679
he had stamp marks on his

2770
01:48:56,709 --> 01:48:53,880
um passport and i believe this was in

2771
01:48:58,470 --> 01:48:56,719
1955 so it was in the 50s

2772
01:49:00,310 --> 01:48:58,480
and what was really weird is he was

2773
01:49:01,189 --> 01:49:00,320
freaking out he talked about different

2774
01:49:03,030 --> 01:49:01,199
like

2775
01:49:04,070 --> 01:49:03,040
how long it had been there i think 200

2776
01:49:05,910 --> 01:49:04,080
years or something we were talking about

2777
01:49:07,750 --> 01:49:05,920
this country she said screw you big

2778
01:49:08,870 --> 01:49:07,760
billy you know you love it

2779
01:49:12,709 --> 01:49:08,880
and then

2780
01:49:15,189 --> 01:49:12,719
he just disappeared like legitimately

2781
01:49:17,350 --> 01:49:15,199
locked in that room

2782
01:49:19,430 --> 01:49:17,360
gone

2783
01:49:20,709 --> 01:49:19,440
it's pretty amazing it's it's pretty

2784
01:49:22,790 --> 01:49:20,719
crazy show

2785
01:49:24,870 --> 01:49:22,800
uh gemma jade was kind of bringing that

2786
01:49:27,589 --> 01:49:24,880
up the last time and uh melissa says the

2787
01:49:31,270 --> 01:49:27,599
man from from tar from [\h__\h]

2788
01:49:33,669 --> 01:49:31,280
it's hard he's from tartared for sure

2789
01:49:36,310 --> 01:49:33,679
mr crowley sweat hey sweater weather

2790
01:49:37,830 --> 01:49:36,320
it's sweater weather of globe stuff is

2791
01:49:38,950 --> 01:49:37,840
this sweater weather up there with you

2792
01:49:41,430 --> 01:49:38,960
big willie

2793
01:49:44,149 --> 01:49:41,440
sorry i mean it's 35 degrees it's not

2794
01:49:46,950 --> 01:49:44,159
that bad with no wind it's not that bad

2795
01:49:48,470 --> 01:49:46,960
it's it's like 76 here right now

2796
01:49:51,830 --> 01:49:48,480
it's gonna be like 84 on christmas i

2797
01:49:58,709 --> 01:49:51,840
can't wait this is so [\h__\h] awesome um

2798
01:50:01,270 --> 01:49:59,910
right now i don't even know if it'll

2799
01:50:03,510 --> 01:50:01,280
happen for sure

2800
01:50:06,470 --> 01:50:03,520
but ben will probably whip his nipples

2801
01:50:08,390 --> 01:50:06,480
out if you want fifty dollars right now

2802
01:50:10,550 --> 01:50:08,400
he'll literally rip his shirt open for

2803
01:50:12,310 --> 01:50:10,560
you and expose nipples

2804
01:50:13,830 --> 01:50:12,320
expose nipples dude listen i've got

2805
01:50:14,870 --> 01:50:13,840
confidence in him yeah i'm not going to

2806
01:50:17,270 --> 01:50:14,880
say it's going to happen but it'll

2807
01:50:19,109 --> 01:50:17,280
probably be the last 50 dollars he'll

2808
01:50:20,790 --> 01:50:19,119
make it happen fast all he needs is he

2809
01:50:24,470 --> 01:50:20,800
i'll make sure

2810
01:50:26,629 --> 01:50:24,480
you need heat i told you

2811
01:50:29,350 --> 01:50:26,639
i told you the greatest movie

2812
01:50:31,669 --> 01:50:29,360
my buddy now we went to washington dc

2813
01:50:33,910 --> 01:50:31,679
look it's our repeating i told you

2814
01:50:35,430 --> 01:50:33,920
you need heat

2815
01:50:50,950 --> 01:50:35,440
i told you

2816
01:50:58,390 --> 01:50:52,870
screen ben don't you [\h__\h] foot this

2817
01:51:01,270 --> 01:50:59,990
[\h__\h] my french doesn't i doing here

2818
01:51:04,550 --> 01:51:01,280
you're talking about

2819
01:51:09,730 --> 01:51:04,560
get me out of here put me backstage

2820
01:51:09,740 --> 01:51:18,830
[Music]

2821
01:51:23,910 --> 01:51:21,830
music i gotta slap the bag next that's

2822
01:51:24,950 --> 01:51:23,920
what's uh gonna slap the bag next i'm

2823
01:51:29,270 --> 01:51:24,960
just telling you what

2824
01:51:32,950 --> 01:51:31,830
we love you guys okay

2825
01:51:36,550 --> 01:51:32,960
we love you

2826
01:51:38,229 --> 01:51:36,560
fab fact honestly just thank you for

2827
01:51:42,870 --> 01:51:38,239
everyone who's up in here super chat

2828
01:51:54,070 --> 01:51:45,270
you're welcome simon i don't know i wish

2829
01:51:58,470 --> 01:51:55,589
i don't know i i feel kind of like a

2830
01:52:00,870 --> 01:51:58,480
[\h__\h] doing this

2831
01:52:07,750 --> 01:52:00,880
with my damn nipples out dude look you

2832
01:52:12,870 --> 01:52:10,629
we've officially made like 240 bucks hey

2833
01:52:15,669 --> 01:52:12,880
you better slap someone tips 25 or

2834
01:52:18,310 --> 01:52:15,679
combined tips of 25. ben will slap the

2835
01:52:20,950 --> 01:52:18,320
bag right now okay

2836
01:52:24,310 --> 01:52:20,960
we're man whoring him out my bottle if i

2837
01:52:25,500 --> 01:52:24,320
need to i'll slap this i'll stroke this

2838
01:52:28,120 --> 01:52:25,510
for you for

2839
01:52:29,510 --> 01:52:28,130
[Laughter]

2840
01:52:30,629 --> 01:52:29,520
[Music]

2841
01:52:32,709 --> 01:52:30,639
my 15.

2842
01:52:35,030 --> 01:52:32,719
anyways back to important stuff we are

2843
01:52:37,109 --> 01:52:35,040
watching so seriously guys we're man

2844
01:52:38,470 --> 01:52:37,119
whoring hard tonight and it's okay we've

2845
01:52:39,430 --> 01:52:38,480
got bills to pay we need to keep the

2846
01:52:41,430 --> 01:52:39,440
lights on here

2847
01:52:43,189 --> 01:52:41,440
you guys help us do that thank you

2848
01:52:45,270 --> 01:52:43,199
guys you guys help us keep the garage

2849
01:52:46,950 --> 01:52:45,280
lights on and keep those let's keep to

2850
01:52:47,990 --> 01:52:46,960
keep them running keep them running warm

2851
01:52:53,350 --> 01:52:48,000
putting the gas in the tanks and all

2852
01:52:56,870 --> 01:52:55,430
that reminds me of um that was a water

2853
01:52:59,270 --> 01:52:56,880
boy she showed me her boobies and i

2854
01:53:02,390 --> 01:52:59,280
liked them

2855
01:53:04,390 --> 01:53:02,400
water boy hell yeah oh man did they ever

2856
01:53:22,790 --> 01:53:04,400
catch that guy gorilla that escaped the

2857
01:53:25,669 --> 01:53:24,070
whatever you do please do not let the

2858
01:53:27,270 --> 01:53:25,679
boys drink that water

2859
01:53:31,189 --> 01:53:27,280
whatever you do

2860
01:53:33,189 --> 01:53:31,199
do not let the boy drink that water we

2861
01:53:36,470 --> 01:53:33,199
did an episode where we

2862
01:53:39,189 --> 01:53:36,480
we did that or we did an episode where

2863
01:53:42,470 --> 01:53:39,199
we had the audio to that shoulder movies

2864
01:53:44,149 --> 01:53:42,480
and i like them too hello

2865
01:53:46,709 --> 01:53:44,159
vicky vallacourt

2866
01:53:48,070 --> 01:53:46,719
oh mr crowley says he got crap for 170

2867
01:53:49,830 --> 01:53:48,080
he feels like we put on more of a show

2868
01:53:51,189 --> 01:53:49,840
with me maybe add background music i

2869
01:53:52,629 --> 01:53:51,199
don't know

2870
01:53:54,070 --> 01:53:52,639
bro we should have that queued up we

2871
01:53:56,709 --> 01:53:54,080
should have had like the pink panther

2872
01:54:01,189 --> 01:53:58,310
you get done like one at a time like

2873
01:54:04,070 --> 01:54:01,199
yeah almost almost

2874
01:54:05,189 --> 01:54:04,080
oh there's a thing isn't it like i mean

2875
01:54:08,149 --> 01:54:05,199
van gogh

2876
01:54:11,270 --> 01:54:08,159
what's up let me tell you for a flat

2877
01:54:14,149 --> 01:54:11,280
rate tip of 25 ben will show one whole

2878
01:54:18,790 --> 01:54:16,870
flat rate of what

2879
01:54:20,870 --> 01:54:18,800
twenty five dollars

2880
01:54:23,350 --> 01:54:20,880
oh where's that i gotta see it oh [\h__\h]

2881
01:54:25,830 --> 01:54:23,360
van gogh

2882
01:54:27,910 --> 01:54:25,840
um but we were watching elf tonight guys

2883
01:54:30,870 --> 01:54:27,920
mr mr crowley wanted to show us

2884
01:54:32,149 --> 01:54:30,880
something earlier he did that's what it

2885
01:54:33,990 --> 01:54:32,159
was

2886
01:54:35,589 --> 01:54:34,000
we should we should send them we should

2887
01:54:37,750 --> 01:54:35,599
send them a small link

2888
01:54:40,470 --> 01:54:37,760
and you can show us something mr crowley

2889
01:54:44,390 --> 01:54:40,480
oh jesus honestly though we're live

2890
01:54:52,470 --> 01:54:47,910
why should we want some milk too

2891
01:54:53,910 --> 01:54:52,480
let me see it dude we need some oh hey

2892
01:54:56,310 --> 01:54:53,920
you guys have all watched his apartment

2893
01:54:58,470 --> 01:54:56,320
he's the milkman big willie aka the

2894
01:55:00,790 --> 01:54:58,480
milkman whatever you need

2895
01:55:03,390 --> 01:55:00,800
we're getting milkman t-shirts made

2896
01:55:05,430 --> 01:55:03,400
eggnog i'm your man

2897
01:55:07,510 --> 01:55:05,440
[Laughter]

2898
01:55:10,229 --> 01:55:07,520
oh my god willie

2899
01:55:13,350 --> 01:55:10,239
if sick but smooth if you were to ever

2900
01:55:16,390 --> 01:55:13,360
lactate as a man it would it would be it

2901
01:55:18,629 --> 01:55:16,400
would be eggnog that's the flavor

2902
01:55:21,430 --> 01:55:18,639
full of nutrients we would be strong as

2903
01:55:23,430 --> 01:55:21,440
[\h__\h] and we think about it so strong

2904
01:55:25,990 --> 01:55:23,440
what flavor would i say

2905
01:55:27,430 --> 01:55:26,000
about the nutrients oh my god what has

2906
01:55:29,669 --> 01:55:27,440
happened to this podcast what flavor

2907
01:55:46,550 --> 01:55:29,679
would i be dude

2908
01:55:50,470 --> 01:55:48,790
was it nesquiks who was the famous like

2909
01:55:53,109 --> 01:55:50,480
back in the day the 90s commercial early

2910
01:55:57,430 --> 01:55:53,119
2000s late 90s and it'd be like it was

2911
01:56:03,030 --> 01:56:00,629
more oval team please

2912
01:56:05,669 --> 01:56:03,040
yeah it's like breakfast in a cup dude

2913
01:56:07,750 --> 01:56:05,679
yeah my my milk would be uh my the

2914
01:56:09,589 --> 01:56:07,760
nutrients in my milk would be uh diet dr

2915
01:56:10,950 --> 01:56:09,599
pepper and cheeseburger

2916
01:56:12,070 --> 01:56:10,960
meat

2917
01:56:12,830 --> 01:56:12,080
that's what i thought you were gonna say

2918
01:56:15,270 --> 01:56:12,840
for

2919
01:56:17,910 --> 01:56:15,280
me you're gonna be like a doctor wrapper

2920
01:56:20,950 --> 01:56:17,920
milkshake dude yeah

2921
01:56:23,589 --> 01:56:20,960
you still said baloney favor

2922
01:56:25,990 --> 01:56:23,599
my milk would taste favorite my my milk

2923
01:56:28,870 --> 01:56:26,000
would be bong water flavor unless you

2924
01:56:30,149 --> 01:56:28,880
fry that bologna come on everybody

2925
01:56:32,470 --> 01:56:30,159
they've been already been on some hard

2926
01:56:33,750 --> 01:56:32,480
times ever fried some balloon knock

2927
01:56:36,950 --> 01:56:33,760
baloney

2928
01:56:38,709 --> 01:56:36,960
and they put the mustard with it

2929
01:56:39,910 --> 01:56:38,719
but what that means just just don't

2930
01:56:41,589 --> 01:56:39,920
understand

2931
01:56:43,270 --> 01:56:41,599
i just thought that was hilarious

2932
01:56:45,109 --> 01:56:43,280
they'll understand they'll understand

2933
01:56:47,189 --> 01:56:45,119
what does that mean melissa tell us what

2934
01:56:49,669 --> 01:56:47,199
we'll understand us understand or

2935
01:56:51,750 --> 01:56:49,679
everybody else understand

2936
01:56:53,990 --> 01:56:51,760
what are we going to mean yeah

2937
01:56:55,510 --> 01:56:54,000
melissa has to clean up she said every

2938
01:56:58,070 --> 01:56:55,520
time after she doesn't

2939
01:57:00,229 --> 01:56:58,080
melissa's been in the chat the past week

2940
01:57:02,550 --> 01:57:00,239
she's relatively newish

2941
01:57:03,910 --> 01:57:02,560
she's new-ish but she's but she's been

2942
01:57:06,070 --> 01:57:03,920
there for a while she's like she's

2943
01:57:07,669 --> 01:57:06,080
newish you know yeah who's melissa

2944
01:57:09,270 --> 01:57:07,679
where's melissa from

2945
01:57:10,950 --> 01:57:09,280
for a hundred dollar donation to

2946
01:57:14,390 --> 01:57:10,960
paranormal chop shop i'll personally

2947
01:57:15,510 --> 01:57:14,400
manscape you holy jesus christ dude

2948
01:57:17,750 --> 01:57:15,520
what

2949
01:57:20,229 --> 01:57:17,760
chad is out here man whoring all their

2950
01:57:21,669 --> 01:57:20,239
podcasts not even his own

2951
01:57:23,990 --> 01:57:21,679
just literally

2952
01:57:26,709 --> 01:57:24,000
naming podcasts at this point like

2953
01:57:29,510 --> 01:57:26,719
hundred dollars i'll personally manscape

2954
01:57:32,070 --> 01:57:29,520
you dude i'll i'll actually i'll i'll

2955
01:57:35,430 --> 01:57:32,080
throw into that donation and send you

2956
01:57:36,470 --> 01:57:35,440
my uh manscape sponsored uh lawnmower

2957
01:57:39,430 --> 01:57:36,480
that i

2958
01:57:41,830 --> 01:57:39,440
okay i'll be at 2.0 i did the 2.0 was

2959
01:57:45,270 --> 01:57:41,840
pretty dope though but only on his chin

2960
01:57:47,030 --> 01:57:45,280
only on my my nose calls dude

2961
01:57:49,189 --> 01:57:47,040
i saved it

2962
01:57:52,390 --> 01:57:49,199
but actually after they were like hey we

2963
01:57:54,950 --> 01:57:52,400
know uh you don't have uh as many

2964
01:57:56,390 --> 01:57:54,960
listeners as we thought you did uh i was

2965
01:57:58,720 --> 01:57:56,400
like you know what [\h__\h] it i'm shaving

2966
01:58:00,709 --> 01:57:58,730
my balls so i did shave my balls

2967
01:58:02,709 --> 01:58:00,719
[Music]

2968
01:58:04,950 --> 01:58:02,719
and merry christmas god bless you

2969
01:58:07,830 --> 01:58:04,960
everyone we now know that the the the

2970
01:58:09,589 --> 01:58:07,840
bells are clean and the

2971
01:58:12,629 --> 01:58:09,599
the the decorations for the tree are

2972
01:58:14,629 --> 01:58:12,639
fully manscaped oh yeah yeah this one

2973
01:58:17,189 --> 01:58:14,639
wes wants to know what it takes for my

2974
01:58:17,990 --> 01:58:17,199
famous helicopter and uh i just have to

2975
01:58:19,910 --> 01:58:18,000
say

2976
01:58:21,350 --> 01:58:19,920
it's not really a helicopter it's more

2977
01:58:23,109 --> 01:58:21,360
of one of those things that like you

2978
01:58:25,030 --> 01:58:23,119
want at the arcade like when you had a

2979
01:58:26,629 --> 01:58:25,040
bunch of tickets and you spin it real

2980
01:58:29,510 --> 01:58:26,639
fast in your hand and it flies up in the

2981
01:58:30,870 --> 01:58:29,520
air real quick it's more like that

2982
01:58:33,030 --> 01:58:30,880
it's not really like a full-on

2983
01:58:34,950 --> 01:58:33,040
helicopter it's it's it's a little more

2984
01:58:36,470 --> 01:58:34,960
handheld you know but

2985
01:58:38,629 --> 01:58:36,480
but joe are we saying you could throw up

2986
01:58:40,629 --> 01:58:38,639
a solid light switch

2987
01:58:43,750 --> 01:58:40,639
light switch it all day oh yeah we could

2988
01:58:57,030 --> 01:58:43,760
lights we can just light switch oh yeah

2989
01:59:00,870 --> 01:58:58,950
tammy wants to see this joe she said for

2990
01:59:03,830 --> 01:59:00,880
a video of that i'll pay a thousand

2991
01:59:05,189 --> 01:59:03,840
dollars

2992
01:59:07,109 --> 01:59:05,199
there's about to be so many wiener

2993
01:59:10,560 --> 01:59:07,119
videos made bro should we just start an

2994
01:59:21,270 --> 01:59:13,030
[Music]

2995
01:59:24,709 --> 01:59:22,950
that's what she said too

2996
01:59:25,669 --> 01:59:24,719
honestly

2997
01:59:28,550 --> 01:59:25,679
so

2998
01:59:31,910 --> 01:59:28,560
at this point uh thin lizzie if you tip

2999
01:59:33,750 --> 01:59:31,920
or super chat uh even just a dollar at

3000
01:59:35,910 --> 01:59:33,760
this point then

3001
01:59:37,750 --> 01:59:35,920
we'll be shown nipples will be shown

3002
01:59:42,310 --> 01:59:37,760
honestly it will happen for you i've

3003
01:59:47,910 --> 01:59:44,470
bro she's got some experiences

3004
01:59:50,149 --> 01:59:47,920
i know stuff i know who she is

3005
01:59:52,550 --> 01:59:50,159
what have we done

3006
01:59:54,709 --> 01:59:52,560
um melissa you know you've all created

3007
01:59:55,990 --> 01:59:54,719
this monster you guys always throw that

3008
01:59:59,189 --> 01:59:56,000
banana but the

3009
02:00:00,790 --> 01:59:59,199
banana kind of mushy sometimes

3010
02:00:03,030 --> 02:00:00,800
well it's always slipping up in here

3011
02:00:04,470 --> 02:00:03,040
wanting like sexual pillows of chad

3012
02:00:06,260 --> 02:00:04,480
smith

3013
02:00:08,470 --> 02:00:06,270
bro if you play this music right now

3014
02:00:10,709 --> 02:00:08,480
[Music]

3015
02:00:14,629 --> 02:00:10,719
yeah yeah

3016
02:00:21,250 --> 02:00:15,990
oh oh

3017
02:00:28,790 --> 02:00:24,070
[Music]

3018
02:00:37,430 --> 02:00:30,160
solid

3019
02:00:37,440 --> 02:00:46,560
oh

3020
02:00:46,570 --> 02:00:52,310
[Music]

3021
02:00:55,830 --> 02:00:53,910
that guy looks a lot like somebody who

3022
02:00:57,910 --> 02:00:55,840
ran some stuff in germany and i always

3023
02:00:59,589 --> 02:00:57,920
felt uncomfortable seeing him as a child

3024
02:01:02,470 --> 02:00:59,599
and i was always like is that

3025
02:01:04,310 --> 02:01:02,480
wait what is that the guy from the the

3026
02:01:09,430 --> 02:01:04,320
thing with the people that was like the

3027
02:01:14,070 --> 02:01:12,470
look at him look at him you realize what

3028
02:01:17,109 --> 02:01:14,080
i said

3029
02:01:18,470 --> 02:01:17,119
he ran some stuff in germany

3030
02:01:22,229 --> 02:01:18,480
that thing

3031
02:01:25,910 --> 02:01:22,239
he looks exactly like mr wolfenstein

3032
02:01:29,270 --> 02:01:25,920
it just it just hit me

3033
02:01:30,950 --> 02:01:29,280
oh yes melissa pineapple

3034
02:01:32,950 --> 02:01:30,960
but my safe word is

3035
02:01:34,870 --> 02:01:32,960
just pineapple not pineapple is it is it

3036
02:01:37,109 --> 02:01:34,880
a regular pineapple or an upside down

3037
02:01:38,500 --> 02:01:37,119
pineapple if we're upside down we

3038
02:01:43,350 --> 02:01:38,510
definitely need to say pineapple

3039
02:01:44,950 --> 02:01:43,360
[Laughter]

3040
02:01:47,510 --> 02:01:44,960
i'll say it

3041
02:01:49,510 --> 02:01:47,520
pineapple um

3042
02:01:50,950 --> 02:01:49,520
i god's sake i feel like we're gonna

3043
02:01:52,790 --> 02:01:50,960
listen back to this it's been so like

3044
02:01:54,149 --> 02:01:52,800
since i've drank and i'm like oh my god

3045
02:01:55,990 --> 02:01:54,159
what have we done you're gonna lie i

3046
02:02:00,229 --> 02:01:56,000
just wanted to point out again from elf

3047
02:02:02,229 --> 02:02:00,239
guys oh hello vanessa and how's austin

3048
02:02:03,430 --> 02:02:02,239
he's asleep

3049
02:02:04,629 --> 02:02:03,440
you didn't

3050
02:02:07,830 --> 02:02:04,639
no

3051
02:02:10,149 --> 02:02:07,840
i made him sleep on the sofa vanessa

3052
02:02:11,189 --> 02:02:10,159
i'm proud of you

3053
02:02:12,550 --> 02:02:11,199
why

3054
02:02:14,709 --> 02:02:12,560
because

3055
02:02:17,030 --> 02:02:14,719
you've managed to resist austin power's

3056
02:02:18,950 --> 02:02:17,040
child she's so hard but god knows he

3057
02:02:21,589 --> 02:02:18,960
tried mommy i actually have to end up

3058
02:02:23,510 --> 02:02:21,599
being on the phone with him

3059
02:02:26,229 --> 02:02:23,520
joe that's what your gesture looks like

3060
02:02:28,709 --> 02:02:26,239
darling you have to understand yeah baby

3061
02:02:30,310 --> 02:02:28,719
in britain yeah in the 60s

3062
02:02:34,470 --> 02:02:30,320
you could be a sex symbol and still

3063
02:02:40,950 --> 02:02:37,990
me no of course not i was married to

3064
02:02:42,310 --> 02:02:40,960
your father did you ever want to

3065
02:02:58,310 --> 02:02:42,320
austin is

3066
02:03:05,270 --> 02:03:01,189
you didn't answer my question

3067
02:03:08,229 --> 02:03:07,109
ben those nips are getting a lot of work

3068
02:03:11,430 --> 02:03:08,239
tonight you're gonna have to put some

3069
02:03:13,189 --> 02:03:11,440
ice on bro get them nips out full screen

3070
02:03:16,310 --> 02:03:13,199
and i want pink panther slow motion

3071
02:03:18,070 --> 02:03:16,320
music with it don't you dare

3072
02:03:19,589 --> 02:03:18,080
speak to me bro honestly no it's been

3073
02:03:21,189 --> 02:03:19,599
too long

3074
02:03:23,540 --> 02:03:21,199
okay well no i'm gonna have to go mommy

3075
02:03:27,510 --> 02:03:23,550
could i love you

3076
02:03:29,510 --> 02:03:27,520
[Music]

3077
02:03:31,750 --> 02:03:29,520
chad just for you

3078
02:03:33,430 --> 02:03:31,760
can we even show this on youtube guys

3079
02:03:35,189 --> 02:03:33,440
like how much can we show before they're

3080
02:03:36,070 --> 02:03:35,199
playing

3081
02:03:37,589 --> 02:03:36,080
look at the

3082
02:03:39,510 --> 02:03:37,599
camera

3083
02:03:42,629 --> 02:03:39,520
i don't know if you notice willie but we

3084
02:03:45,510 --> 02:03:42,639
do whatever we want people we want here

3085
02:03:49,189 --> 02:03:47,350
youtube is like hey you can't do that

3086
02:03:51,270 --> 02:03:49,199
we're like oh yeah

3087
02:03:54,390 --> 02:03:51,280
watch next week

3088
02:03:56,629 --> 02:03:54,400
we're going to do it longer

3089
02:03:58,870 --> 02:03:56,639
you can't monetize it and we're like

3090
02:04:01,270 --> 02:03:58,880
yeah okay bye

3091
02:04:03,910 --> 02:04:01,280
strike incoming you know what they need

3092
02:04:05,430 --> 02:04:03,920
us honestly you can't strike when we are

3093
02:04:06,709 --> 02:04:05,440
the striker

3094
02:04:09,270 --> 02:04:06,719
okay

3095
02:04:12,550 --> 02:04:09,280
you can't undertake the undertaker he is

3096
02:04:15,750 --> 02:04:12,560
the undertaker we're the ufo garage aka

3097
02:04:19,430 --> 02:04:18,470
i just i just wanted to show up uh just

3098
02:04:21,750 --> 02:04:19,440
uh

3099
02:04:22,950 --> 02:04:21,760
i look i have this tool that i use in

3100
02:04:25,350 --> 02:04:22,960
product photography i thought it would

3101
02:04:27,589 --> 02:04:25,360
be hilarious if i did this

3102
02:04:29,589 --> 02:04:27,599
it's it's a it's tweezers like the way

3103
02:04:32,870 --> 02:04:29,599
used for food photography like how

3104
02:04:38,310 --> 02:04:36,390
i didn't even show your nipple

3105
02:04:40,390 --> 02:04:38,320
you're the worst strip dude you've been

3106
02:04:41,830 --> 02:04:40,400
like the worst trips ever for your wife

3107
02:04:42,550 --> 02:04:41,840
you're like babe i got something planned

3108
02:04:44,310 --> 02:04:42,560
tonight she's like what are you gonna

3109
02:04:45,510 --> 02:04:44,320
plant it like it's super sexy it's a

3110
02:04:47,189 --> 02:04:45,520
plant number one

3111
02:04:48,390 --> 02:04:47,199
and you come in with metal weird-looking

3112
02:04:51,270 --> 02:04:48,400
tweezers what are you gonna do with that

3113
02:04:55,270 --> 02:04:52,790
there's no me playing you're just like

3114
02:04:57,589 --> 02:04:55,280
ripping plastic tape off of your body in

3115
02:05:01,589 --> 02:04:57,599
random places you have no idea how

3116
02:05:03,189 --> 02:05:01,599
accurate that is mr crowley said you

3117
02:05:05,510 --> 02:05:03,199
you you is

3118
02:05:07,430 --> 02:05:05,520
frenzied me

3119
02:05:10,950 --> 02:05:07,440
mr crowley we

3120
02:05:14,550 --> 02:05:10,960
you use these friend easy me ever

3121
02:05:16,629 --> 02:05:14,560
he likes simon simon once honestly ben

3122
02:05:18,149 --> 02:05:16,639
i'll narrate if you just make yourself a

3123
02:05:20,390 --> 02:05:18,159
full screen

3124
02:05:22,709 --> 02:05:20,400
or bigger screen i'll write you removing

3125
02:05:24,709 --> 02:05:22,719
your nipples simon wales just wants a

3126
02:05:26,709 --> 02:05:24,719
little bit for ten dollars no and

3127
02:05:29,030 --> 02:05:26,719
obviously honestly simon has tipped

3128
02:05:31,910 --> 02:05:29,040
almost fifty dollars tonight simon

3129
02:05:33,589 --> 02:05:31,920
deserves his own his own uh

3130
02:05:35,510 --> 02:05:33,599
private cast

3131
02:05:37,830 --> 02:05:35,520
podcast

3132
02:05:38,870 --> 02:05:37,840
we're going to fly to you me

3133
02:05:42,149 --> 02:05:38,880
william

3134
02:05:44,709 --> 02:05:42,159
podcast me joe really are going to fly

3135
02:05:46,390 --> 02:05:44,719
to simon you're going to be on the show

3136
02:05:48,709 --> 02:05:46,400
we're going to explore the outback we're

3137
02:05:51,189 --> 02:05:48,719
like congratulations simon we've made

3138
02:05:53,109 --> 02:05:51,199
you your own podcast you now broadcast

3139
02:05:55,669 --> 02:05:53,119
bro could you imagine just drinking some

3140
02:05:57,510 --> 02:05:55,679
drinks with simon though going to a

3141
02:06:00,069 --> 02:05:57,520
rough bar and like getting in a bar

3142
02:06:03,270 --> 02:06:00,079
fight in australia

3143
02:06:06,390 --> 02:06:05,109
there would be so many boomerangs

3144
02:06:07,830 --> 02:06:06,400
everywhere

3145
02:06:09,189 --> 02:06:07,840
is that a thing can we do that because

3146
02:06:11,270 --> 02:06:09,199
we be the weird three guys that just

3147
02:06:13,270 --> 02:06:11,280
pull out boomerangs and everybody else

3148
02:06:15,270 --> 02:06:13,280
they don't have they don't have guns in

3149
02:06:17,589 --> 02:06:15,280
australia they have knives they had to

3150
02:06:19,430 --> 02:06:17,599
buy back so like they don't have guns in

3151
02:06:21,910 --> 02:06:19,440
australia so everybody carries around

3152
02:06:24,310 --> 02:06:21,920
boomerangs because like boomerangs came

3153
02:06:26,149 --> 02:06:24,320
from australia so there's obviously got

3154
02:06:29,189 --> 02:06:26,159
to be way more boomerangs than guns in

3155
02:06:31,270 --> 02:06:29,199
australia right i mean that's obvious

3156
02:06:35,750 --> 02:06:31,280
that could be a thing

3157
02:06:39,430 --> 02:06:35,760
didn't you everybody crash bandicoot

3158
02:06:43,669 --> 02:06:39,440
oh my god i love that game

3159
02:06:47,510 --> 02:06:45,510
that dude was so unique for the design

3160
02:06:49,189 --> 02:06:47,520
of how it ran towards you it was one of

3161
02:06:52,629 --> 02:06:49,199
the first games ever in the user

3162
02:06:55,109 --> 02:06:52,639
interface design to where you could not

3163
02:06:56,629 --> 02:06:55,119
see where you were going you could only

3164
02:06:59,750 --> 02:06:56,639
see what was happening behind you in

3165
02:07:01,510 --> 02:06:59,760
some of the missions yes it was so

3166
02:07:02,709 --> 02:07:01,520
groundbreaking guys and you didn't

3167
02:07:04,470 --> 02:07:02,719
understand there was an ice fight where

3168
02:07:06,629 --> 02:07:04,480
there's like an ice arena and you had to

3169
02:07:08,310 --> 02:07:06,639
like try and ram each other off of it

3170
02:07:09,189 --> 02:07:08,320
and you could get super boosters and

3171
02:07:13,830 --> 02:07:09,199
stuff

3172
02:07:15,430 --> 02:07:13,840
of ice

3173
02:07:17,170 --> 02:07:15,440
sorry to bring it up for the thirty

3174
02:07:19,750 --> 02:07:17,180
thousand thousands do you smoke

3175
02:07:21,430 --> 02:07:19,760
[Music]

3176
02:07:23,589 --> 02:07:21,440
speaking of ice

3177
02:07:26,390 --> 02:07:23,599
cream speaking of guys i watched the

3178
02:07:28,069 --> 02:07:26,400
movie elf tonight with my children's

3179
02:07:30,790 --> 02:07:28,079
children's children you know

3180
02:07:31,830 --> 02:07:30,800
and i was like bro how what a dick move

3181
02:07:34,629 --> 02:07:31,840
on santa's

3182
02:07:37,030 --> 02:07:34,639
part uh elf figures out he's not he's

3183
02:07:38,629 --> 02:07:37,040
not an elf he's really sad he passes out

3184
02:07:40,870 --> 02:07:38,639
he almost kills another nice little elf

3185
02:07:44,229 --> 02:07:40,880
man right he falls on him he's like

3186
02:07:47,270 --> 02:07:44,239
buddy i can't breathe right and and and

3187
02:07:48,629 --> 02:07:47,280
they send elf right buddy the elf off on

3188
02:07:50,870 --> 02:07:48,639
a piece of ice

3189
02:07:53,350 --> 02:07:50,880
like well good luck you know hop on your

3190
02:07:56,310 --> 02:07:53,360
square piece of ice and shut just chug

3191
02:07:58,069 --> 02:07:56,320
on off good luck and for the fun of it

3192
02:07:59,910 --> 02:07:58,079
he shows up in the show it was only like

3193
02:08:01,350 --> 02:07:59,920
a week or two before christmas and they

3194
02:08:03,990 --> 02:08:01,360
send them off they're like go find your

3195
02:08:04,790 --> 02:08:04,000
dad yeah hi my name's buddy

3196
02:08:06,709 --> 02:08:04,800
right

3197
02:08:08,950 --> 02:08:06,719
and they sent him off to new york new

3198
02:08:10,629 --> 02:08:08,960
york i looked it up guys

3199
02:08:11,830 --> 02:08:10,639
i looked it up and it wasn't easy

3200
02:08:13,189 --> 02:08:11,840
because they said they don't know where

3201
02:08:15,109 --> 02:08:13,199
the north pole is actually at because

3202
02:08:17,030 --> 02:08:15,119
it's in the ocean and it's an ever

3203
02:08:18,709 --> 02:08:17,040
floating piece of ice but i looked up

3204
02:08:20,950 --> 02:08:18,719
the walking dead that's i'm going to

3205
02:08:22,709 --> 02:08:20,960
tell you right now i did the math

3206
02:08:24,790 --> 02:08:22,719
it's like 22 minutes on average for

3207
02:08:26,950 --> 02:08:24,800
human beings to walk a mile

3208
02:08:29,109 --> 02:08:26,960
okay it was 3

3209
02:08:31,030 --> 02:08:29,119
245 miles

3210
02:08:33,430 --> 02:08:31,040
and based on that math it would have

3211
02:08:35,510 --> 02:08:33,440
taken buddy the elf nonstop walking on

3212
02:08:37,589 --> 02:08:35,520
average of 22 minutes a mile

3213
02:08:40,629 --> 02:08:37,599
49 and a half days

3214
02:08:43,510 --> 02:08:40,639
so that movie is a falsehood and i just

3215
02:08:45,430 --> 02:08:43,520
want to put it out there

3216
02:08:47,189 --> 02:08:45,440
will ferrell if you're listening stop

3217
02:08:49,589 --> 02:08:47,199
poisoning our children's minds

3218
02:08:51,510 --> 02:08:49,599
with your false magnification

3219
02:08:53,750 --> 02:08:51,520
just put him out there hold on do we

3220
02:08:56,870 --> 02:08:53,760
know when buddy the elf

3221
02:08:58,470 --> 02:08:56,880
set upon his journey we know we grew the

3222
02:09:00,790 --> 02:08:58,480
lincoln tunnel

3223
02:09:03,189 --> 02:09:00,800
with we know when he started lincoln he

3224
02:09:05,030 --> 02:09:03,199
gave the hugs to the the raccoon i love

3225
02:09:07,430 --> 02:09:05,040
that you did that math though by the god

3226
02:09:08,629 --> 02:09:07,440
damn it i'm just so like sitting there

3227
02:09:10,870 --> 02:09:08,639
my wife's like are you doing your phone

3228
02:09:12,229 --> 02:09:10,880
i was like i'll figure some stuff out

3229
02:09:13,510 --> 02:09:12,239
i'm like i'm going for the important

3230
02:09:14,709 --> 02:09:13,520
stuff right now

3231
02:09:15,910 --> 02:09:14,719
i didn't know that we didn't know what

3232
02:09:18,069 --> 02:09:15,920
the north pole was i thought there was

3233
02:09:20,629 --> 02:09:18,079
an actual like north pole they said no

3234
02:09:23,109 --> 02:09:20,639
one owns the north pole russia has stuck

3235
02:09:25,109 --> 02:09:23,119
a steel titanium flag there i believe in

3236
02:09:26,069 --> 02:09:25,119
2007

3237
02:09:28,069 --> 02:09:26,079
maybe

3238
02:09:29,589 --> 02:09:28,079
but no one technically owns it and

3239
02:09:32,149 --> 02:09:29,599
apparently it's just a floating piece of

3240
02:09:35,990 --> 02:09:32,159
ice in the ocean i was like what does

3241
02:09:39,589 --> 02:09:36,000
that even mean then what like

3242
02:09:48,709 --> 02:09:39,599
yeah i said you saw the dude about elf

3243
02:09:53,510 --> 02:09:51,030
no it's on my alienware thank you very

3244
02:09:55,189 --> 02:09:53,520
much oh man

3245
02:09:57,030 --> 02:09:55,199
fake i'm calling fake on that movie

3246
02:09:58,830 --> 02:09:57,040
tammy i'm telling you i did the math on

3247
02:10:00,390 --> 02:09:58,840
location

3248
02:10:05,189 --> 02:10:00,400
fake

3249
02:10:06,629 --> 02:10:05,199
saying deep oh dude alph was badass i

3250
02:10:08,870 --> 02:10:06,639
love the alf

3251
02:10:10,550 --> 02:10:08,880
hey wait i forgot my one like actual

3252
02:10:12,229 --> 02:10:10,560
like piece of information i wanted to

3253
02:10:16,229 --> 02:10:12,239
bring tonight that was like worth maybe

3254
02:10:19,270 --> 02:10:17,750
i'll wait for ben to pull up his thing

3255
02:10:20,629 --> 02:10:19,280
here before i bring up my one piece of

3256
02:10:21,510 --> 02:10:20,639
information that might be working after

3257
02:10:23,910 --> 02:10:21,520
this

3258
02:10:26,550 --> 02:10:23,920
yes i want to hear the information

3259
02:10:27,589 --> 02:10:26,560
okay okay play it play it do it

3260
02:10:29,189 --> 02:10:27,599
oh i thought you were going to play the

3261
02:10:30,950 --> 02:10:29,199
cat

3262
02:10:34,709 --> 02:10:30,960
jet come on ben show your license your

3263
02:10:38,629 --> 02:10:37,030
you know that i've done that bro how do

3264
02:10:44,709 --> 02:10:38,639
you have so many times what is going do

3265
02:10:52,790 --> 02:10:47,669
this is elf as a thriller

3266
02:10:57,350 --> 02:10:54,069
yeah i think someone sent you a

3267
02:10:59,189 --> 02:10:57,360
christmas gram

3268
02:11:00,870 --> 02:10:59,199
as a thriller excuse me yeah it has a

3269
02:11:04,629 --> 02:11:00,880
thriller

3270
02:11:06,870 --> 02:11:04,639
i'm here to see a walter hobbs

3271
02:11:09,910 --> 02:11:06,880
dad

3272
02:11:12,069 --> 02:11:09,920
i walked all day and night to find you

3273
02:11:14,790 --> 02:11:12,079
look like you came from the north pole

3274
02:11:16,069 --> 02:11:14,800
that's exactly where i came from

3275
02:11:19,750 --> 02:11:16,079
it's a little complicated but it's

3276
02:11:32,900 --> 02:11:22,790
he thinks he's in hell

3277
02:11:32,910 --> 02:11:37,189
[Music]

3278
02:11:41,990 --> 02:11:39,589
guess what i love you i love you i love

3279
02:11:42,000 --> 02:11:48,790
you get the hell out of here

3280
02:11:48,800 --> 02:11:56,690
what do you want some money

3281
02:11:59,589 --> 02:11:58,069
[Music]

3282
02:12:01,189 --> 02:11:59,599
looks like a christmas tree he's

3283
02:12:02,540 --> 02:12:01,199
probably just referring to a state of

3284
02:12:03,990 --> 02:12:02,550
childlike dependency

3285
02:12:06,149 --> 02:12:04,000
[Music]

3286
02:12:07,910 --> 02:12:06,159
we can't we can't leave him alone but he

3287
02:12:10,550 --> 02:12:07,920
needs us to be nurtured they were just

3288
02:12:13,910 --> 02:12:10,560
having a little fun fun so felonies are

3289
02:12:15,830 --> 02:12:13,920
fun introduce him to emily and mike

3290
02:12:17,430 --> 02:12:15,840
once he comes to terms with reality he

3291
02:12:24,510 --> 02:12:17,440
should drop the whole health and move up

3292
02:12:24,520 --> 02:12:30,310
[Music]

3293
02:12:32,980 --> 02:12:31,589
all right

3294
02:12:36,310 --> 02:12:32,990
let's get it over with

3295
02:12:40,149 --> 02:12:38,870
bro the importance of coloration

3296
02:12:42,229 --> 02:12:40,159
on

3297
02:12:44,550 --> 02:12:42,239
anything is so important like them

3298
02:13:00,149 --> 02:12:44,560
changing that coloration a little bit of

3299
02:13:04,790 --> 02:13:01,669
seven people watching us and they're

3300
02:13:06,390 --> 02:13:04,800
still not there's more than seven

3301
02:13:08,390 --> 02:13:06,400
did youtube change their whole layout by

3302
02:13:10,310 --> 02:13:08,400
the way like i can't get my side by side

3303
02:13:11,910 --> 02:13:10,320
screen

3304
02:13:12,950 --> 02:13:11,920
it's gone it looks the exact same over

3305
02:13:15,270 --> 02:13:12,960
here dude

3306
02:13:17,669 --> 02:13:15,280
it changed on my end

3307
02:13:18,470 --> 02:13:17,679
okay oh that's because we're high dude

3308
02:13:20,149 --> 02:13:18,480
in

3309
02:13:23,270 --> 02:13:20,159
michigan

3310
02:13:25,430 --> 02:13:23,280
um yeah so the slightly

3311
02:13:27,109 --> 02:13:25,440
interesting thing that uh happened in

3312
02:13:29,910 --> 02:13:27,119
global news

3313
02:13:32,470 --> 02:13:29,920
was a perfectly preserved extremely rare

3314
02:13:34,229 --> 02:13:32,480
dinosaur embryo and egg found in china

3315
02:13:35,750 --> 02:13:34,239
everybody knows about this everybody's i

3316
02:13:37,750 --> 02:13:35,760
heard about it

3317
02:13:39,270 --> 02:13:37,760
let's talk about it that's exactly what

3318
02:13:40,790 --> 02:13:39,280
else we need to release from china as a

3319
02:13:43,990 --> 02:13:40,800
[\h__\h] dinosaur

3320
02:13:45,750 --> 02:13:44,000
afraid you're just perfectly preserved

3321
02:13:46,790 --> 02:13:45,760
uh according to a published statement

3322
02:13:48,550 --> 02:13:46,800
china

3323
02:13:49,750 --> 02:13:48,560
you guys are [\h__\h] killing it the past

3324
02:13:51,350 --> 02:13:49,760
couple years

3325
02:13:53,270 --> 02:13:51,360
i love you

3326
02:13:54,470 --> 02:13:53,280
they also found gumby on the moon dude

3327
02:13:56,470 --> 02:13:54,480
[Laughter]

3328
02:13:58,310 --> 02:13:56,480
bro i've already talked about this that

3329
02:14:00,310 --> 02:13:58,320
that structure on the moon that's a

3330
02:14:02,310 --> 02:14:00,320
dollar general we all know it dollar

3331
02:14:03,830 --> 02:14:02,320
general is on it they find anything like

3332
02:14:05,510 --> 02:14:03,840
a blank piece of anything they're like

3333
02:14:07,350 --> 02:14:05,520
dollar general

3334
02:14:09,270 --> 02:14:07,360
oh [\h__\h] a dollar tree is about to

3335
02:14:13,030 --> 02:14:09,280
open up right across the street on the

3336
02:14:18,870 --> 02:14:15,109
so many dollar generals

3337
02:14:22,069 --> 02:14:18,880
hey has anybody been watching uh a

3338
02:14:22,079 --> 02:14:26,069
oh

3339
02:14:31,270 --> 02:14:28,149
as soon as we get off

3340
02:14:32,870 --> 02:14:31,280
go to netflix type in cowboy bebop and

3341
02:14:36,310 --> 02:14:32,880
watch that [\h__\h]

3342
02:14:38,830 --> 02:14:36,320
it is the show it's the it's the show i

3343
02:14:42,229 --> 02:14:38,840
never thought i needed and it's so

3344
02:14:44,310 --> 02:14:42,239
awesome it's it's it's you know it's i

3345
02:14:46,470 --> 02:14:44,320
i'm pretty sure it's like a comic or

3346
02:14:49,589 --> 02:14:46,480
like an anime thing

3347
02:14:52,229 --> 02:14:49,599
but like it's it's it's really good dude

3348
02:14:54,229 --> 02:14:52,239
it's it's it's pretty awesome i'm having

3349
02:14:56,550 --> 02:14:54,239
a really good time watching it joe

3350
02:14:58,790 --> 02:14:56,560
thinks cowboy bebop is a real show

3351
02:15:00,709 --> 02:14:58,800
thanks simulation

3352
02:15:03,270 --> 02:15:00,719
gosh

3353
02:15:05,350 --> 02:15:03,280
i know it's a real show dude i've seen

3354
02:15:06,550 --> 02:15:05,360
it i've seen it

3355
02:15:08,709 --> 02:15:06,560
i was hoping that was gonna be like a

3356
02:15:10,709 --> 02:15:08,719
ticker like a like a news ticker no it

3357
02:15:12,149 --> 02:15:10,719
just went up and it was like bam why did

3358
02:15:13,750 --> 02:15:12,159
it why was it different then that one

3359
02:15:15,350 --> 02:15:13,760
says now that's all right

3360
02:15:16,550 --> 02:15:15,360
now that's already happened but i'm

3361
02:15:19,189 --> 02:15:16,560
saying it

3362
02:15:20,310 --> 02:15:19,199
support oh it's gone why is that

3363
02:15:22,629 --> 02:15:20,320
just

3364
02:15:24,470 --> 02:15:22,639
getting it you gotta push the thing when

3365
02:15:26,870 --> 02:15:24,480
you enter it it says

3366
02:15:28,310 --> 02:15:26,880
slider or pop-up and it says do you want

3367
02:15:30,629 --> 02:15:28,320
it to be roller so you can pick and

3368
02:15:33,750 --> 02:15:30,639
choose

3369
02:15:35,430 --> 02:15:33,760
william you're so dang smart dude not

3370
02:15:37,430 --> 02:15:35,440
really

3371
02:15:39,030 --> 02:15:37,440
all i do is say

3372
02:15:42,709 --> 02:15:39,040
the words

3373
02:15:42,719 --> 02:15:46,629
do you think cowboy

3374
02:15:49,510 --> 02:15:47,350
yeah

3375
02:15:51,510 --> 02:15:49,520
than you it is a real show

3376
02:15:53,830 --> 02:15:51,520
was it a simulation when when ben showed

3377
02:15:56,629 --> 02:15:53,840
his nipples tonight

3378
02:15:59,669 --> 02:15:56,639
was that a figment of your imaginations

3379
02:16:01,510 --> 02:15:59,679
thousands of people became aroused

3380
02:16:03,430 --> 02:16:01,520
i don't know was that a guarantee if you

3381
02:16:05,109 --> 02:16:03,440
try to rewind this video you try to find

3382
02:16:08,310 --> 02:16:05,119
many nipples you can't do because

3383
02:16:09,750 --> 02:16:08,320
they're so small you can't find them if

3384
02:16:11,030 --> 02:16:09,760
you're gonna get rid of this episode

3385
02:16:11,990 --> 02:16:11,040
when we're done are you gonna keep this

3386
02:16:13,910 --> 02:16:12,000
because this might be the greatest

3387
02:16:14,950 --> 02:16:13,920
episode we're keeping it dude we keep

3388
02:16:16,790 --> 02:16:14,960
everything

3389
02:16:18,390 --> 02:16:16,800
we didn't enjoy

3390
02:16:23,510 --> 02:16:18,400
we

3391
02:16:25,430 --> 02:16:23,520
day

3392
02:16:27,430 --> 02:16:25,440
and then the way we felt the next week

3393
02:16:28,550 --> 02:16:27,440
you know yeah oh bim jim i'm sorry to

3394
02:16:29,589 --> 02:16:28,560
hear that brah

3395
02:16:31,669 --> 02:16:29,599
um

3396
02:16:33,110 --> 02:16:31,679
real talk though

3397
02:16:36,629 --> 02:16:33,120
bringing us back to positive eyes but

3398
02:16:39,349 --> 02:16:36,639
also like bro for reals could this be um

3399
02:16:41,830 --> 02:16:39,359
jim has the hong kong fluid dude why why

3400
02:16:44,070 --> 02:16:41,840
am i up what am i where where we're all

3401
02:16:45,509 --> 02:16:44,080
rotating road where were you rotating so

3402
02:16:47,509 --> 02:16:45,519
much

3403
02:16:49,750 --> 02:16:47,519
where is that it's so smooth i didn't

3404
02:16:51,110 --> 02:16:49,760
even notice the transitions honestly it

3405
02:16:53,750 --> 02:16:51,120
was like

3406
02:16:55,030 --> 02:16:53,760
uh so what i was trying to say is

3407
02:16:57,429 --> 02:16:55,040
are you reading something right now

3408
02:16:59,750 --> 02:16:57,439
thoughts on this beat

3409
02:17:01,429 --> 02:16:59,760
no this is all just this is the raw

3410
02:17:03,990 --> 02:17:01,439
uncensored point of view of william's

3411
02:17:05,429 --> 02:17:04,000
thoughts that are just there

3412
02:17:06,150 --> 02:17:05,439
be honest you're on the toilet aren't

3413
02:17:08,070 --> 02:17:06,160
you

3414
02:17:09,509 --> 02:17:08,080
why says free the nip bro that is my

3415
02:17:11,110 --> 02:17:09,519
only secret have you ever seen me other

3416
02:17:12,709 --> 02:17:11,120
than tonight get up to use the bathroom

3417
02:17:15,349 --> 02:17:12,719
you're literally sitting on the toilet

3418
02:17:17,030 --> 02:17:15,359
five to seven hours and not get up oh

3419
02:17:18,230 --> 02:17:17,040
you're like oh you guys have bad ass

3420
02:17:20,790 --> 02:17:18,240
chairs

3421
02:17:22,790 --> 02:17:20,800
i do have a pretty sweet like it's

3422
02:17:24,070 --> 02:17:22,800
pretty nice chair i don't know where it

3423
02:17:26,389 --> 02:17:24,080
shows your chair

3424
02:17:28,150 --> 02:17:26,399
ever dude that's like

3425
02:17:29,669 --> 02:17:28,160
ben do you have a good chair chad is a

3426
02:17:30,790 --> 02:17:29,679
bad chair he said

3427
02:17:32,629 --> 02:17:30,800
what do you want to see my you wanna

3428
02:17:34,389 --> 02:17:32,639
y'all want to see my chair

3429
02:17:35,589 --> 02:17:34,399
uh yeah what is your chair take this

3430
02:17:37,509 --> 02:17:35,599
[\h__\h] out

3431
02:17:40,150 --> 02:17:37,519
i got this uh hold it in the air like

3432
02:17:48,140 --> 02:17:40,160
you're mighty joe young

3433
02:17:50,390 --> 02:17:50,010
[Laughter]

3434
02:17:55,030 --> 02:17:50,400
[Music]

3435
02:17:58,790 --> 02:17:56,469
you don't laugh well because this guy

3436
02:18:01,349 --> 02:17:58,800
like cool [\h__\h] in there though

3437
02:18:03,110 --> 02:18:01,359
bro but i sit on this box every week

3438
02:18:04,870 --> 02:18:03,120
guys can we just honestly let's get a

3439
02:18:06,870 --> 02:18:04,880
few tips in here ben

3440
02:18:22,309 --> 02:18:06,880
joan it's been two and a half years

3441
02:18:26,870 --> 02:18:25,030
my mouth is a [\h__\h] what

3442
02:18:28,469 --> 02:18:26,880
i have this sweet ass couch next to me

3443
02:18:29,830 --> 02:18:28,479
though but

3444
02:18:32,549 --> 02:18:29,840
i don't know i feel like i needed wait

3445
02:18:36,549 --> 02:18:32,559
hold on joe i i actually had no idea you

3446
02:18:36,559 --> 02:18:45,509
it's october

3447
02:18:51,509 --> 02:18:47,349
you know because i try to rebuild my own

3448
02:18:54,230 --> 02:18:51,519
office here yeah yeah i [\h__\h] it sucks

3449
02:18:56,709 --> 02:18:54,240
it was a terrible oh man it's a terrible

3450
02:18:58,549 --> 02:18:56,719
idea you should have that one wait why

3451
02:19:00,230 --> 02:18:58,559
just said vibrating butt plugs are the

3452
02:19:01,509 --> 02:19:00,240
best what are we missing in the chat

3453
02:19:03,030 --> 02:19:01,519
because i feel like this is information

3454
02:19:04,469 --> 02:19:03,040
we need to talk about oh you don't know

3455
02:19:06,070 --> 02:19:04,479
that dude

3456
02:19:07,429 --> 02:19:06,080
i just want to know i mean i may i might

3457
02:19:12,469 --> 02:19:07,439
be

3458
02:19:16,309 --> 02:19:14,389
simon wales i'm pretty sure your bank is

3459
02:19:19,030 --> 02:19:16,319
going to be like all right bro you

3460
02:19:19,990 --> 02:19:19,040
charged like 75 at least tonight

3461
02:19:21,349 --> 02:19:20,000
honestly it doesn't look like

3462
02:19:23,509 --> 02:19:21,359
everybody's like oh he's not giving much

3463
02:19:25,509 --> 02:19:23,519
but bro you've honestly given so much

3464
02:19:27,429 --> 02:19:25,519
tonight we thank you thank you so much

3465
02:19:28,870 --> 02:19:27,439
dude if you send your snapchat that we

3466
02:19:31,030 --> 02:19:28,880
know you don't have there are more

3467
02:19:34,629 --> 02:19:31,040
pictures to come honestly joe will show

3468
02:19:35,509 --> 02:19:34,639
you his box open all the way if you need

3469
02:19:37,349 --> 02:19:35,519
yeah

3470
02:19:39,750 --> 02:19:37,359
i want to show you a wide open picture

3471
02:19:42,389 --> 02:19:39,760
of that box i got crazy [\h__\h] in there to

3472
02:19:44,230 --> 02:19:42,399
this box bro it looks like the cia

3473
02:19:46,950 --> 02:19:44,240
documents for reals i'm sorry ben go

3474
02:19:48,950 --> 02:19:46,960
ahead i feel like you're my nipple pimp

3475
02:19:50,150 --> 02:19:48,960
bruh i uh

3476
02:19:51,670 --> 02:19:50,160
i try to be

3477
02:19:54,630 --> 02:19:51,680
stern but fair

3478
02:19:57,429 --> 02:19:54,640
um honestly and yeah cover those up

3479
02:19:59,030 --> 02:19:57,439
cover those up unless tips not intended

3480
02:20:00,950 --> 02:19:59,040
i didn't know dude

3481
02:20:03,030 --> 02:20:00,960
one i understand tape is not the perfect

3482
02:20:05,510 --> 02:20:03,040
system i would prefer a little string

3483
02:20:07,830 --> 02:20:05,520
action so weaved in so as you pull the

3484
02:20:10,710 --> 02:20:07,840
strings or unfortunately or i like that

3485
02:20:13,110 --> 02:20:10,720
or even velcro because it was discovered

3486
02:20:16,790 --> 02:20:13,120
in the roswell crash right velcro the

3487
02:20:17,670 --> 02:20:16,800
tabs are made of of uh joe tried

3488
02:20:19,910 --> 02:20:17,680
something

3489
02:20:23,270 --> 02:20:19,920
but there is velcro dude because i

3490
02:20:25,990 --> 02:20:23,280
wanted the sound listen dude

3491
02:20:27,110 --> 02:20:26,000
no it doesn't i didn't hear anything oh

3492
02:20:35,910 --> 02:20:27,120
[\h__\h]

3493
02:20:37,349 --> 02:20:35,920
[Music]

3494
02:20:38,950 --> 02:20:37,359
i freaking love this honestly you guys

3495
02:20:40,230 --> 02:20:38,960
are so awesome

3496
02:20:42,550 --> 02:20:40,240
like i know we say this all the time but

3497
02:20:43,670 --> 02:20:42,560
honestly we've guys we've formulated an

3498
02:20:45,510 --> 02:20:43,680
amazing group of people maybe we should

3499
02:20:48,070 --> 02:20:45,520
talk about that for a minute 2022 some

3500
02:20:49,910 --> 02:20:48,080
of the goals guys are we are really good

3501
02:20:51,190 --> 02:20:49,920
to get into this backstage but like

3502
02:20:53,110 --> 02:20:51,200
are we feeling

3503
02:20:55,110 --> 02:20:53,120
like a get-together are we thinking that

3504
02:20:59,030 --> 02:20:55,120
something that should happen oh okay so

3505
02:21:02,309 --> 02:20:59,040
william you're referencing uh gara ufo

3506
02:21:04,469 --> 02:21:02,319
garage 2022 visions

3507
02:21:06,309 --> 02:21:04,479
goals and aspirations

3508
02:21:09,910 --> 02:21:06,319
dude

3509
02:21:12,550 --> 02:21:09,920
i want really really big calves

3510
02:21:15,270 --> 02:21:12,560
look and i would

3511
02:21:16,070 --> 02:21:15,280
ben is on that mic bro it's like he's

3512
02:21:17,830 --> 02:21:16,080
like

3513
02:21:19,510 --> 02:21:17,840
he's holding it for the first time he

3514
02:21:21,510 --> 02:21:19,520
didn't know what to do he was right in

3515
02:21:22,309 --> 02:21:21,520
his face that was the moment but he

3516
02:21:24,550 --> 02:21:22,319
didn't

3517
02:21:27,030 --> 02:21:24,560
i'm working on my calves

3518
02:21:29,349 --> 02:21:27,040
i've been working on my toenails

3519
02:21:31,429 --> 02:21:29,359
for like 14 years dude

3520
02:21:34,150 --> 02:21:31,439
and i finally got up to a good place and

3521
02:21:36,389 --> 02:21:34,160
i've been dying to show somebody so this

3522
02:21:38,950 --> 02:21:36,399
is the time i want to show off my damn

3523
02:21:41,910 --> 02:21:38,960
toenails man do it it's just the two

3524
02:21:43,510 --> 02:21:41,920
it's just the big ones you know

3525
02:21:44,630 --> 02:21:43,520
it's so weird that you guys bring up

3526
02:21:46,710 --> 02:21:44,640
calves because i remember doing this

3527
02:21:48,630 --> 02:21:46,720
thing this is years ago i was like 17 i

3528
02:21:50,230 --> 02:21:48,640
was trying with my buddies we were they

3529
02:21:52,150 --> 02:21:50,240
were just like you know because we're

3530
02:21:54,790 --> 02:21:52,160
christians and you know you wouldn't say

3531
02:21:56,150 --> 02:21:54,800
like rude vulgar things people would say

3532
02:21:57,670 --> 02:21:56,160
stupid stuff

3533
02:21:58,790 --> 02:21:57,680
and he would literally do that he would

3534
02:22:00,389 --> 02:21:58,800
just drive around the one dude

3535
02:22:02,070 --> 02:22:00,399
particularly it was always like go to

3536
02:22:04,150 --> 02:22:02,080
he'd see these chicks and you know he's

3537
02:22:05,750 --> 02:22:04,160
gonna be electric halves and he would

3538
02:22:07,030 --> 02:22:05,760
just like yell it out the window all

3539
02:22:09,030 --> 02:22:07,040
crazy like

3540
02:22:11,429 --> 02:22:09,040
but it was it was you know mixed

3541
02:22:14,469 --> 02:22:11,439
mixed reviews mixed reviews flags go all

3542
02:22:19,830 --> 02:22:18,230
man guys i you know i don't know

3543
02:22:21,190 --> 02:22:19,840
i don't know why is asking so many

3544
02:22:22,469 --> 02:22:21,200
important questions and i just don't

3545
02:22:24,550 --> 02:22:22,479
have the answers

3546
02:22:27,540 --> 02:22:24,560
fap asked why does my dream chair come

3547
02:22:30,469 --> 02:22:27,550
with a 9-inch accessory

3548
02:22:33,510 --> 02:22:30,479
[Laughter]

3549
02:22:35,510 --> 02:22:33,520
oh my god dude you're leaking dude

3550
02:22:38,070 --> 02:22:35,520
it's in a cup i can hear it

3551
02:22:40,309 --> 02:22:38,080
amsr

3552
02:22:42,070 --> 02:22:40,319
did you yell oh you shook it a couple

3553
02:22:44,389 --> 02:22:42,080
times too

3554
02:22:46,870 --> 02:22:44,399
hey do you yell ripcord before you pull

3555
02:22:50,389 --> 02:22:46,880
it out or no

3556
02:22:51,670 --> 02:22:50,399
are you talking about tampons or what

3557
02:22:53,990 --> 02:22:51,680
do you guys know about ripcord down

3558
02:22:56,469 --> 02:22:54,000
there first of all if you were in check

3559
02:22:58,790 --> 02:22:56,479
dude that should be a thing ripcord and

3560
02:23:00,550 --> 02:22:58,800
you just fling that sucker right okay

3561
02:23:04,630 --> 02:23:00,560
all right i'm gonna i'm gonna stop it

3562
02:23:09,190 --> 02:23:07,750
oh god do you guys have ripcord in there

3563
02:23:11,270 --> 02:23:09,200
because we have we have this show here

3564
02:23:12,710 --> 02:23:11,280
in michigan it's called um

3565
02:23:14,230 --> 02:23:12,720
it's called uh

3566
02:23:15,429 --> 02:23:14,240
chad smith if you're in the chat please

3567
02:23:16,550 --> 02:23:15,439
help me because i can't read the name of

3568
02:23:22,389 --> 02:23:16,560
the show

3569
02:23:23,110 --> 02:23:22,399
we're gonna wait on chad smith and he

3570
02:23:25,750 --> 02:23:23,120
will

3571
02:23:28,469 --> 02:23:25,760
no no no no no no don't look at the chad

3572
02:23:33,110 --> 02:23:28,479
wait the chat wait the chat chat

3573
02:23:39,510 --> 02:23:36,389
um close close but no cigar

3574
02:23:41,349 --> 02:23:39,520
it's it's uh the [\h__\h] is it not frumple

3575
02:23:44,389 --> 02:23:41,359
i mean it could be but it's it's not

3576
02:23:51,030 --> 02:23:44,399
that's it could be but it's not

3577
02:23:55,030 --> 02:23:53,030
thank you chad it's called dave and

3578
02:23:57,670 --> 02:23:55,040
chuck the freak

3579
02:23:59,429 --> 02:23:57,680
and they're uh they talked about ripcord

3580
02:24:00,630 --> 02:23:59,439
because they yelled as ripcord and one

3581
02:24:03,349 --> 02:24:00,640
of their listeners wrote in about it

3582
02:24:04,870 --> 02:24:03,359
what it was is it started in vietnam and

3583
02:24:06,790 --> 02:24:04,880
in vietnam some of the gentlemen over

3584
02:24:10,070 --> 02:24:06,800
there would get lonely and they would go

3585
02:24:11,110 --> 02:24:10,080
see a fine young lady of the trade and

3586
02:24:13,110 --> 02:24:11,120
she would

3587
02:24:14,870 --> 02:24:13,120
would service your needs of the

3588
02:24:17,349 --> 02:24:14,880
you know

3589
02:24:18,870 --> 02:24:17,359
neediness of nature

3590
02:24:20,230 --> 02:24:18,880
and

3591
02:24:21,830 --> 02:24:20,240
she would did she would yeah you could

3592
02:24:22,870 --> 02:24:21,840
be similar to that it could be that and

3593
02:24:24,309 --> 02:24:22,880
what they would do is they would they

3594
02:24:25,270 --> 02:24:24,319
would uh at the introduction at this

3595
02:24:30,070 --> 02:24:25,280
time

3596
02:24:33,830 --> 02:24:31,830
as the moment

3597
02:24:35,990 --> 02:24:33,840
of eruption would take place they would

3598
02:24:39,429 --> 02:24:36,000
yell rip god and they would rip that

3599
02:24:41,429 --> 02:24:39,439
cord out that makes a lot of sense the

3600
02:24:43,110 --> 02:24:41,439
process would take place with with the

3601
02:24:44,309 --> 02:24:43,120
other culmination of

3602
02:24:46,950 --> 02:24:44,319
and anyways

3603
02:24:49,429 --> 02:24:46,960
ripcord hashtag ripcord or hashtag sport

3604
02:24:52,389 --> 02:24:49,439
command but yeah hashtag wow how did it

3605
02:24:55,270 --> 02:24:52,399
sound again that was very in-depth

3606
02:24:57,270 --> 02:24:55,280
how does that mean ripcord nice no

3607
02:24:58,870 --> 02:24:57,280
they're supposed to just yell ripcord

3608
02:25:00,710 --> 02:24:58,880
like that and then if you heard someone

3609
02:25:04,469 --> 02:25:00,720
yelling

3610
02:25:06,469 --> 02:25:04,479
over in uh in a tent somewhere or a hut

3611
02:25:08,389 --> 02:25:06,479
you knew what was going down you knew

3612
02:25:10,630 --> 02:25:08,399
what was going down

3613
02:25:12,230 --> 02:25:10,640
bim jim

3614
02:25:14,630 --> 02:25:12,240
because here's the deal i mean i didn't

3615
02:25:16,630 --> 02:25:14,640
make the design but apparently

3616
02:25:18,550 --> 02:25:16,640
god put the g-spot in the man's anus i

3617
02:25:19,670 --> 02:25:18,560
don't know i mean who knows if these are

3618
02:25:22,469 --> 02:25:19,680
factual

3619
02:25:25,590 --> 02:25:22,479
prostate willie

3620
02:25:27,670 --> 02:25:25,600
here's the deal all right jesus christ

3621
02:25:29,670 --> 02:25:27,680
we said the g word people freaked out

3622
02:25:31,830 --> 02:25:29,680
we're going to reunite the p word here

3623
02:25:33,990 --> 02:25:31,840
prospect don't knock it until you had a

3624
02:25:35,030 --> 02:25:34,000
finger in your ass willy all right

3625
02:25:44,870 --> 02:25:35,040
joseph

3626
02:25:49,510 --> 02:25:46,870
have you had a present under your tree

3627
02:25:51,210 --> 02:25:49,520
have you ever had a finger in your ass

3628
02:26:00,550 --> 02:25:51,220
all right that's all

3629
02:26:07,670 --> 02:26:02,550
you might as well answer the question

3630
02:26:10,309 --> 02:26:09,110
i mean two is like well that's a bit

3631
02:26:12,630 --> 02:26:10,319
aggressive you need to calm the french

3632
02:26:13,910 --> 02:26:12,640
toast down you know what i mean like

3633
02:26:15,510 --> 02:26:13,920
getting carried away over there you

3634
02:26:17,030 --> 02:26:15,520
don't pull it out too fast or your

3635
02:26:18,230 --> 02:26:17,040
finger's gonna have an abraham lincoln

3636
02:26:19,270 --> 02:26:18,240
hat on it

3637
02:26:20,710 --> 02:26:19,280
you know

3638
02:26:23,190 --> 02:26:20,720
we gotta be careful

3639
02:26:25,910 --> 02:26:23,200
can't believe in that yeah

3640
02:26:27,750 --> 02:26:25,920
aka poop

3641
02:26:30,150 --> 02:26:27,760
i love judgments he's like this podcast

3642
02:26:31,910 --> 02:26:30,160
has gone off the rails

3643
02:26:34,550 --> 02:26:31,920
i'm just kidding i'm not gonna just

3644
02:26:37,510 --> 02:26:34,560
carry my ass yeah me either i hear it's

3645
02:26:42,389 --> 02:26:39,750
dude why do you know such intricate just

3646
02:26:45,670 --> 02:26:42,399
saying um i've heard it's amazing and

3647
02:26:46,870 --> 02:26:45,680
i'm i've been a little tempted to try it

3648
02:26:49,510 --> 02:26:46,880
are you you're saying you've been

3649
02:26:50,950 --> 02:26:49,520
visited by the christmas ass i can't i

3650
02:26:53,750 --> 02:26:50,960
don't know i love this

3651
02:26:54,730 --> 02:26:53,760
don john bovee says my butt my butt is

3652
02:26:57,830 --> 02:26:54,740
clenched

3653
02:27:00,550 --> 02:26:57,840
[Laughter]

3654
02:27:01,670 --> 02:27:00,560
my butthole is clenched

3655
02:27:03,750 --> 02:27:01,680
just that's the thing you have to

3656
02:27:05,750 --> 02:27:03,760
breathe it's a breathing exercise don

3657
02:27:08,950 --> 02:27:05,760
john bovee you just have to breathe

3658
02:27:11,510 --> 02:27:08,960
through it you know you breathe

3659
02:27:23,750 --> 02:27:11,520
it's a man who who knows from experience

3660
02:27:28,469 --> 02:27:25,510
hey victor uh so we're just talking

3661
02:27:30,070 --> 02:27:28,479
aliens ufos and all things weird we've

3662
02:27:31,990 --> 02:27:30,080
been really diving into this document

3663
02:27:36,630 --> 02:27:32,000
released mostly weird

3664
02:27:40,870 --> 02:27:38,389
a word it's so unfortunate where the

3665
02:27:42,469 --> 02:27:40,880
mail spot is why did god need to hide it

3666
02:27:45,429 --> 02:27:42,479
from us

3667
02:27:48,230 --> 02:27:45,439
it all it all come uh

3668
02:27:50,309 --> 02:27:48,240
it all cumulates it don't come

3669
02:27:51,349 --> 02:27:50,319
it all makes

3670
02:27:52,550 --> 02:27:51,359
what are you talking about come elites

3671
02:27:55,590 --> 02:27:52,560
what are you talking about all makes

3672
02:27:57,190 --> 02:27:55,600
sense it all comes together

3673
02:27:58,950 --> 02:27:57,200
how much is coming right now you've said

3674
02:28:00,469 --> 02:27:58,960
the word comes only look i'm trying to

3675
02:28:01,510 --> 02:28:00,479
escape i'm trying to say that everything

3676
02:28:03,510 --> 02:28:01,520
comes together

3677
02:28:05,110 --> 02:28:03,520
almost come everywhere it's just so much

3678
02:28:07,270 --> 02:28:05,120
everything's just coming culminating

3679
02:28:11,510 --> 02:28:07,280
it's it's the common it's an avalanche

3680
02:28:15,670 --> 02:28:13,750
sergio says free your mind and your ass

3681
02:28:18,870 --> 02:28:15,680
will fall

3682
02:28:20,389 --> 02:28:18,880
that's a true statement by the way

3683
02:28:22,710 --> 02:28:20,399
that is a very

3684
02:28:24,790 --> 02:28:22,720
chance this is it all comes together in

3685
02:28:32,469 --> 02:28:24,800
the end

3686
02:28:36,870 --> 02:28:34,870
are you cleansing the air it's cleansing

3687
02:28:37,830 --> 02:28:36,880
i i saw he's telling everybody to be

3688
02:28:41,429 --> 02:28:37,840
quiet

3689
02:28:42,230 --> 02:28:41,439
no this is this is a uh uh a jedi mantra

3690
02:28:44,550 --> 02:28:42,240
hey

3691
02:28:48,150 --> 02:28:44,560
you you you you'll bring me you'll bring

3692
02:28:48,160 --> 02:28:50,870
anyway

3693
02:28:55,270 --> 02:28:54,070
i i watched i watched uh the newest

3694
02:28:57,670 --> 02:28:55,280
matrix

3695
02:29:00,790 --> 02:28:57,680
was it was the hardest transition ever

3696
02:29:21,030 --> 02:29:00,800
from cafe avalanche come avalanche hey

3697
02:29:24,630 --> 02:29:22,469
the audio version it's going to make no

3698
02:29:29,110 --> 02:29:24,640
sense but on the visual it made total

3699
02:29:32,630 --> 02:29:30,469
on the video

3700
02:29:34,230 --> 02:29:32,640
down the uh

3701
02:29:39,110 --> 02:29:34,240
the tubes with the ube

3702
02:29:39,120 --> 02:29:44,710
the new matrix has come in it

3703
02:29:48,950 --> 02:29:46,309
you one could say there's a coming of

3704
02:29:51,110 --> 02:29:48,960
awareness uh in the new matrix but

3705
02:29:53,750 --> 02:29:51,120
there's a coming of time

3706
02:29:56,070 --> 02:29:53,760
and a coming of what's development

3707
02:29:57,590 --> 02:29:56,080
uh ben is leaving at this point in time

3708
02:29:58,710 --> 02:29:57,600
the podcast he has removed his

3709
02:30:01,030 --> 02:29:58,720
headphones

3710
02:30:02,070 --> 02:30:01,040
and he is taking a moment because he

3711
02:30:03,910 --> 02:30:02,080
came

3712
02:30:06,550 --> 02:30:03,920
and we will see how soon he can come

3713
02:30:07,990 --> 02:30:06,560
back with us and

3714
02:30:09,830 --> 02:30:08,000
it appears even though he won't get this

3715
02:30:12,950 --> 02:30:09,840
in case he ever watches us back later he

3716
02:30:16,630 --> 02:30:12,960
has come back to the present moment with

3717
02:30:18,710 --> 02:30:16,640
us again holy [\h__\h] oh that was so funny

3718
02:30:22,150 --> 02:30:18,720
oh was it was it powerful and strong too

3719
02:30:25,750 --> 02:30:23,510
that was something that

3720
02:30:27,429 --> 02:30:25,760
okay wait here i i got back i thought

3721
02:30:30,230 --> 02:30:27,439
you guys were gonna be laughing by the

3722
02:30:34,230 --> 02:30:32,230
how you came and went how you were

3723
02:30:36,710 --> 02:30:34,240
coming and then you had came back to us

3724
02:30:38,630 --> 02:30:36,720
as you can see victor says

3725
02:30:40,309 --> 02:30:38,640
it's a resurrection

3726
02:30:44,790 --> 02:30:40,319
the coming

3727
02:30:48,150 --> 02:30:44,800
dude i

3728
02:30:49,590 --> 02:30:48,160
i'm a big fan of the matrix

3729
02:30:51,190 --> 02:30:49,600
and

3730
02:30:51,690 --> 02:30:51,200
all right like i feel like i'm not going

3731
02:30:54,630 --> 02:30:51,700
to win this

3732
02:30:57,270 --> 02:30:54,640
[Music]

3733
02:30:59,110 --> 02:30:57,280
it was awesome dude it was really good

3734
02:31:00,630 --> 02:30:59,120
dude honestly i'm not even going to lie

3735
02:31:02,150 --> 02:31:00,640
i just watched the matrix again for the

3736
02:31:04,150 --> 02:31:02,160
first time

3737
02:31:06,389 --> 02:31:04,160
two weeks ago three weeks ago come back

3738
02:31:08,710 --> 02:31:06,399
i'll watch on i went to come back a

3739
02:31:10,710 --> 02:31:08,720
little throwback with the comeback right

3740
02:31:11,750 --> 02:31:10,720
and

3741
02:31:15,270 --> 02:31:11,760
dude

3742
02:31:17,270 --> 02:31:15,280
the animation held up i was shocked that

3743
02:31:19,990 --> 02:31:17,280
it's held up for the song

3744
02:31:22,630 --> 02:31:20,000
uh it's not animation the animation of

3745
02:31:25,910 --> 02:31:22,640
the time the graphics of like the

3746
02:31:27,830 --> 02:31:25,920
original matrix actually holds up pretty

3747
02:31:30,710 --> 02:31:27,840
well oh you're saying that that was

3748
02:31:32,070 --> 02:31:30,720
wasn't actual footage of the matrix

3749
02:31:34,469 --> 02:31:32,080
that is correct i don't know if you knew

3750
02:31:36,950 --> 02:31:34,479
this or not some people don't know but

3751
02:31:38,710 --> 02:31:36,960
keanu reeves cannot actually dodge

3752
02:31:40,389 --> 02:31:38,720
bullets like that so please stop trying

3753
02:31:41,510 --> 02:31:40,399
to shoot him while he's [\h__\h] in

3754
02:31:43,190 --> 02:31:41,520
public

3755
02:31:45,270 --> 02:31:43,200
it's been a little bit of an issue

3756
02:31:46,790 --> 02:31:45,280
that's why he he took a break from

3757
02:31:48,230 --> 02:31:46,800
acting if you guys didn't notice he kind

3758
02:31:50,230 --> 02:31:48,240
of stepped away

3759
02:31:51,990 --> 02:31:50,240
a lot of people were testing him out

3760
02:31:53,030 --> 02:31:52,000
they wanted to see if he was true to

3761
02:31:55,190 --> 02:31:53,040
character

3762
02:31:57,190 --> 02:31:55,200
and unfortunately many stunt doubles

3763
02:31:59,510 --> 02:31:57,200
were killed in that process it's a

3764
02:32:04,150 --> 02:31:59,520
tragic tale really that that's followed

3765
02:32:07,270 --> 02:32:05,030
i mean

3766
02:32:09,830 --> 02:32:07,280
man i said i sent you some wise words

3767
02:32:12,550 --> 02:32:09,840
from arnold schwarzenegger why am i not

3768
02:32:13,590 --> 02:32:12,560
getting the wise words i'm sorry it's

3769
02:32:17,030 --> 02:32:13,600
just because

3770
02:32:18,550 --> 02:32:17,040
like ben's open on my all my other like

3771
02:32:21,429 --> 02:32:18,560
i have a computer right in front of me

3772
02:32:22,870 --> 02:32:21,439
and ben is just open so i'm like

3773
02:32:25,590 --> 02:32:22,880
since he's the one controlling the

3774
02:32:27,590 --> 02:32:25,600
computer it's like victor cabela says

3775
02:32:30,469 --> 02:32:27,600
that gunneries teaches us how to dodge

3776
02:32:38,230 --> 02:32:30,479
calm when shot at

3777
02:32:42,710 --> 02:32:40,630
what the french toast oh it's arnold you

3778
02:32:44,710 --> 02:32:42,720
know i was having sex with a woman and

3779
02:32:46,230 --> 02:32:44,720
coming

3780
02:32:47,270 --> 02:32:46,240
so can you believe how much i am in

3781
02:32:49,190 --> 02:32:47,280
heaven

3782
02:32:50,630 --> 02:32:49,200
i'm like getting the feeling of coming

3783
02:32:52,150 --> 02:32:50,640
in the gym i'm getting the feeling of

3784
02:32:54,630 --> 02:32:52,160
coming at home i'm getting the feeling

3785
02:32:57,030 --> 02:32:54,640
of coming backstage when i pump up when

3786
02:32:59,030 --> 02:32:57,040
i pose out in front of 5 000 people i

3787
02:33:12,790 --> 02:32:59,040
get the same feeling so i'm coming day

3788
02:33:12,800 --> 02:33:18,120
no

3789
02:33:18,130 --> 02:33:33,270
[Laughter]

3790
02:33:40,389 --> 02:33:35,270
so he's like i'm coming every day at

3791
02:33:44,150 --> 02:33:41,429
god

3792
02:33:46,790 --> 02:33:44,160
you guys are my nipples are very small

3793
02:33:51,110 --> 02:33:49,190
i love that honestly i know people

3794
02:33:52,309 --> 02:33:51,120
sometimes hate on it you know the garage

3795
02:33:54,950 --> 02:33:52,319
a little bit but those that are in the

3796
02:33:57,349 --> 02:33:54,960
chat every night who love you so much

3797
02:34:00,469 --> 02:33:57,359
who hate on the garage

3798
02:34:01,830 --> 02:34:00,479
i got to put some respect on that name

3799
02:34:03,590 --> 02:34:01,840
you know some people some people

3800
02:34:05,190 --> 02:34:03,600
disrespect it at first they're like oh

3801
02:34:08,150 --> 02:34:05,200
they're like they're like the chi chin

3802
02:34:10,230 --> 02:34:08,160
chong of the ufo community let me know

3803
02:34:12,389 --> 02:34:10,240
i love these guys oh if that's

3804
02:34:13,030 --> 02:34:12,399
considered hate i honestly i think that

3805
02:34:15,830 --> 02:34:13,040
is

3806
02:34:19,270 --> 02:34:15,840
if people say oh vinegar uh ben and joe

3807
02:34:21,190 --> 02:34:19,280
are the uh chichen chang of uh ufology i

3808
02:34:24,070 --> 02:34:21,200
feel like that's a compliment i actually

3809
02:34:25,349 --> 02:34:24,080
really do i love i love that oh my god

3810
02:34:28,630 --> 02:34:25,359
some fap

3811
02:34:29,990 --> 02:34:28,640
at least it's not going to chop up

3812
02:34:32,150 --> 02:34:30,000
at least it's not like ben and joe are

3813
02:34:33,590 --> 02:34:32,160
like the the [\h__\h] and balls of ufo

3814
02:34:35,349 --> 02:34:33,600
garage

3815
02:34:39,349 --> 02:34:35,359
balls

3816
02:34:42,070 --> 02:34:39,359
[\h__\h]

3817
02:34:51,429 --> 02:34:42,080
oh my gosh that's my region

3818
02:34:55,990 --> 02:34:52,870
don't listen to big willy he's just a

3819
02:34:59,750 --> 02:34:56,000
member i'm just a member

3820
02:35:02,710 --> 02:34:59,760
but i'm a typical dedicated member

3821
02:35:05,190 --> 02:35:02,720
okay to the the grungelin area and i

3822
02:35:09,750 --> 02:35:05,200
give good tips

3823
02:35:14,389 --> 02:35:11,429
wait what the french toast i just said

3824
02:35:14,399 --> 02:35:18,389
he just said that

3825
02:35:23,910 --> 02:35:21,590
i'm on the bench like just oh my god i

3826
02:35:26,150 --> 02:35:23,920
love you so much ben

3827
02:35:27,429 --> 02:35:26,160
see i'm telling you every time i send

3828
02:35:28,950 --> 02:35:27,439
something to bed

3829
02:35:30,870 --> 02:35:28,960
like the idea with the cartoon thing and

3830
02:35:33,750 --> 02:35:30,880
he's like that never happened and he's

3831
02:35:38,389 --> 02:35:36,389
log flipping mother trucker

3832
02:35:54,950 --> 02:35:38,399
oh god oh here you go

3833
02:35:54,960 --> 02:36:04,389
that's just a cheap shot

3834
02:36:17,800 --> 02:36:05,710
but you just like

3835
02:36:24,950 --> 02:36:20,309
[Music]

3836
02:36:24,960 --> 02:36:29,590
what a real talk guys

3837
02:36:32,630 --> 02:36:31,030
people are seeing the glimmer man what

3838
02:36:34,309 --> 02:36:32,640
is that about what do you guys think is

3839
02:36:36,070 --> 02:36:34,319
that sighting is starting to go up a lot

3840
02:36:38,630 --> 02:36:36,080
more is that a cryptid or is it an alien

3841
02:36:40,230 --> 02:36:38,640
encounter the glimmer man yeah we've had

3842
02:36:41,270 --> 02:36:40,240
that encounter here in michigan a couple

3843
02:36:43,429 --> 02:36:41,280
of times

3844
02:36:45,349 --> 02:36:43,439
no no no no man the glimmer man is a

3845
02:36:47,790 --> 02:36:45,359
real thing i'll be right back after

3846
02:36:54,070 --> 02:36:47,800
these messages

3847
02:36:58,309 --> 02:36:55,910
william let's all agree

3848
02:36:59,670 --> 02:36:58,319
it's not that the quote is like get to

3849
02:37:01,429 --> 02:36:59,680
the it's

3850
02:37:05,590 --> 02:37:01,439
it's not the quote is like kids of the

3851
02:37:08,150 --> 02:37:05,600
chopper but the actual quote is

3852
02:37:10,389 --> 02:37:08,160
i am i am terrible man

3853
02:37:13,830 --> 02:37:10,399
who are you are you the guy but it's one

3854
02:37:15,670 --> 02:37:13,840
word it's not turbo man it's turbulent

3855
02:37:18,469 --> 02:37:15,680
thank god hey we got him people listen

3856
02:37:20,389 --> 02:37:18,479
closely this turban

3857
02:37:22,550 --> 02:37:20,399
we're running late here so pay attention

3858
02:37:23,590 --> 02:37:22,560
you already read the manual we sent you

3859
02:37:25,429 --> 02:37:23,600
so you know about all the important

3860
02:37:27,510 --> 02:37:25,439
controls let me just go over a couple of

3861
02:37:45,030 --> 02:37:27,520
the changes there are one of the worst

3862
02:37:51,590 --> 02:37:48,230
you earlier the emergency cut off here

3863
02:37:55,590 --> 02:37:53,990
wow did you hear that

3864
02:37:57,349 --> 02:37:55,600
i mean there's a lot happening here he

3865
02:37:58,630 --> 02:37:57,359
forgot his safe word this is the

3866
02:38:00,389 --> 02:37:58,640
importance of safe words and

3867
02:38:02,309 --> 02:38:00,399
communication guys

3868
02:38:04,389 --> 02:38:02,319
especially in group activities because

3869
02:38:05,990 --> 02:38:04,399
this it can it can unfortunately lead to

3870
02:38:07,830 --> 02:38:06,000
situations like this and then you have

3871
02:38:09,590 --> 02:38:07,840
someone just

3872
02:38:11,830 --> 02:38:09,600
and you don't know you just don't know

3873
02:38:13,429 --> 02:38:11,840
what the situation is also also the guy

3874
02:38:14,950 --> 02:38:13,439
giving the instructions sounds very

3875
02:38:17,110 --> 02:38:14,960
confident but like

3876
02:38:19,349 --> 02:38:17,120
he's an idiot yeah

3877
02:38:21,910 --> 02:38:19,359
he doesn't know has he

3878
02:38:24,710 --> 02:38:21,920
hasn't known that that's the guy

3879
02:38:27,670 --> 02:38:24,720
and he's just spouting out instructions

3880
02:38:29,190 --> 02:38:27,680
that anyone can follow so any looney

3881
02:38:31,190 --> 02:38:29,200
could could do what he's doing right

3882
02:38:32,150 --> 02:38:31,200
honestly anyone

3883
02:38:32,950 --> 02:38:32,160
anyone

3884
02:38:34,870 --> 02:38:32,960
like

3885
02:38:36,950 --> 02:38:34,880
brown inside the helmet that'll alter

3886
02:38:38,550 --> 02:38:36,960
your voice for the proper tone

3887
02:38:40,830 --> 02:38:38,560
because he says

3888
02:38:42,309 --> 02:38:40,840
hold on inside the

3889
02:38:44,950 --> 02:38:42,319
helmet holds your voice to the proper

3890
02:38:47,429 --> 02:38:44,960
tonality and uh procedure-wise this is

3891
02:38:51,030 --> 02:38:47,439
the exact reason why safe words are

3892
02:38:52,469 --> 02:38:51,040
important guys questions yes

3893
02:38:56,230 --> 02:38:52,479
same as we talked about over the phone

3894
02:38:59,750 --> 02:38:58,230
before you say anything let me just take

3895
02:39:01,429 --> 02:38:59,760
a moment and speak for everyone when i

3896
02:39:02,630 --> 02:39:01,439
thank you for filling in for me on such

3897
02:39:05,030 --> 02:39:02,640
short notice

3898
02:39:06,469 --> 02:39:05,040
it was a total freak accident what

3899
02:39:07,910 --> 02:39:06,479
happened at rehearsal and we're

3900
02:39:08,830 --> 02:39:07,920
confident that we got all the casework

3901
02:39:09,990 --> 02:39:08,840
out of the

3902
02:39:11,590 --> 02:39:10,000
system oh

3903
02:39:14,230 --> 02:39:11,600
the doctor said pete actually showed

3904
02:39:17,030 --> 02:39:14,240
some brain activity this morning

3905
02:39:18,550 --> 02:39:17,040
that's a really good sign

3906
02:39:19,670 --> 02:39:18,560
i just sent you a jingle all the way

3907
02:39:22,070 --> 02:39:19,680
clip too

3908
02:39:24,630 --> 02:39:22,080
did you go on the bay

3909
02:39:27,030 --> 02:39:24,640
so last last christmas i found out that

3910
02:39:28,550 --> 02:39:27,040
my brother and my dad have like this

3911
02:39:30,710 --> 02:39:28,560
[\h__\h] like

3912
02:39:31,510 --> 02:39:30,720
big bonding moment

3913
02:39:36,389 --> 02:39:31,520
and

3914
02:39:39,429 --> 02:39:38,469
what the french chose just happened

3915
02:39:40,790 --> 02:39:39,439
there

3916
02:39:41,590 --> 02:39:40,800
sinbad

3917
02:39:43,590 --> 02:39:41,600
so

3918
02:39:46,710 --> 02:39:43,600
my my dad's favorite movie is jingle all

3919
02:39:49,030 --> 02:39:46,720
the way because of this scene right here

3920
02:39:51,830 --> 02:39:49,040
apparently sinbad runs through the crowd

3921
02:39:53,830 --> 02:39:51,840
and he goes get out of the way

3922
02:39:55,670 --> 02:39:53,840
and like him and my brother were like

3923
02:39:57,670 --> 02:39:55,680
laughing their ass off last christmas

3924
02:39:59,910 --> 02:39:57,680
and i had no idea about this like little

3925
02:40:01,349 --> 02:39:59,920
bonding moment they had going on but it

3926
02:40:03,270 --> 02:40:01,359
was hilarious then i went back and

3927
02:40:05,670 --> 02:40:03,280
watched it and dude i just laughed my

3928
02:40:07,830 --> 02:40:05,680
ass off because sinbad's running through

3929
02:40:09,120 --> 02:40:07,840
the crowd and he says

3930
02:40:11,830 --> 02:40:09,130
get out of the way box

3931
02:40:25,349 --> 02:40:11,840
[Laughter]

3932
02:40:28,710 --> 02:40:27,269
there's so much that happened just then

3933
02:40:30,870 --> 02:40:28,720
the little

3934
02:40:40,230 --> 02:40:30,880
the the ornaments that just like crowded

3935
02:40:44,710 --> 02:40:42,550
that's literally that is the process

3936
02:40:47,750 --> 02:40:44,720
when i'm getting ready to treat the the

3937
02:40:50,070 --> 02:40:47,760
grungelin area as i dictated earlier in

3938
02:40:52,070 --> 02:40:50,080
my my bio that is how i treat the box we

3939
02:40:53,429 --> 02:40:52,080
don't care about it

3940
02:40:55,990 --> 02:40:53,439
right out of the way you beat it out of

3941
02:40:58,950 --> 02:40:56,000
the way to get to what's important

3942
02:41:01,429 --> 02:40:58,960
wait hold on oh ooh willy i love i love

3943
02:41:03,830 --> 02:41:01,439
this oh can i can i copy you for a

3944
02:41:06,230 --> 02:41:03,840
second

3945
02:41:08,389 --> 02:41:06,240
can i say exactly what you just said

3946
02:41:10,389 --> 02:41:08,399
for it i don't care he's he's only been

3947
02:41:12,230 --> 02:41:10,399
doing it the entire show right you say

3948
02:41:14,389 --> 02:41:12,240
something and then just like a minute

3949
02:41:16,389 --> 02:41:14,399
later he brings it out like

3950
02:41:19,030 --> 02:41:16,399
no one's ever heard this fresh tank

3951
02:41:23,510 --> 02:41:20,790
listen i want to say it exactly the way

3952
02:41:27,670 --> 02:41:25,990
oh my god i love you guys so much i'm

3953
02:41:29,670 --> 02:41:27,680
getting really good

3954
02:41:32,309 --> 02:41:29,680
big really will there be titties i mean

3955
02:41:34,630 --> 02:41:32,319
for another five dollars

3956
02:41:36,870 --> 02:41:34,640
spaced out radio tip25 honestly dave if

3957
02:41:38,309 --> 02:41:36,880
you're still here and you owe dave the

3958
02:41:39,830 --> 02:41:38,319
titty pig

3959
02:41:41,110 --> 02:41:39,840
at this point

3960
02:41:43,349 --> 02:41:41,120
man we've made

3961
02:41:45,269 --> 02:41:43,359
dave we made so much money off of ben's

3962
02:41:47,590 --> 02:41:45,279
nipples tonight honestly dave

3963
02:41:49,030 --> 02:41:47,600
dave you do you don't even know dude i'm

3964
02:41:52,150 --> 02:41:49,040
talking about

3965
02:41:54,309 --> 02:41:52,160
hundreds of dollars off of ben's nipples

3966
02:41:57,670 --> 02:41:54,319
literally do you know why

3967
02:41:58,469 --> 02:41:57,680
dude so much money

3968
02:41:59,910 --> 02:41:58,479
just

3969
02:42:01,110 --> 02:41:59,920
maybe move your microphone you might

3970
02:42:02,150 --> 02:42:01,120
you're not doing it you're not being a

3971
02:42:04,150 --> 02:42:02,160
good cam girl i'm trying to teach you

3972
02:42:05,590 --> 02:42:04,160
here i told him your pimp

3973
02:42:07,910 --> 02:42:05,600
slowly

3974
02:42:09,670 --> 02:42:07,920
work it from the angles

3975
02:42:12,469 --> 02:42:09,680
oh there it is

3976
02:42:14,700 --> 02:42:12,479
what was that i could barely see one

3977
02:42:23,269 --> 02:42:14,710
that's a half nipple shine

3978
02:42:23,279 --> 02:42:26,870
wow

3979
02:42:32,790 --> 02:42:29,590
said that cut eye contact though

3980
02:42:34,630 --> 02:42:32,800
that's what gets everybody i think yeah

3981
02:42:37,590 --> 02:42:34,640
five dollars i got ripped off for those

3982
02:42:41,030 --> 02:42:37,600
nippers yeah 50 you did or nap oh jesus

3983
02:42:42,950 --> 02:42:41,040
christ fap you didn't give us 50 and we

3984
02:42:45,510 --> 02:42:42,960
appreciate it so much and i tried to

3985
02:42:47,670 --> 02:42:45,520
give the vocal background with the music

3986
02:42:49,429 --> 02:42:47,680
hey if you can bend just the camera to

3987
02:42:51,349 --> 02:42:49,439
wear chin up

3988
02:42:56,710 --> 02:42:51,359
removed and then just nipple at that

3989
02:43:01,110 --> 02:42:57,750
oh

3990
02:43:04,950 --> 02:43:01,120
my god simon stop giving us money please

3991
02:43:04,960 --> 02:43:09,320
dang it

3992
02:43:09,330 --> 02:43:16,790
[Music]

3993
02:43:20,870 --> 02:43:19,030
it's because they're so tiny so tiny

3994
02:43:27,040 --> 02:43:20,880
things

3995
02:43:27,050 --> 02:43:35,830
[Music]

3996
02:43:39,349 --> 02:43:37,830
honestly ben it's a little intimidating

3997
02:43:41,269 --> 02:43:39,359
how close we are to your mouth if you

3998
02:43:43,429 --> 02:43:41,279
could just bring the camera angle back

3999
02:43:44,870 --> 02:43:43,439
nice and easy

4000
02:44:03,110 --> 02:43:44,880
you remind me of the angle he's doing

4001
02:44:09,190 --> 02:44:06,230
is oh my gosh

4002
02:44:11,590 --> 02:44:09,200
i was my favorite time tiny nipples

4003
02:44:13,269 --> 02:44:11,600
hey i just that's right like it's gonna

4004
02:44:15,510 --> 02:44:13,279
happen it's okay to have small nipples

4005
02:44:16,790 --> 02:44:15,520
welcome to the ufo garage pocket oh dang

4006
02:44:18,150 --> 02:44:16,800
it i didn't mean to go to this i was

4007
02:44:19,590 --> 02:44:18,160
trying to look up who spaced out radio

4008
02:44:21,670 --> 02:44:19,600
has on tonight because i should know

4009
02:44:24,070 --> 02:44:21,680
this and i went to never seen i've never

4010
02:44:25,190 --> 02:44:24,080
seen jimmy church show his nipples

4011
02:44:26,550 --> 02:44:25,200
facts

4012
02:44:28,790 --> 02:44:26,560
i've never seen

4013
02:44:30,309 --> 02:44:28,800
mr dave scott show his nipples either

4014
02:44:33,030 --> 02:44:30,319
hey dave scott can we see your nipples

4015
02:44:35,830 --> 02:44:33,040
tonight honestly mr dave scott mr if i

4016
02:44:38,950 --> 02:44:35,840
may be so inclined to to oblige to his

4017
02:44:41,910 --> 02:44:38,960
imply that the uh nipple showing

4018
02:44:43,110 --> 02:44:41,920
did increase the challenge

4019
02:44:44,150 --> 02:44:43,120
by quite

4020
02:44:45,910 --> 02:44:44,160
i mean

4021
02:44:48,230 --> 02:44:45,920
hey and it wouldn't it wouldn't conflict

4022
02:44:50,389 --> 02:44:48,240
with his like his radio stuff right

4023
02:44:53,429 --> 02:44:50,399
because you can't see nipples on radios

4024
02:44:55,269 --> 02:44:53,439
exactly so hundred percent nipples yeah

4025
02:44:57,590 --> 02:44:55,279
dave

4026
02:44:59,269 --> 02:44:57,600
nipples is not cursing dude you're just

4027
02:44:59,830 --> 02:44:59,279
talking

4028
02:45:01,269 --> 02:44:59,840
you about a

4029
02:45:03,510 --> 02:45:01,279
say anything dude like you're in the

4030
02:45:05,429 --> 02:45:03,520
middle of your broadcast you know

4031
02:45:09,030 --> 02:45:05,439
you're like a really serious topic you

4032
02:45:11,510 --> 02:45:09,040
just drop drop people know the deal 10

4033
02:45:14,309 --> 02:45:11,520
nip slip whoops this happened that's

4034
02:45:16,150 --> 02:45:14,319
right i mean if if what's her name can

4035
02:45:17,429 --> 02:45:16,160
do it at the super bowl so can you you

4036
02:45:18,389 --> 02:45:17,439
know what i'm saying i don't know that's

4037
02:45:21,590 --> 02:45:18,399
all i'm saying

4038
02:45:23,660 --> 02:45:21,600
wait janet jackson jenna jackson

4039
02:45:24,870 --> 02:45:23,670
it was an accident

4040
02:45:25,830 --> 02:45:24,880
[Music]

4041
02:45:27,670 --> 02:45:25,840
oracle

4042
02:45:29,590 --> 02:45:27,680
justin timberlake and janet jackson she

4043
02:45:30,309 --> 02:45:29,600
was showing the titties that's a super

4044
02:45:32,389 --> 02:45:30,319
bowl

4045
02:45:34,870 --> 02:45:32,399
she did short tense there's some real

4046
02:45:37,429 --> 02:45:34,880
questions here did bob lazar show his

4047
02:45:39,110 --> 02:45:37,439
nips you know okay now we need to hit on

4048
02:45:41,269 --> 02:45:39,120
this this is a

4049
02:45:42,950 --> 02:45:41,279
we know he did we need to talk about

4050
02:45:44,309 --> 02:45:42,960
this at this point we know about the

4051
02:45:47,269 --> 02:45:44,319
hand print

4052
02:45:50,230 --> 02:45:47,279
the the scanner that scan the bone

4053
02:45:53,110 --> 02:45:50,240
layout yeah we don't know what is very

4054
02:45:55,510 --> 02:45:53,120
recluse knowledge is the actual nipple

4055
02:45:57,429 --> 02:45:55,520
pattern of the nipple pattern yeah so

4056
02:46:00,150 --> 02:45:57,439
after you would position your hand bone

4057
02:46:02,630 --> 02:46:00,160
system yep there were suction cups for

4058
02:46:04,389 --> 02:46:02,640
the nipples that would come out and you

4059
02:46:07,110 --> 02:46:04,399
had to put your nips in the suction

4060
02:46:08,710 --> 02:46:07,120
couples and it would indicate the areola

4061
02:46:11,349 --> 02:46:08,720
locations

4062
02:46:13,269 --> 02:46:11,359
that were indeed bob lazar so not only

4063
02:46:15,030 --> 02:46:13,279
was it scanning his handprint and his

4064
02:46:18,469 --> 02:46:15,040
bone structure to make sure his bob

4065
02:46:20,550 --> 02:46:18,479
lazar they also had suction cups to to

4066
02:46:22,389 --> 02:46:20,560
track the nipples of

4067
02:46:23,910 --> 02:46:22,399
the czar and that's what he

4068
02:46:26,950 --> 02:46:23,920
that that wasn't even put in jeremy

4069
02:46:30,630 --> 02:46:28,630
suction cups he didn't put that in there

4070
02:46:32,630 --> 02:46:30,640
it was too ridiculous and remember ben

4071
02:46:33,990 --> 02:46:32,640
and i been you remember me and ben were

4072
02:46:35,590 --> 02:46:34,000
talking about it we were like jeremy

4073
02:46:36,790 --> 02:46:35,600
corbell why didn't you put the nipple

4074
02:46:40,150 --> 02:46:36,800
suction cups

4075
02:46:42,150 --> 02:46:40,160
um readers uh in the documentary and

4076
02:46:44,150 --> 02:46:42,160
then he emailed us back with this long

4077
02:46:46,309 --> 02:46:44,160
explanation right yeah well the champion

4078
02:46:48,469 --> 02:46:46,319
was almost unbearable positive about it

4079
02:46:50,389 --> 02:46:48,479
and he was just like hey just not for me

4080
02:46:53,110 --> 02:46:50,399
you guys have full reign to talk about

4081
02:46:55,030 --> 02:46:53,120
the nipple um because the the laser the

4082
02:46:56,550 --> 02:46:55,040
hand laser that's just one part of it

4083
02:46:58,550 --> 02:46:56,560
dude

4084
02:47:02,389 --> 02:46:58,560
is that there's a cord at the back it's

4085
02:47:04,710 --> 02:47:02,399
a very stretchy cord that plugs into the

4086
02:47:06,710 --> 02:47:04,720
nipple and it and it

4087
02:47:08,710 --> 02:47:06,720
records the size of your nipples because

4088
02:47:10,950 --> 02:47:08,720
everybody has different sized nipples

4089
02:47:12,870 --> 02:47:10,960
dude nipples are like fingerprints and

4090
02:47:14,710 --> 02:47:12,880
he was working so many hours that

4091
02:47:16,790 --> 02:47:14,720
honestly the chafing was getting to be a

4092
02:47:19,110 --> 02:47:16,800
bit much at that point to this day his

4093
02:47:20,950 --> 02:47:19,120
left nipple still has no feeling in it

4094
02:47:22,630 --> 02:47:20,960
what people realize about the bob lazar

4095
02:47:24,870 --> 02:47:22,640
story is that the reason bob lazar

4096
02:47:27,349 --> 02:47:24,880
actually came forward is because he

4097
02:47:29,429 --> 02:47:27,359
couldn't take the nipple suction in the

4098
02:47:31,910 --> 02:47:29,439
chafing and the taping of the nibbles

4099
02:47:34,070 --> 02:47:31,920
was so bad yes that he was like i have

4100
02:47:35,590 --> 02:47:34,080
to tell people about the [\h__\h] did you

4101
02:47:39,510 --> 02:47:35,600
don't even get us

4102
02:47:42,950 --> 02:47:39,520
phase of security which was the rip cord

4103
02:47:42,960 --> 02:47:48,070
i've lost

4104
02:47:51,990 --> 02:47:49,429
on wait

4105
02:47:53,269 --> 02:47:52,000
full insertion and and the robot

4106
02:47:54,710 --> 02:47:53,279
wouldn't even say it in a fun way it

4107
02:47:57,110 --> 02:47:54,720
when it was done it wouldn't be like rip

4108
02:47:58,710 --> 02:47:57,120
cord it was just like rip it

4109
02:48:00,389 --> 02:47:58,720
and it would just you know

4110
02:48:01,910 --> 02:48:00,399
honestly was a bit much don't people

4111
02:48:03,269 --> 02:48:01,920
don't understand you can tell the

4112
02:48:04,710 --> 02:48:03,279
psychological damage that has taken

4113
02:48:05,990 --> 02:48:04,720
place with bob lazar when he talks about

4114
02:48:07,830 --> 02:48:06,000
this there's much more people don't

4115
02:48:09,269 --> 02:48:07,840
realize surface level they think he's

4116
02:48:11,670 --> 02:48:09,279
just a guy who was out there talking and

4117
02:48:12,309 --> 02:48:11,680
pimping hard at one point but honestly

4118
02:48:13,750 --> 02:48:12,319
the

4119
02:48:17,190 --> 02:48:13,760
sustained

4120
02:48:20,550 --> 02:48:17,200
nipple damage to his left areola

4121
02:48:22,389 --> 02:48:20,560
as well as his anus rip cords

4122
02:48:23,910 --> 02:48:22,399
oh my god whatever people try to bring

4123
02:48:25,510 --> 02:48:23,920
that argument up that bobbles our

4124
02:48:27,269 --> 02:48:25,520
argument that like well you know he used

4125
02:48:28,309 --> 02:48:27,279
to be a pimp right he did it and i'm

4126
02:48:34,580 --> 02:48:28,319
always like

4127
02:48:34,590 --> 02:48:39,190
[Applause]

4128
02:48:43,349 --> 02:48:41,910
i represented all these females in this

4129
02:48:45,429 --> 02:48:43,359
apartment that i bought that i didn't

4130
02:48:48,630 --> 02:48:45,439
live in is that not some [\h__\h] station

4131
02:48:50,950 --> 02:48:48,640
without representation is not leaking

4132
02:48:54,469 --> 02:48:50,960
look hey listen officer i was i was just

4133
02:48:57,110 --> 02:48:54,479
representation representation

4134
02:48:58,870 --> 02:48:57,120
i was just representing these

4135
02:49:01,190 --> 02:48:58,880
these hoes go out every day i was

4136
02:49:04,230 --> 02:49:01,200
representing them look i ain't

4137
02:49:06,389 --> 02:49:04,240
i was more like a sponsor like for a aaa

4138
02:49:08,630 --> 02:49:06,399
i'm not the whole i'm not the hoe i'm a

4139
02:49:12,309 --> 02:49:08,640
representative i don't know pimp i'm

4140
02:49:14,309 --> 02:49:12,319
just a representative 100 percent

4141
02:49:16,630 --> 02:49:14,319
you know and this leads us into many

4142
02:49:18,870 --> 02:49:16,640
other whistleblowers uh we we we could

4143
02:49:22,469 --> 02:49:18,880
share honestly countless hours and maybe

4144
02:49:24,469 --> 02:49:22,479
coming into the 20 20 year 2022 year

4145
02:49:25,990 --> 02:49:24,479
we will give some short blurbs on that

4146
02:49:28,710 --> 02:49:26,000
gentlemen maybe we will start start

4147
02:49:30,790 --> 02:49:28,720
sharing some of these stories yes

4148
02:49:33,110 --> 02:49:30,800
short staring is a shark

4149
02:49:34,950 --> 02:49:33,120
shark sharing is important

4150
02:49:36,389 --> 02:49:34,960
the champion said bob lazar and pimp and

4151
02:49:38,309 --> 02:49:36,399
says pimping

4152
02:49:40,630 --> 02:49:38,319
no way

4153
02:49:42,790 --> 02:49:40,640
you have to stop sending your super

4154
02:49:44,710 --> 02:49:42,800
chaps at this point because honestly i

4155
02:49:45,830 --> 02:49:44,720
feel like you've sent us 200 and i don't

4156
02:49:49,110 --> 02:49:45,840
even know how much you've sent but

4157
02:49:57,510 --> 02:49:49,120
obviously so much thank you so much dude

4158
02:49:57,520 --> 02:50:01,110
it's right in between

4159
02:50:09,429 --> 02:50:03,429
gordial and oracle's post it's pretty

4160
02:50:13,110 --> 02:50:10,870
yeah

4161
02:50:15,030 --> 02:50:13,120
you guys you guys just thought bob lazar

4162
02:50:17,429 --> 02:50:15,040
invented the rocket car but he didn't he

4163
02:50:20,469 --> 02:50:17,439
invented pimping he's big pimping

4164
02:50:27,830 --> 02:50:22,950
he called it uh

4165
02:50:32,070 --> 02:50:30,710
a big sponsoring out here okay bob lazar

4166
02:50:34,150 --> 02:50:32,080
can you tell us about the time that you

4167
02:50:39,830 --> 02:50:34,160
were a sponsor for these young ladies

4168
02:50:45,269 --> 02:50:43,190
did you just say bigfoot a bigfoot anal

4169
02:50:47,110 --> 02:50:45,279
yo you better pray to god and everything

4170
02:50:49,429 --> 02:50:47,120
you believe in and all holy demons and

4171
02:50:50,870 --> 02:50:49,439
angels of all hell that if you're out in

4172
02:50:53,349 --> 02:50:50,880
the woods and you're doing some making

4173
02:50:54,790 --> 02:50:53,359
calls and bigfoot anal is the story you

4174
02:50:56,790 --> 02:50:54,800
have to tell afterwards

4175
02:50:59,670 --> 02:50:56,800
oh

4176
02:51:02,550 --> 02:50:59,680
yeah dude i would not want bigfoot to

4177
02:51:11,590 --> 02:51:02,560
get a hold of the choncho

4178
02:51:13,830 --> 02:51:13,110
and bigfoot comes up behind you he's

4179
02:51:25,269 --> 02:51:13,840
like

4180
02:51:30,309 --> 02:51:27,110
it's one of the greatest movies ever oh

4181
02:51:32,950 --> 02:51:30,319
man oh wes h put it very well no more

4182
02:51:34,790 --> 02:51:32,960
ripcord for you yeah that's just uh

4183
02:51:36,469 --> 02:51:34,800
that's just a wind shoot at that point

4184
02:51:37,910 --> 02:51:36,479
that's just where the it's like the wind

4185
02:51:41,190 --> 02:51:37,920
chime where the wind blows through it

4186
02:51:41,200 --> 02:51:57,269
every time you fart it just whistles

4187
02:52:02,070 --> 02:51:58,830
all you hear when you fart

4188
02:52:03,990 --> 02:52:02,080
is it's just air

4189
02:52:05,190 --> 02:52:04,000
and when when the air blows right when

4190
02:52:08,230 --> 02:52:05,200
you bend over to do gardening work you

4191
02:52:17,110 --> 02:52:10,150
yeah

4192
02:52:21,349 --> 02:52:18,630
your neighbor your neighbors are like oh

4193
02:52:24,150 --> 02:52:21,359
my gosh i hear some great hornells in

4194
02:52:26,309 --> 02:52:24,160
the area oh no dude that's just me

4195
02:52:28,870 --> 02:52:26,319
guardian

4196
02:52:33,750 --> 02:52:28,880
that's me gardening you said it like a

4197
02:52:35,750 --> 02:52:33,760
pirate that's me gardening it's me

4198
02:52:37,269 --> 02:52:35,760
unfortunately it had a big foot running

4199
02:52:41,110 --> 02:52:37,279
back in the day and now she just

4200
02:52:46,389 --> 02:52:44,309
was stuck in the grass you're like

4201
02:52:47,990 --> 02:52:46,399
bro fun fact about that that's my

4202
02:52:50,790 --> 02:52:48,000
favorite insult for people anymore i'm

4203
02:52:52,710 --> 02:52:50,800
like this is such a peg boy move to do

4204
02:52:54,950 --> 02:52:52,720
and you don't want to be a peg boy if

4205
02:52:57,830 --> 02:52:54,960
you look up what a peg boy was back in

4206
02:53:00,070 --> 02:52:57,840
day bro

4207
02:53:04,469 --> 02:53:00,080
uh what's the [\h__\h] what is a peg boy

4208
02:53:10,710 --> 02:53:06,309
christmas

4209
02:53:12,630 --> 02:53:10,720
what justin timberlake saying on snl

4210
02:53:15,429 --> 02:53:12,640
stick in a box so we could be merry

4211
02:53:17,030 --> 02:53:15,439
christmas all up in here but peg boys

4212
02:53:17,830 --> 02:53:17,040
were uh well i don't believe i'm sharing

4213
02:53:19,830 --> 02:53:17,840
the story i don't know if it's

4214
02:53:21,910 --> 02:53:19,840
appropriate at all but

4215
02:53:25,429 --> 02:53:21,920
these pirates would

4216
02:53:27,670 --> 02:53:25,439
take please do

4217
02:53:28,790 --> 02:53:27,680
looking males at the time young males

4218
02:53:31,349 --> 02:53:28,800
and they would

4219
02:53:34,710 --> 02:53:31,359
have them sit on a peg so that at any

4220
02:53:37,429 --> 02:53:34,720
and all times they could come in and uh

4221
02:53:39,429 --> 02:53:37,439
pleasure themselves as needed

4222
02:53:40,389 --> 02:53:39,439
with everything being fully

4223
02:53:41,990 --> 02:53:40,399
uh

4224
02:53:43,670 --> 02:53:42,000
opened as needed

4225
02:53:45,670 --> 02:53:43,680
you're called a peg boy it's definitely

4226
02:53:47,110 --> 02:53:45,680
an insult but my favorite part is when

4227
02:53:48,150 --> 02:53:47,120
you call someone a big boy and they

4228
02:53:49,670 --> 02:53:48,160
don't know what it is so they go and

4229
02:53:51,910 --> 02:53:49,680
google in it and they get really pissed

4230
02:53:56,150 --> 02:53:51,920
and they come back like hey i'm not a

4231
02:53:59,830 --> 02:53:57,670
that's like getting somebody to like

4232
02:54:00,560 --> 02:53:59,840
google like blue waffles

4233
02:54:02,230 --> 02:54:00,570
oh no

4234
02:54:03,030 --> 02:54:02,240
[Music]

4235
02:54:04,469 --> 02:54:03,040
yeah

4236
02:54:06,790 --> 02:54:04,479
have you all seen one of the stomping

4237
02:54:09,590 --> 02:54:06,800
process like google it like google

4238
02:54:12,070 --> 02:54:09,600
images do not

4239
02:54:14,230 --> 02:54:12,080
i mean it's the newest alien sightings

4240
02:54:15,910 --> 02:54:14,240
it's been taking over the scene hey in

4241
02:54:17,910 --> 02:54:15,920
the last in the last three minutes of

4242
02:54:21,830 --> 02:54:17,920
our show can we talk about it aliens

4243
02:54:25,349 --> 02:54:23,830
do you think okay fun fact since we're

4244
02:54:27,269 --> 02:54:25,359
talking about we're like porn related

4245
02:54:28,389 --> 02:54:27,279
right now but like what's alien porn do

4246
02:54:31,030 --> 02:54:28,399
you think they have porn do you think

4247
02:54:32,469 --> 02:54:31,040
they have any kind of emotions uh uh

4248
02:54:33,750 --> 02:54:32,479
damn it what's that [\h__\h] called where

4249
02:54:36,150 --> 02:54:33,760
the tentacles go up through their

4250
02:54:39,510 --> 02:54:36,160
throats oh i don't like that stuff i'm

4251
02:54:41,670 --> 02:54:39,520
not my jam like hockey or some [\h__\h] yeah

4252
02:54:43,190 --> 02:54:41,680
it's like it's it's the it's yeah the

4253
02:54:44,469 --> 02:54:43,200
eight because they got like eight arms

4254
02:54:45,510 --> 02:54:44,479
and stuff i don't know what to do i

4255
02:54:47,349 --> 02:54:45,520
heard about i don't know what it's

4256
02:54:53,429 --> 02:54:47,359
called though melissa what's it called

4257
02:54:58,469 --> 02:54:56,070
just kidding listen i heard the reports

4258
02:55:00,309 --> 02:54:58,479
i've seen the video in old blue you out

4259
02:55:04,630 --> 02:55:00,319
there traveling around

4260
02:55:08,389 --> 02:55:06,469
jesus christ

4261
02:55:10,309 --> 02:55:08,399
oh my god

4262
02:55:12,230 --> 02:55:10,319
they screwed telepathically kind of

4263
02:55:13,990 --> 02:55:12,240
boring melissa you don't know there was

4264
02:55:15,830 --> 02:55:14,000
a gentleman who has over 100 hybrid

4265
02:55:18,309 --> 02:55:15,840
children he's had an encounter since he

4266
02:55:22,790 --> 02:55:18,319
was 16 years old and she wrote that dick

4267
02:55:27,110 --> 02:55:25,269
yeah she wrote him hard she was probably

4268
02:55:29,590 --> 02:55:27,120
hot dude i always want to have sex with

4269
02:55:31,429 --> 02:55:29,600
that alien she sounds hot as [\h__\h] she

4270
02:55:35,110 --> 02:55:31,439
knew what she was doing

4271
02:55:36,950 --> 02:55:35,120
think she was wearing

4272
02:55:39,030 --> 02:55:36,960
that skirt she was wearing a skirt

4273
02:55:40,710 --> 02:55:39,040
looking thing for him she was going for

4274
02:55:42,150 --> 02:55:40,720
the bombshell like the radiate what's

4275
02:55:45,190 --> 02:55:42,160
the 50s whatever that style is called

4276
02:55:48,230 --> 02:55:45,200
what's that style called flapper

4277
02:55:50,389 --> 02:55:48,240
bombshell radioactive freaking

4278
02:55:53,910 --> 02:55:50,399
lady lady comic

4279
02:55:56,230 --> 02:55:53,920
atomic age work she had going on why are

4280
02:56:00,710 --> 02:55:56,240
all men attracted to that i am dude i

4281
02:56:04,070 --> 02:56:01,590
bro

4282
02:56:07,030 --> 02:56:04,080
it's so hot it doesn't make sense it's

4283
02:56:08,469 --> 02:56:07,040
it's like all the old style steampunk

4284
02:56:11,670 --> 02:56:08,479
uh pin-up

4285
02:56:13,269 --> 02:56:11,680
atomic age [\h__\h] like that 50's [\h__\h]

4286
02:56:15,830 --> 02:56:13,279
sexy ass

4287
02:56:17,429 --> 02:56:15,840
roaring 20s [\h__\h] like that

4288
02:56:18,550 --> 02:56:17,439
[\h__\h] hot dude

4289
02:56:20,070 --> 02:56:18,560
goddamn

4290
02:56:23,030 --> 02:56:20,080
i know

4291
02:56:35,269 --> 02:56:23,040
i'd much i'd much rather yeah yeah

4292
02:56:42,790 --> 02:56:37,349
i recognize that it shouldn't be hot but

4293
02:56:46,150 --> 02:56:43,910
yeah dude

4294
02:56:47,590 --> 02:56:46,160
even the girl with the the [\h__\h] uh

4295
02:56:49,349 --> 02:56:47,600
the messed up ankles the one that joe

4296
02:56:50,230 --> 02:56:49,359
just showed you

4297
02:56:52,550 --> 02:56:50,240
okay

4298
02:56:54,790 --> 02:56:52,560
she's playing her on her hat yeah she

4299
02:56:56,230 --> 02:56:54,800
showed up and she's like

4300
02:56:57,349 --> 02:56:56,240
let's do it right now and be like you

4301
02:56:59,349 --> 02:56:57,359
know what

4302
02:57:01,110 --> 02:56:59,359
you're right that gives me a handle like

4303
02:57:03,269 --> 02:57:01,120
the whole time or something like yeah

4304
02:57:04,630 --> 02:57:03,279
yeah she forgot she was taking a photo

4305
02:57:05,990 --> 02:57:04,640
okay

4306
02:57:09,110 --> 02:57:06,000
there's a little change of pace there

4307
02:57:12,870 --> 02:57:09,120
ben way to ruin the mojo oh hold on

4308
02:57:17,990 --> 02:57:16,070
someone just said just get into it

4309
02:57:20,150 --> 02:57:18,000
go look at these people they don't get

4310
02:57:38,790 --> 02:57:20,160
it they're gonna get it that's it they

4311
02:57:43,349 --> 02:57:41,269
yeah i will consensually give that hard

4312
02:57:44,950 --> 02:57:43,359
to you consensually i'm consistently

4313
02:57:46,550 --> 02:57:44,960
gonna give that to you okay you know

4314
02:57:49,990 --> 02:57:46,560
what i draw the line on that one i'm not

4315
02:57:50,630 --> 02:57:50,000
feeling it i just you ruined my yep it's

4316
02:57:52,630 --> 02:57:50,640
going

4317
02:57:54,630 --> 02:57:52,640
home you gotta go home

4318
02:57:57,190 --> 02:57:54,640
no she's trying too hard this girl she's

4319
02:58:01,910 --> 02:57:59,349
look this girl that original look she

4320
02:58:13,830 --> 02:58:01,920
wants you to have a good meal also she's

4321
02:58:17,750 --> 02:58:16,389
oh yeah what's that real photo what's

4322
02:58:19,750 --> 02:58:17,760
that real photo down there who's that

4323
02:58:21,990 --> 02:58:19,760
lady

4324
02:58:23,349 --> 02:58:22,000
right uh this one no

4325
02:58:26,950 --> 02:58:23,359
that one's not bad

4326
02:58:26,960 --> 02:58:58,630
yeah she could essentially get it

4327
02:58:58,640 --> 02:59:09,830
going

4328
02:59:09,840 --> 02:59:18,630
that chick is farting so hard in space

4329
02:59:22,790 --> 02:59:21,429
i bet it smells like mint no

4330
02:59:32,870 --> 02:59:22,800
you know what also another version of

4331
02:59:36,309 --> 02:59:35,269
you totally derailed on joe's that is

4332
02:59:38,070 --> 02:59:36,319
not it

4333
02:59:39,110 --> 02:59:38,080
ben what are you doing you're not 13.

4334
02:59:40,870 --> 02:59:39,120
stop it

4335
02:59:42,870 --> 02:59:40,880
that's when you're 13 years old the wind

4336
02:59:44,550 --> 02:59:42,880
blows wrong and you see that word and

4337
02:59:47,269 --> 02:59:44,560
you just jerk off on it it doesn't make

4338
02:59:49,110 --> 02:59:47,279
sense but you did it it's okay

4339
02:59:50,150 --> 02:59:49,120
all right what what image are we talking

4340
02:59:52,150 --> 02:59:50,160
about joe

4341
02:59:54,389 --> 02:59:52,160
what did i miss it's over

4342
02:59:58,230 --> 02:59:54,399
it's already done

4343
03:00:00,070 --> 02:59:58,240
a long time ago it happened already

4344
03:00:01,910 --> 03:00:00,080
are you saying it came in wind all i'm

4345
03:00:03,670 --> 03:00:01,920
saying is that that monkey

4346
03:00:05,030 --> 03:00:03,680
would continually get it champ bailey

4347
03:00:06,950 --> 03:00:05,040
you are absolutely right you can't fart

4348
03:00:07,990 --> 03:00:06,960
in space you will die that's absolutely

4349
03:00:10,550 --> 03:00:08,000
true

4350
03:00:12,389 --> 03:00:10,560
oh look at this this is great i love

4351
03:00:14,469 --> 03:00:12,399
this [\h__\h] dude dude is something about

4352
03:00:16,389 --> 03:00:14,479
that era it's like what's she what's she

4353
03:00:18,950 --> 03:00:16,399
she's like i don't give a [\h__\h] i'm

4354
03:00:21,269 --> 03:00:18,960
honest dude you you could do whatever

4355
03:00:23,349 --> 03:00:21,279
i'm in charge that was the era where

4356
03:00:24,870 --> 03:00:23,359
like men were like dying overseas and

4357
03:00:26,630 --> 03:00:24,880
they were like we gotta like build

4358
03:00:29,030 --> 03:00:26,640
bullets and guns and [\h__\h] and they were

4359
03:00:31,269 --> 03:00:29,040
all powerful like that was the hot era

4360
03:00:34,150 --> 03:00:31,279
of women were like it's like

4361
03:00:35,830 --> 03:00:34,160
that chick from um captain america ah

4362
03:00:36,830 --> 03:00:35,840
crap i should know her name like she's

4363
03:00:39,910 --> 03:00:36,840
the english

4364
03:00:41,030 --> 03:00:39,920
chick remember that time wonder woman

4365
03:00:43,110 --> 03:00:41,040
look

4366
03:00:44,469 --> 03:00:43,120
she was working with captain america she

4367
03:00:46,150 --> 03:00:44,479
was the english chick that was like his

4368
03:00:47,910 --> 03:00:46,160
handler

4369
03:00:50,309 --> 03:00:47,920
remember that time in american history

4370
03:00:51,269 --> 03:00:50,319
where like women did the same [\h__\h] when

4371
03:00:53,429 --> 03:00:51,279
uh

4372
03:00:55,830 --> 03:00:53,439
[\h__\h]

4373
03:00:58,389 --> 03:00:55,840
hold on dude

4374
03:00:59,670 --> 03:00:58,399
reset back up back up we got this

4375
03:01:02,550 --> 03:00:59,680
i have a point

4376
03:01:04,070 --> 03:01:02,560
women did the same [\h__\h] men did when

4377
03:01:05,990 --> 03:01:04,080
they were off to war and they did it

4378
03:01:09,269 --> 03:01:06,000
like better and then like they're like

4379
03:01:11,030 --> 03:01:09,279
oh let's make them sexy now

4380
03:01:13,670 --> 03:01:11,040
but like the guys were like at war

4381
03:01:15,670 --> 03:01:13,680
though like they did it better than us

4382
03:01:16,790 --> 03:01:15,680
like that's kind of cool

4383
03:01:20,950 --> 03:01:16,800
they did it

4384
03:01:23,190 --> 03:01:20,960
sexier than us but like look how much oh

4385
03:01:24,790 --> 03:01:23,200
you know who is also kind of hot though

4386
03:01:26,150 --> 03:01:24,800
like the chicken i'm the man harry

4387
03:01:29,269 --> 03:01:26,160
truman

4388
03:01:30,870 --> 03:01:29,279
yeah not feeling it not feeling it but

4389
03:01:32,950 --> 03:01:30,880
the chick from the mandalorian who i'm

4390
03:01:33,830 --> 03:01:32,960
talking about the guy's so hot what's

4391
03:01:38,070 --> 03:01:33,840
her name

4392
03:01:42,870 --> 03:01:41,670
the one in the blue mandalorians dang it

4393
03:01:44,950 --> 03:01:42,880
yeah

4394
03:01:50,630 --> 03:01:44,960
or the big wrestler i don't know what's

4395
03:01:53,269 --> 03:01:52,309
i don't know why

4396
03:01:54,469 --> 03:01:53,279
some people are like dude you're

4397
03:01:56,309 --> 03:01:54,479
attracted to dudes if you think she's

4398
03:01:57,190 --> 03:01:56,319
hot i'm like no bro she's just freaking

4399
03:02:00,389 --> 03:01:57,200
out

4400
03:02:02,790 --> 03:02:00,399
who says guys save lives bro

4401
03:02:04,070 --> 03:02:02,800
save lives thick thighs

4402
03:02:05,429 --> 03:02:04,080
what was that the same back of that what

4403
03:02:08,309 --> 03:02:05,439
was this thing for the longest yard i

4404
03:02:09,750 --> 03:02:08,319
got the fries to cross your eyes

4405
03:02:11,990 --> 03:02:09,760
i got the shakes to give you quakes and

4406
03:02:15,349 --> 03:02:12,000
then he was like i got the cheeseburgers

4407
03:02:19,670 --> 03:02:17,269
i just got the cheeseburger hey

4408
03:02:22,309 --> 03:02:19,680
aliengirl111 your secret's safe with me

4409
03:02:23,590 --> 03:02:22,319
girl i know what's up we get it listen

4410
03:02:25,750 --> 03:02:23,600
what's the secret are you having a

4411
03:02:27,510 --> 03:02:25,760
serious conversation with alien girl no

4412
03:02:29,190 --> 03:02:27,520
i just i'm getting that like telepathic

4413
03:02:30,550 --> 03:02:29,200
vibe bro

4414
03:02:33,030 --> 03:02:30,560
alien girl tell me if i'm right right

4415
03:02:34,870 --> 03:02:33,040
now i just got it in my head

4416
03:02:36,309 --> 03:02:34,880
i get it dude that's what i was picking

4417
03:02:38,790 --> 03:02:36,319
up as soon as we put up the mandalorian

4418
03:02:41,269 --> 03:02:38,800
chicks she was like boom oh my gosh

4419
03:02:42,870 --> 03:02:41,279
i can't see it on here but like a boner

4420
03:02:45,830 --> 03:02:42,880
starting with the seat it don't even

4421
03:02:46,710 --> 03:02:45,840
matter

4422
03:02:48,469 --> 03:02:46,720
i don't know if we're allowed to say

4423
03:02:49,349 --> 03:02:48,479
that or not but

4424
03:02:51,110 --> 03:02:49,359
uh

4425
03:02:53,269 --> 03:02:51,120
she never fought in the ufc ben all

4426
03:02:56,830 --> 03:02:53,279
right joe simon whale says that's gina

4427
03:02:59,590 --> 03:02:56,840
she never fought ufc you said

4428
03:03:02,630 --> 03:02:59,600
that one else said that i never said she

4429
03:03:04,230 --> 03:03:02,640
finally left me i didn't say that oh joe

4430
03:03:08,630 --> 03:03:04,240
no no dude no

4431
03:03:13,590 --> 03:03:10,830
what do i do how did you just back to

4432
03:03:15,830 --> 03:03:13,600
this oh i don't know man that's

4433
03:03:18,710 --> 03:03:15,840
anti-boner

4434
03:03:23,269 --> 03:03:21,190
are we going for sexuality here

4435
03:03:26,710 --> 03:03:23,279
i'm totally kidding

4436
03:03:27,750 --> 03:03:26,720
oh my god i love you guys so much

4437
03:03:29,830 --> 03:03:27,760
yeah

4438
03:03:31,910 --> 03:03:29,840
uh alien girl what i was trying to say

4439
03:03:33,910 --> 03:03:31,920
is that that chick right there that we

4440
03:03:35,590 --> 03:03:33,920
were showing on the screen

4441
03:03:37,910 --> 03:03:35,600
you find incredibly attractive and it's

4442
03:03:40,230 --> 03:03:37,920
okay i understand it's all right

4443
03:03:41,830 --> 03:03:40,240
that's what i'm saying yeah i get it

4444
03:03:44,150 --> 03:03:41,840
this is like the female version of

4445
03:03:47,030 --> 03:03:44,160
channing tatum

4446
03:03:48,309 --> 03:03:47,040
yeah a shine a shining tape

4447
03:03:51,590 --> 03:03:48,319
taint

4448
03:03:53,190 --> 03:03:51,600
shiny bro

4449
03:03:54,870 --> 03:03:53,200
what's the movie where they spray their

4450
03:03:57,590 --> 03:03:54,880
mouths and they're gonna die and they're

4451
03:03:58,790 --> 03:03:57,600
like bless me send me to the other side

4452
03:04:00,710 --> 03:03:58,800
and they would like spray their mouths

4453
03:04:02,469 --> 03:04:00,720
with those silvers raping

4454
03:04:04,950 --> 03:04:02,479
and they would jump to like the vehicles

4455
03:04:07,110 --> 03:04:04,960
and they'd kill each other

4456
03:04:09,349 --> 03:04:07,120
not man i know what you're talking about

4457
03:04:10,950 --> 03:04:09,359
oh my god the hell is that but he just

4458
03:04:12,150 --> 03:04:10,960
reminded me when he said shining tanks

4459
03:04:13,750 --> 03:04:12,160
what it was like is that their mouth

4460
03:04:16,790 --> 03:04:13,760
like spray my taint

4461
03:04:20,150 --> 03:04:16,800
and they're just like launched up

4462
03:04:23,110 --> 03:04:20,160
oh my god wait what are you playing now

4463
03:04:24,309 --> 03:04:23,120
ben

4464
03:04:26,070 --> 03:04:24,319
you're just pulling up like dude that

4465
03:04:28,550 --> 03:04:26,080
kid is not in high school any of them

4466
03:04:30,630 --> 03:04:28,560
you ever go back in those movies

4467
03:04:32,950 --> 03:04:30,640
there's no volume ben

4468
03:04:36,710 --> 03:04:32,960
there's nothing for us to listen to

4469
03:04:38,950 --> 03:04:36,720
no can't hear it oh what the [\h__\h]

4470
03:04:44,550 --> 03:04:38,960
he's like shut up you guys

4471
03:04:51,590 --> 03:04:47,190
uh sunsaver john what's up brother peace

4472
03:04:55,670 --> 03:04:53,990
merry christmas shut up get here

4473
03:04:57,750 --> 03:04:55,680
it's the best moment in cinematics all

4474
03:04:59,750 --> 03:04:57,760
right let's do it let's do it here we go

4475
03:05:01,670 --> 03:04:59,760
oh my god we almost missed it we're

4476
03:05:08,530 --> 03:05:01,680
standing around finger popping each

4477
03:05:08,540 --> 03:05:13,349
[Laughter]

4478
03:05:17,830 --> 03:05:15,429
but what if they could do both

4479
03:05:21,030 --> 03:05:17,840
it's both an

4480
03:05:23,349 --> 03:05:21,040
because i mean why limit ourselves

4481
03:05:25,910 --> 03:05:23,359
why why limit yourself

4482
03:05:28,469 --> 03:05:25,920
the world is your playground

4483
03:05:31,110 --> 03:05:28,479
tammy i agree wonder woman is hot she's

4484
03:05:34,550 --> 03:05:32,389
wonder woman

4485
03:05:37,670 --> 03:05:34,560
now tammy do you mean the new wonder

4486
03:05:39,670 --> 03:05:37,680
woman the allegory that is all the

4487
03:05:41,030 --> 03:05:39,680
wonder woman's are hot but what i'm

4488
03:05:42,710 --> 03:05:41,040
saying is are we saying the

4489
03:05:50,950 --> 03:05:42,720
individualistic

4490
03:05:56,150 --> 03:05:53,349
so the allegory that wonder woman

4491
03:05:56,990 --> 03:05:56,160
represents you find attractive tammany

4492
03:05:59,110 --> 03:05:57,000
yeah

4493
03:06:01,750 --> 03:05:59,120
individually as a word what are you

4494
03:06:03,349 --> 03:06:01,760
talking about

4495
03:06:05,349 --> 03:06:03,359
google that crap

4496
03:06:07,110 --> 03:06:05,359
he is you type that crap in right now

4497
03:06:09,670 --> 03:06:07,120
you put it on the screen you see what

4498
03:06:12,870 --> 03:06:09,680
the representation of it is the matrix

4499
03:06:15,590 --> 03:06:12,880
uh star wars and using the allegory keys

4500
03:06:20,870 --> 03:06:15,600
aren't they allegorically

4501
03:06:24,070 --> 03:06:22,469
why does it look like i mean joe you

4502
03:06:25,590 --> 03:06:24,080
feel like i feel like you've had purple

4503
03:06:26,830 --> 03:06:25,600
hair all night bro and it's not that

4504
03:06:29,590 --> 03:06:26,840
it's just your

4505
03:06:31,190 --> 03:06:29,600
earbuds you better put in right now an

4506
03:06:33,230 --> 03:06:31,200
allegory

4507
03:06:36,790 --> 03:06:33,240
and it will explain to you that is the

4508
03:06:38,870 --> 03:06:36,800
representation of something bigger

4509
03:06:46,389 --> 03:06:38,880
there you go an allegory there you go

4510
03:06:51,510 --> 03:06:47,910
you click on it right there it said do

4511
03:06:53,590 --> 03:06:52,790
i think you're spelling it wrong i can't

4512
03:06:55,670 --> 03:06:53,600
tell what you're putting out there

4513
03:06:57,269 --> 03:06:55,680
you're putting a

4514
03:06:58,950 --> 03:06:57,279
ever you ever put something in google

4515
03:07:00,790 --> 03:06:58,960
and it's like did you mean

4516
03:07:01,750 --> 03:07:00,800
and it doesn't say anything because it

4517
03:07:03,030 --> 03:07:01,760
doesn't know what the [\h__\h] you're

4518
03:07:04,870 --> 03:07:03,040
talking about

4519
03:07:07,590 --> 03:07:04,880
it's happened to me a couple times

4520
03:07:08,870 --> 03:07:07,600
i tried to spell lingerie and like

4521
03:07:11,269 --> 03:07:08,880
google was like i don't know what you're

4522
03:07:13,510 --> 03:07:11,279
trying to say i was like lingerie

4523
03:07:16,230 --> 03:07:13,520
lingerie

4524
03:07:17,590 --> 03:07:16,240
god who knew it was spelled lingar

4525
03:07:19,110 --> 03:07:17,600
reggie

4526
03:07:21,030 --> 03:07:19,120
okay i didn't bring up anything for big

4527
03:07:22,550 --> 03:07:21,040
willy must be french

4528
03:07:23,710 --> 03:07:22,560
which is a little disappointing because

4529
03:07:26,150 --> 03:07:23,720
only ed

4530
03:07:30,070 --> 03:07:26,160
onlyfans.com can you find the true big

4531
03:07:33,190 --> 03:07:30,080
willie big willy for [\h__\h] 969.com

4532
03:07:37,110 --> 03:07:35,590
underscore master baser

4533
03:07:39,030 --> 03:07:37,120
oh man

4534
03:07:40,870 --> 03:07:39,040
guys this was a blast that's so much fun

4535
03:07:43,030 --> 03:07:40,880
you guys i'm glad we did

4536
03:07:44,630 --> 03:07:43,040
this thing uh ben if you want to throw

4537
03:07:46,469 --> 03:07:44,640
in one more informative thing at the

4538
03:07:49,590 --> 03:07:46,479
very end where everybody's clearly still

4539
03:07:53,110 --> 03:07:49,600
listening about aliens

4540
03:07:55,830 --> 03:07:53,120
you want to do that for us oh yeah

4541
03:07:57,190 --> 03:07:55,840
put a bow and put it in a box

4542
03:07:58,389 --> 03:07:57,200
deliver that

4543
03:08:00,950 --> 03:07:58,399
um

4544
03:08:03,750 --> 03:08:00,960
i'll leave everyone else with this this

4545
03:08:06,710 --> 03:08:03,760
idea for for christmas coming up uh

4546
03:08:09,269 --> 03:08:06,720
jesus an alien idea

4547
03:08:12,230 --> 03:08:09,279
jesus cheeses

4548
03:08:13,030 --> 03:08:12,240
like joe said cheeses think about it

4549
03:08:15,750 --> 03:08:13,040
look

4550
03:08:18,550 --> 03:08:15,760
we're all there's a cow involved there's

4551
03:08:22,469 --> 03:08:20,230
a lot of people know that cheese comes

4552
03:08:24,150 --> 03:08:22,479
from cows i thought i came from goats

4553
03:08:25,510 --> 03:08:24,160
goat cheese is more well known than cow

4554
03:08:26,710 --> 03:08:25,520
cheese which is weird because you are

4555
03:08:29,670 --> 03:08:26,720
right i don't think so they definitely

4556
03:08:31,750 --> 03:08:29,680
out produce with the but i'm saying cows

4557
03:08:34,630 --> 03:08:31,760
definitely 100 out produce with the

4558
03:08:36,550 --> 03:08:34,640
cheese 100 some reason yeah i agree like

4559
03:08:38,630 --> 03:08:36,560
if someone says goat cheese though

4560
03:08:41,030 --> 03:08:38,640
you're like oh [\h__\h] there's some goat

4561
03:08:42,710 --> 03:08:41,040
cheese no i don't know i don't know fans

4562
03:08:45,750 --> 03:08:42,720
like audrey's up in here versus like

4563
03:09:00,630 --> 03:08:45,760
just standard like olstein

4564
03:09:00,640 --> 03:09:11,030
these chips

4565
03:09:16,389 --> 03:09:12,790
can we just have like a salad or some

4566
03:09:22,469 --> 03:09:17,670
do you remember he's like crunching the

4567
03:09:25,429 --> 03:09:23,910
i was wondering if you'd like to join me

4568
03:09:27,990 --> 03:09:25,439
in my quarters later

4569
03:09:31,830 --> 03:09:29,670
oh [\h__\h]

4570
03:09:32,790 --> 03:09:31,840
everything you just said is my favorite

4571
03:09:34,630 --> 03:09:32,800
too

4572
03:09:36,870 --> 03:09:34,640
i like poopies

4573
03:09:38,790 --> 03:09:36,880
um

4574
03:09:39,750 --> 03:09:38,800
oh god

4575
03:09:42,229 --> 03:09:39,760
oh

4576
03:09:45,030 --> 03:09:42,239
best movie ever so that means that

4577
03:09:46,469 --> 03:09:45,040
[\h__\h] my computer [\h__\h] died on me hold

4578
03:09:47,590 --> 03:09:46,479
on okay here we go

4579
03:09:49,190 --> 03:09:47,600
there we go

4580
03:09:52,150 --> 03:09:49,200
we're about to we're about to set up the

4581
03:09:56,469 --> 03:09:53,830
olson twins now we're talking that's the

4582
03:10:01,510 --> 03:09:56,479
word i meant to say olson not holstein

4583
03:10:05,830 --> 03:10:02,710
ah

4584
03:10:07,110 --> 03:10:05,840
but let's let's um

4585
03:10:08,229 --> 03:10:07,120
yeah

4586
03:10:11,190 --> 03:10:08,239
we gotta

4587
03:10:13,269 --> 03:10:11,200
we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna end

4588
03:10:16,309 --> 03:10:13,279
with a great song

4589
03:10:22,469 --> 03:10:19,590
oh boy joe at the ufo garage picking out

4590
03:10:29,910 --> 03:10:22,479
the dj songs for your fun evening don't

4591
03:10:33,830 --> 03:10:31,750
this is so good

4592
03:10:36,550 --> 03:10:33,840
with no volume

4593
03:10:38,309 --> 03:10:36,560
no that's hilarious dude oh my god you

4594
03:10:41,110 --> 03:10:38,319
know you're a douchebag right

4595
03:10:45,670 --> 03:10:43,750
jesus what do we pay you for literally

4596
03:10:49,910 --> 03:10:45,680
hundreds of dollars tonight and you

4597
03:10:52,389 --> 03:10:51,269
i want to take you that's my bad that's

4598
03:10:53,830 --> 03:10:52,399
my bad i don't want to stick them on

4599
03:10:55,349 --> 03:10:53,840
either side of your head what are you

4600
03:10:57,269 --> 03:10:55,359
i'm just kidding this was do you

4601
03:11:00,550 --> 03:10:57,279
remember when chef ramsay did that that

4602
03:11:02,950 --> 03:11:00,560
was so mean yeah it is mean so mean he's

4603
03:11:05,670 --> 03:11:02,960
so mean i could never do that

4604
03:11:10,870 --> 03:11:06,950
hey man you know you're a piece of [\h__\h]

4605
03:11:14,150 --> 03:11:12,710
you know right

4606
03:11:15,349 --> 03:11:14,160
yeah he knows you know your piece of

4607
03:11:16,630 --> 03:11:15,359
[\h__\h] right

4608
03:11:18,150 --> 03:11:16,640
take care folks

4609
03:11:19,830 --> 03:11:18,160
take care

4610
03:11:28,550 --> 03:11:19,840
oh victor

4611
03:11:32,630 --> 03:11:30,550
he did do arnold coming and you can't do

4612
03:11:34,790 --> 03:11:32,640
it twice he needs at least a 24-hour

4613
03:11:48,830 --> 03:11:34,800
reset it was too powerful

4614
03:11:52,630 --> 03:11:50,790
dude

4615
03:11:54,389 --> 03:11:52,640
this is so iconic people don't

4616
03:11:56,389 --> 03:11:54,399
understand

4617
03:11:58,630 --> 03:11:56,399
really how iconic

4618
03:12:00,389 --> 03:11:58,640
he was in this film no

4619
03:12:02,710 --> 03:12:00,399
dude they don't get it

4620
03:12:04,340 --> 03:12:02,720
dude i watch this movie at least twice a

4621
03:12:06,309 --> 03:12:04,350
year

4622
03:12:08,229 --> 03:12:06,319
[Music]

4623
03:12:10,400 --> 03:12:08,239
we should we should do the end and then

4624
03:12:13,349 --> 03:12:10,410
just wave for the rest of the song

4625
03:12:18,070 --> 03:12:13,359
[Laughter]

4626
03:12:23,030 --> 03:12:20,070
yeah but hey guys

4627
03:12:25,670 --> 03:12:23,040
you know this is uh

4628
03:12:27,269 --> 03:12:25,680
another episode

4629
03:12:29,429 --> 03:12:27,279
connor i'm gonna let you slide with that

4630
03:12:31,930 --> 03:12:29,439
because i feel like you meant jack black

4631
03:12:35,429 --> 03:12:31,940
but you put jack white i'm not sure

4632
03:12:37,110 --> 03:12:35,439
[Laughter]

4633
03:12:38,630 --> 03:12:37,120
have you seen jack black and jack white

4634
03:12:40,630 --> 03:12:38,640
getting together to write a song it's

4635
03:12:41,990 --> 03:12:40,640
amazing do you remember he shoots it

4636
03:12:43,030 --> 03:12:42,000
with the bow and arrow when they're like

4637
03:12:44,550 --> 03:12:43,040
training

4638
03:12:46,550 --> 03:12:44,560
it's just like showing him in the air

4639
03:12:50,229 --> 03:12:46,560
and then like smearing cow crap on his

4640
03:12:52,550 --> 03:12:50,239
face like no apparent reason yes

4641
03:12:58,220 --> 03:12:52,560
yes

4642
03:13:05,750 --> 03:13:01,510
[Music]

4643
03:13:08,469 --> 03:13:07,190
wait i thought we were wrapping up this

4644
03:13:10,150 --> 03:13:08,479
is the ending i thought this was the

4645
03:13:12,830 --> 03:13:10,160
ending music oh my god i was ready i was

4646
03:13:15,670 --> 03:13:12,840
i was vibing and i was ready ben changed

4647
03:13:16,870 --> 03:13:15,680
it it's the ending you asked for this

4648
03:13:18,950 --> 03:13:16,880
joe

4649
03:13:21,190 --> 03:13:18,960
no i sent you exactly what i asked he

4650
03:13:23,830 --> 03:13:21,200
didn't ask for this one he definitely

4651
03:13:30,930 --> 03:13:23,840
did not ask

4652
03:13:38,790 --> 03:13:33,220
[Laughter]

4653
03:13:44,550 --> 03:13:42,229
it's what you wanted

4654
03:13:45,990 --> 03:13:44,560
i guess so

4655
03:13:47,590 --> 03:13:46,000
hey where the french toast did you take

4656
03:13:49,110 --> 03:13:47,600
those kids that makes zero sense like

4657
03:13:57,590 --> 03:13:49,120
who's getting sacrificed out there let's

4658
03:14:01,429 --> 03:13:59,190
and did they even end up together at the

4659
03:14:05,349 --> 03:14:01,439
end no because she's still a nun so

4660
03:14:09,830 --> 03:14:07,750
he got one he consensually got it look

4661
03:14:11,429 --> 03:14:09,840
at no look at his face right there he

4662
03:14:13,910 --> 03:14:11,439
knew as soon as he said blue balls he

4663
03:14:18,229 --> 03:14:13,920
started off in the distance like oh crap

4664
03:14:22,150 --> 03:14:20,070
well

4665
03:14:23,349 --> 03:14:22,160
uh so guys

4666
03:14:25,269 --> 03:14:23,359
uh

4667
03:14:29,269 --> 03:14:25,279
2021

4668
03:14:33,030 --> 03:14:30,710
of you yeah

4669
03:14:35,910 --> 03:14:33,040
okay before we end thank you guys so

4670
03:14:37,269 --> 03:14:35,920
much for the awesome super chats holy

4671
03:14:39,670 --> 03:14:37,279
[\h__\h]

4672
03:14:42,630 --> 03:14:39,680
to cuss and everything this has been uh

4673
03:14:45,750 --> 03:14:42,640
such an amazing year uh

4674
03:14:48,630 --> 03:14:45,760
with love and yeah and support

4675
03:14:50,469 --> 03:14:48,640
and fun we have fun right

4676
03:14:54,070 --> 03:14:50,479
try

4677
03:14:55,990 --> 03:14:54,080
for the super chest tonight but not only

4678
03:14:58,790 --> 03:14:56,000
tonight but all

4679
03:15:01,030 --> 03:14:58,800
of the other nights that or this their

4680
03:15:02,469 --> 03:15:01,040
stars about like

4681
03:15:03,590 --> 03:15:02,479
like last week

4682
03:15:06,309 --> 03:15:03,600
last week

4683
03:15:08,070 --> 03:15:06,319
and the week before the week before that

4684
03:15:10,790 --> 03:15:08,080
and yesterday's

4685
03:15:12,070 --> 03:15:10,800
the second weekend of october that's

4686
03:15:13,510 --> 03:15:12,080
right that was a good time there were

4687
03:15:16,229 --> 03:15:13,520
there were stars

4688
03:15:18,830 --> 03:15:16,239
they were star says

4689
03:15:20,389 --> 03:15:18,840
look the reason you're

4690
03:15:22,070 --> 03:15:20,399
hey

4691
03:15:24,309 --> 03:15:22,080
yes

4692
03:15:28,229 --> 03:15:24,319
sorry you're doing it i'm sorry

4693
03:15:28,239 --> 03:15:32,229
we're like doing the outro willys

4694
03:15:32,239 --> 03:15:43,650
hey welcome

4695
03:15:58,710 --> 03:15:45,269
[Music]

4696
03:16:28,710 --> 03:16:00,930
is so slow